RE: A ticket came in: Did they take the printer into the shitters with them?

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nielsm: Jun 1, 2009

Guys where's the budget for this? Can we really trust the vendor?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:47

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:27

Aunt Beth: Feb 24, 2006; Baby, you're ready!; Grimey Drawer

Jaded Burnout posted:

RE: FWD:
CC: Everyone, CEO, HR, President

Please remove me from this conversation.

Jaded Burnout you know you can just send a DM right? Stop replying to everyone in the thread.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:48

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Someone on the call is echoing. Can everyone not speaking please mute their phone?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:49

Jaded Burnout: Jul 10, 2004

Judge Schnoopy posted:

I've never made an OP on this forum but I moderated a forum fifteen years ago, had about 10 users. Shouldn't be that different and I think I can google everything I need. I've got 10 minutes available at 4:50 on Friday, should we save money and just do this thing in-house?

Sounds good. Once you've got it shipped we can throw it over the wall for the mods to maintain.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:49

Aunt Beth: Feb 24, 2006; Baby, you're ready!; Grimey Drawer

Judge Schnoopy posted:

I've never made an OP on this forum but I moderated a forum fifteen years ago, had about 10 users. Shouldn't be that different and I think I can google everything I need. I've got 10 minutes available at 4:50 on Friday, should we save money and just do this thing in-house?

We can't do that, Sales has already told all our customers about all the new features my neighbor's cousin's whiz kid son is going to introduce in his next OP.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:51

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I can hear you. Can you hear me?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:53

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

Jaded Burnout posted:

Sounds good. Once you've got it shipped we can throw it over the wall for the mods to maintain.

Aunt Beth posted:

We can't do that, Sales has already told all our customers about all the new features my neighbor's cousin's whiz kid son is going to introduce in his next OP.

Can we please come to a consensus on this?!? We've been on this call for three whole minutes, I've got another meeting two minutes from now.

Oh yeah sorry for joining 45 minutes late though

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:54

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Can we please come to a consensus on this?!? We've been on this call for three whole minutes, I've got another meeting two minutes from now.

Oh yeah sorry for joining 45 minutes late though

Oh man, I want to work where you are people apologize?!

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:55

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

hilarious

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Make it on New Year's Day. Call it the 2018 thread.

I'm of the belief that all megathreads should be annual threads. The 2017 [whatever] thread, the 2018 thread, 2019, etc.

Leaning this way tho, for real.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:57

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Why can't we do it in the cloud?

(bonus points for cloud-to-butt users)

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:58

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Dick Trauma posted:

Why can't we do it in the cloud?

(bonus points for cloud-to-butt users)

Butt-to-butt! Butt-to-butt!

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:03

lament.cfg: Dec 28, 2006; we have such posts
to show you

kensei posted:

hilarious

Leaning this way tho, for real.

FW: RE: a ticket came in

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:04

ookiimarukochan: Apr 4, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

(bonus points for buttto-butt users)

There's a Jennifer Connolly Requiem for a Dream joke here but I can't quite find it.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:04

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

tactlessbastard posted:

Butt-to-butt! Butt-to-butt!

Back and forth, you say?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:05

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Thanks Ants posted:

Back and forth, you say?

Forever

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:10

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Can we incorporate blockchain technology into the new thread?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:33

Aunt Beth: Feb 24, 2006; Baby, you're ready!; Grimey Drawer

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Can we incorporate blockchain technology into the new thread?

I�ll ask neighbor�s cousin�s son! He says bitcoin will be replacing all fiat currency worldwide within the next 5 years so we should get out ahead of this. Will bitcoin run on our existing AS/400 and Win2k infrastructure? We can�t upgrade because the CEO needs his kitchen remodeled.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:36

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Papa John Misty posted:

FW: RE: a ticket came in

This one right here.

And then the year after that we can do:

[EXTERNAL]FW: RE: a ticket came in

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:37

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Oh you want to talk about Macs in the new thread? gently caress no get the gently caress out of here you piece of poo poo.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:38

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

There are times when I'd like to go back to the late nineties/early 2000s when I was working on mostly Macs, System 8.x and 9 machines. It had downsides, sure, but it was kind of fun, too. :kiddo:

EDIT: LOOK AT HOW SHINY OS X IS HOLY poo poo

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:45

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Macs were good again from 2006 to about 2013.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:47

mewse: May 2, 2006

nielsm posted:

Guys where's the budget for this? Can we really trust the vendor?

Where did the posts before yours go??? There was critical information on the new thread proejct that's missing!!.. and now it's showing in this window but backwards

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:53

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Thanks Ants posted:

Macs were good again from 2006 to about 2013.

Yeah, no. Still pissed I own two really sexy paperweights I can't use since they are PowerPC paperweights.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:54

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Assembling a PC for myself reminded me a little of the enthusiasm I had for computers when I was younger. I put together another one for my father for his 79th birthday since all he wants to do is play HL 2 DM, and he loves the thing.

He's going to be 80 soon and he spends a few hours each night shooting people online. I've failed to convert him over to a newer game.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:54

nexxai: Jul 17, 2002; quack quack bjork; Fun Shoe

I've been on holidays all week and you motherfuckers have completely and totally ruined it.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:54

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

nexxai posted:

I've been on holidays all week and you motherfuckers have completely and totally ruined it.

Oh that reminds me - feature request, can the next thread have like buttons?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:59

The Iron Rose: May 12, 2012; Cat Army

nexxai posted:

I've been on holidays all week and you motherfuckers have completely and totally ruined it.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:00

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

This thread is beautiful, like a poo poo-covered wilting flower.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:04

Ugato: Apr 9, 2009; We're not?

Can I use this new thread in my blackberry?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:08

Wibla: Feb 16, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

He's going to be 80 soon and he spends a few hours each night shooting people online. I've failed to convert him over to a newer game.

Shooting nerds online is a cool and good hobby :v:

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:13

mewse: May 2, 2006

I've compiled the ideas so far and put them together as an outline for a new OP:

file:///C:/Users/Dave/Documents/New thread project/Outline rev 2.docx

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:48

CapMoron: Nov 20, 2000; Forum Veteran

Thanks Ants posted:

Macs were good again from 2006 to about 2013.

That was the exact timespan I was at my previous job where I had more Macs to deal with than every before, and I'm gonna say no.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:51

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

The new thread should have social share buttons on every post.

Twitter Facebook Instagram LinkedIn Pinterest email Gmail G+ Snapchat Print Facebook Messenger

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:55

ConfusedUs: Feb 24, 2004; Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!

mewse posted:

I've compiled the ideas so far and put them together as an outline for a new OP:

file:///C:/Users/Dave/Documents/New thread project/Outline rev 2.docx

To servicedesk
Cc CEO

Hey service desk this link doesn�t work please fix this is affecting production

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:58

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

Data Graham posted:

The new thread should have social share buttons on every post.

Twitter Facebook Instagram LinkedIn Pinterest email Gmail G+ Snapchat Print Facebook Messenger

These buttons should be in a very specific format that I've designed on my monitor. Make absolutely certain it appears in the exact same way on every monitor throughout the entire world.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 21:59

mewse: May 2, 2006

ConfusedUs posted:

To servicedesk
Cc CEO

Hey service desk this link doesn�t work please fix this is affecting production

It's working for me???

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:00

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

mewse posted:

I've compiled the ideas so far and put them together as an outline for a new OP:

file:///C:/Users/Dave/Documents/New thread project/Outline rev 2.docx

... don't out my porn directory tyvm

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:00

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Please send me a screenshot of the error message you are receiving

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:01

mewse: May 2, 2006

It's a microsoft word document so it's not going to work if you don't have MS Word installed

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:02

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:27

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

When I open it, it says it wants to run 'goatse.exe' and wants me to approve it, should I do that or not? I already did and now my computer is flashing Adam Savage's butthole at me.

- CEO
Sent from my Iphone 12S

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:06

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