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It will be next week, but it will be gold and gaudy. 
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This is Art.
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Dec 28, 2017 03:51
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:for realsies though the idea is awesome but that art is aggressively bad That's what makes it so good though
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Dec 28, 2017 04:00
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The expression on Shermans face lmfo
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Dec 28, 2017 04:00
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So who gave Cole’s address to some craigslist creeper and why haven’t they been crucified?
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Dec 28, 2017 04:07
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Slavic Crime Yacht - your package is on the way.
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Dec 28, 2017 04:32
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Awesome! Did you get the pm from Zeris regarding my new address?
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Dec 28, 2017 04:57
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:Yeah it wasn't great but oh well all part of the fun I know some photoshop. I’m willing to do weird poo poo for GiP.
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I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:So who gave Cole’s address to some craigslist creeper and why haven’t they been crucified?
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Dec 28, 2017 12:13
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i was playing playstation and someone rings my doorbell. i answer it, and get into a 5-second staring match with this guy who is probably in his 50s. he says "are you expecting me?" me: "um.. no." him: "oh, i'm sorry." whatever. kinda weird. he walks back to his truck across the street and gets in. i go back to playing playstation and notice that his truck is still there. a few minutes later monty is growling, and i see the same guy approaching my door again. this time i opened it before he rang the doorbell. him: "i'm sorry but i was supposed to meet someone at [my address exactly]." me: "sorry dude, i don't know you." at this point i'm starting to get paranoid. his hands are in his pockets and i'm thinking i'm getting set up. there was a slew of home invasions near where i lived in florida and those guys would pull the same kind of stunt where one person would get invited in and unlock one of the doors in the house and the other guy would come in and they would rob and beat the poo poo out of the resident. well, i misjudged the situation. him: "you didn't post an ad on craigslist?" well, i did post an ad on craigslist a couple of months ago about some headphones. someone emailed me about them but i never gave them my address, and they never came around. still, i thought maybe this was about the headphones i was trying to sell. me: "what kind of ad?" i asked this in a very "what the gently caress are you talking about" kind of way. him: "..... you aren't gay?" me: "no dude, i'm not gay. sorry, someone is either messing with you or messing with me." then he awkwardly left.
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Dec 28, 2017 12:52
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boop the snoot posted:me: "what kind of ad?" i asked this in a very "what the gently caress are you talking about" kind of way. 
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Dec 28, 2017 14:07
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Yea that’s not really in the spirit of Christmas. Even for GiP Christmas.
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Dec 28, 2017 14:17
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for the record i don't actually think my santee did that (and he said he didn't), but i can't think of anybody who has my address so i had to ask. for all i know it could've been the neighbors across the street that got evicted a couple of weeks ago who think i called the cops on them (i didn't, i was just outside watching them doing the foolish poo poo that got them evicted), or even a typo when the address was being given. but even if you spell my street name wrong it's different enough from all of the other streets in town that it wouldn't make a difference, so somebody on this street might be getting gay craigslist hookups.
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Dec 28, 2017 14:21
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Easier to imagine a street # typo than a street name typo. If it was malicious, wouldn't there be tons of people coming over? I feel bad for the guy, he was probably super excited  That's loving creepy about the home invasions though.
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Dec 28, 2017 16:41
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Zeris posted:Easier to imagine a street # typo than a street name typo. If it was malicious, wouldn't there be tons of people coming over? I feel bad for the guy, he was probably super excited Probably this. Wouldn't whoever posted the ad have to reply to inquiries? Or do people just post "show up at [address] at [time] for a good time"?
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Dec 28, 2017 19:17
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P rude to send the dude away without so much as a handy for his troubles imo
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Slim Pickens posted:P rude to send the dude away without so much as a handy for his troubles imo  At least he let him down easy.
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Dec 28, 2017 20:25
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"uhh sorry you can come in and watch me play video games for a while if you want"
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Dec 28, 2017 20:26
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If he was a contractor allow him to jerk off on the wall so you can at least tell anyone who sees him you just had him make a load bearing wall.
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Dec 28, 2017 20:30
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LingcodKilla posted:If he was a contractor allow him to jerk off on the wall so you can at least tell anyone who sees him you just had him make a load bearing wall. Noice
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Dec 28, 2017 20:37
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Like the house built by lesbians all tongue and groove not a stud in sight
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Dec 28, 2017 20:42
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Zeris posted:"uhh sorry you can come in and watch me play video games for a while if you want" Got some trains and crabmeat in the basement. You can take some home if you want. Nothing wrong with it, I just got too much.
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Dec 28, 2017 22:37
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Soulex posted:Got some trains and crabmeat in the basement. You can take some home if you want. Nothing wrong with it, I just got too much. Check out this hilarious internet forum I post on. This guy's name got changed to "I lick ape pussy" because we decided "I lick rape pussy" was too much. Hahaha!
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Dec 28, 2017 23:10
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yo did someone send a box care package style of condoms and Vaseline and weird rear end poo poo I ask this because there is a weird rear end package with some dudes name TO some weird rear end dudes name Yeah LMAO
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Dec 28, 2017 23:18
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boop the snoot posted:ad on craigslist a couple of months ago about some headphones. someone emailed me about them but i never gave them my address, and they never came around. still, i thought maybe this was about the headphones i was trying to sell. LMFAO
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Dec 28, 2017 23:21
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Hey Naked Bear, check your front porch.
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all apologies posted:yo did someone send a box care package style of condoms and Vaseline and weird rear end poo poo LOL!
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I told my mom to open it and she was like what the gently caress, I wasnt sure when the gift would come if this is it...I am so thrown off. LMK if this is mine so I can re open it. I closed it because I really dont loving know. Magnums and lube it has to be one of you. LMFAO all apologies fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Dec 28, 2017 |
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Dec 28, 2017 23:26
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all apologies posted:Magnums and lube it has to be one of you 
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BigDave posted:Hey Naked Bear, check your front porch.
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all apologies posted:I told my mom to open it and she was like what the gently caress, I wasnt sure when the gift would come if this is it...I am so thrown off. Your mom ordered it under a fake name and now she's just playing dumb, dude. Just leave it in her bedroom and pretend nothing happened.
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Dec 28, 2017 23:36
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It's a magnum condom for my monster dong
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BigDave posted:Hey Naked Bear, check your front porch.  I couldn't help but open one of them already. It's really loving good (the fire one has a bit of kick to it, too). Hail Santa!
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:It's a magnum condom for my monster dong pity about your chinese wife and her tiny pussy
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Naked Bear posted:Fuckin' tits! Glad to hear it! There's more coming, but it might not arrived until after new year's.
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:pity about your chinese wife and her tiny pussy Gave me a reason to keep the soundproofing from my serial killer days. Ah, memories.
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all apologies posted:I told my mom to open it and she was like what the gently caress, I wasnt sure when the gift would come if this is it...I am so thrown off. Sorry about your mom lol
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Woof Blitzer posted:Sorry about your mom lol oh its cool i just want to make sure its to me and not really some weird dudes box of poo poo LOL
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all apologies posted:oh its cool i just want to make sure its to me and not really some weird dudes box of poo poo LOL So you gonna uh... open that poo poo?
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all apologies posted:oh its cool i just want to make sure its to me and not really some weird dudes box of poo poo LOL Pics or ban
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