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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Othin posted:

Weren't there a few goon mega-whales (not Bootcha) back at the beginning? Did they ever get refunded?

IIRC, Bill Zabob was the big spender according to the old spreadsheet. I don't think he's been spotted in these threads for years, so no idea if he ever got refunded. If the spreadsheet is still out there and somebody could link it, it'd be kinda interesting to see how many of the top spenders still post about SC.


Nicholas posted:

star citizens live in a bizzaro land where paying money for a game is a valid reason for it not coming out, and despite regarding roberts as a perfectionist with total creative control, it's backers who dictate the scope and magnitude of the game.

I love it when they pull the whole "CR's hands were tied; WE, THE FANS, demanded that a doable project be replaced with a bloated and impossible project," especially since they base this nonsense on a poll that got just 10,000 responses while conveniently forgetting about Cro-bizzle's endless exhortations that more money would allow him to deliver the game faster. They happily take the blame for the game's scope and completion date being so nebulous. If only The Chairman wasn't utterly powerless against the whims of idiots.

taxxe:

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mr.Tophat posted:

Oh yeah I remember playing a bit of that game, I liked my robot buddy more than anyone else I met

Kinda wishing there was a Mass Effect-style romance option with him.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Lladre posted:

Court days do not count weekends or holidays. whoever said they do is an idiot and this thread loves to bite on low hanging fruit.

https://www.federalrulesofcivilprocedure.org/frcp/title-ii/rule-6-computing-and-extending-time-time-for-motion-papers/



:thunk:

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Lladre posted:

Court days do not count weekends or holidays. whoever said they do is an idiot and this thread loves to bite on low hanging fruit.

Show us your fruit

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/946174255321972736
https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/651156002344009728

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

He's like seconds away from the navy seal copy pasta there, should have kept the pressure on.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Who exactly is this Gremlich person, and why is he so stupid? Of all the repeat performers, he seems to be the most aggressively dumb, and to be putting the most energy into constructing an impregnable fortress of denial. He is really, really, really wrapped up in not acknowledging objective facts, and in defending CIG in all things at any cost, and in attacking anyone who stands even slightly outside of utter Roberts sycophancy.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/946199146762977280
https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/946465216388218880

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

willing to bet he has the CIG/SC collapsed and the warning signs were there piece ready to go

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

Lladre posted:

Court days do not count weekends or holidays. whoever said they do is an idiot and this thread loves to bite on low hanging fruit.

"Well, actually," he lawsplained....

In Federal Court, this is governed by Rule 6 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.

quote:

Rule 6. Computing and Extending Time; Time for Motion Papers

(a) Computing Time. The following rules apply in computing any time period specified in these rules, in any local rule or court order, or in any statute that does not specify a method of computing time.

(1) Period Stated in Days or a Longer Unit. When the period is stated in days or a longer unit of time:

(A) exclude the day of the event that triggers the period;

(B) count every day, including intermediate Saturdays, Sundays, and legal holidays; and

(C) include the last day of the period, but if the last day is a Saturday, Sunday, or legal holiday, the period continues to run until the end of the next day that is not a Saturday, Sunday, or legal holiday.

Source: Currently have a January 3 deadline, thanks to this rule.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Nevermind.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Lladre posted:

this thread loves to bite on low hanging fruit.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Oh poo poo it was an epic takedown all along.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

ZekeNY posted:

"Well, actually," he lawsplained....

In Federal Court, this is governed by Rule 6 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.


Source: Currently have a January 3 deadline, thanks to this rule.

They can respond before, although I fully expect them to take every last second to come up with a response and then still drop their reply late, in true CIG fashion.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


lol, you need to look up "28th December" and "Spain" and you´ll get some context.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
With the possibility of a Polygon article or whatever and added scrutiny, I went through the disputed items on the tracker. Here are the changes:

Marked as In Alpha:
Space Ports (was Not implemented) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/203592426?t=02h43m20s
Asteroid rings (was Not implemented) https://youtu.be/VdY7OXDWBYg?t=30
Hurt, damaged, and ruined limb system (was Not implemented) https://youtu.be/v3zWV0u_ZOw?t=129
J-Span Cryo-Star (was Not implemented) http://i.imgur.com/11v1sD9.jpg
Multiple stations on multi-crew ships (was Not implemented) https://youtu.be/34m1pBfYJlU
Accurate physics system (was Broken) *link falls through the ground*

Marked as Completed:
RSI Class II space suit (was Not implemented) https://starcitizen.tools/Odyssey_Flight_Suit
Build professional sound studio (was Not implemented) https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14814-Monthly-Report



RSI Polaris was also added. I would really just like to remove all ships sometimes because there are other spergs doing a better job with that down to each ship variant. https://starcitizentracker.github.io/ has always been about tracking and visualizing actual progress. Some ships are official stretch goals so there's also that.

Next I'm adding some additional info to the FAQ. I agree with the sentiment that the list speaks for itself so I don't intend to converse with Polygon, but if they just have a couple questions I don't see the harm.
If someone is reading this looking for commentary all I would really say is this: While working on the tracker, we put on our agnostic hat and allow the company to succeed or fail by their own merit. We are not here to make them look GOOD or BAD. We organize information. Some of the editors hope this encourages development to complete each feature and worry less about reworking each asset to perfection. Most of the editors came from other gaming forums and very few edits if any came from Something Awful Goons; besides my own, granted are probably 60%+ of the total.
(refer to G0RF's "Understanding the 9 distinct voices of Star Citizen" chart if needed)


When I was more actively looking for editors I cautioned "Because video games are serious business, it is highly recommended that you apply and make edits to the google sheet under an alias or alternate google account.
We take no responsibility if you are targeted or harassed online or offline"

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
I don't speak Spanish. What does the article say?

#istandwithpablo

Talez
Jul 9, 2005

Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?

D_Smart posted:

So uhm, which game have I done that with? Pray tell. :allears:

3000AD, rear end in a top hat.

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.

BluesShaman posted:

I don't speak Spanish. What does the article say?

#istandwithpablo
See if this translated version works, friendo:

"Cloud Imperium Games announces the cancellation of the development of Star Citizen, "is not profitable""

https://translate.google.com/transl...t-text=&act=url

What's Spanish for FUD?

nnnotime fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Dec 28, 2017

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
175 million.

I remember it being 23 million and expecting them to stop selling ships, how loving naive was I?

That's what I really love about Star Citizen, just how stupid everyone involved is.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Virtual Captain posted:

Marked as In Alpha:
Multiple stations on multi-crew ships (was Not implemented) https://youtu.be/34m1pBfYJlU

I would really contest this one. You can sit in other chairs on multi-crew ships but there is no mechanical purpose to doing so.

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.


Is it true you have a hate boner for Star Citizen?

Is it true you're a Derek Smart alt?

How does it feel to be the man holding CIG accountable?

How many cat pictures have you posted?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Wise Learned Man posted:

I love it when they pull the whole "CR's hands were tied; WE, THE FANS, demanded that a doable project be replaced with a bloated and impossible project," especially since they base this nonsense on a poll that got just 10,000 responses while conveniently forgetting about Cro-bizzle's endless exhortations that more money would allow him to deliver the game faster. They happily take the blame for the game's scope and completion date being so nebulous. If only The Chairman wasn't utterly powerless against the whims of idiots.

Also remember that they left that poll up for literal years, so a lot of those responses were citizens voting years after the fact to retroactively justify all this

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Not until he shaves those things we don't

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Mr.Tophat posted:

No sir, I will not accept a victory, I will only accept complete annhilation. Now hand over the books, it's time to die in the most terrible way.

Financially

Mr.Tophat posted:

"Don't forget," I mumble as an argument forms within the pudding like substance sloshing within my skull, "it's never been done before," I say as I forget the touch of a fun game, or the emotion known as shame as I herd the faithful like so many dollars into CIG

Mr.Tophat posted:

Chris awaits the accountant's final measure of the books with trepidation. "You are bankrupt," the account says slowly as he places a mug to his lips and sips thoughtfully. Chris' face is aghast, all manner of horrors playing upon his features as the dreams shatter and everything turns to FUD.

The mug is placed down, and the accountant says, "morally."

Chris wipes his face with flapping hands and rises to his feet, "So you're saying we can sell the tanks? Is that what you're saying?"

Mr.Tophat posted:

"Did you hear that?" Derek asks, "I was right!"

A few moments as the warlord awaits a reply from the caverns.

"Did you hear that," a voice calls, and the warlord broadly smiles as he hears, "I was right!"

Thus we have the most open blog development seen in it's rawest form, endless, self sustaining, self serving, self parodying, self defeating, for all time. The only way we will get him free from those caverns is to lure him out with a visage of a clown which will interrupt the cycle...briefly.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Derek not only produces great swathes of hot air, but redirects all warm air that is profused around him straight up his own arse with great quoting bellows.

this is some extremely good justposting

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

Solarin posted:

this is some extremely good justposting

I'm confused why Derek would block him. Posts like these are pure gold.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

ZekeNY posted:

"Well, actually," he lawsplained....

In Federal Court, this is governed by Rule 6 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.


Source: Currently have a January 3 deadline, thanks to this rule.

CIG intern, sitting at home reading thread, spits coffee all over monitor, furiously starts googling "ritz carlton monte carlo" while looking for cellphone in piles of torn up gift wrap, dirty plates and empty drink cans.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Glad you caught that one. Although the studio is basically a room that holds coffee filters and copy paper with a couple employees shaking chains and other foley artist type shenanigans it looks like they completed it.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Virtual Captain posted:

When I was more actively looking for editors I cautioned "Because video games are serious business, it is highly recommended that you apply and make edits to the google sheet under an alias or alternate google account.
We take no responsibility if you are targeted or harassed online or offline"
Please make me the sole contact for the tracker so I can gently caress with nerds all day.

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Kilmers Elbow posted:

13 minutes of "WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING 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Why your games aren't better received is beyond me.

I can't not quote that. I'm weak.

Zzr fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Dec 29, 2017

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Colostomy Bag posted:

Glad you caught that one. Although the studio is basically a room that holds coffee filters and copy paper with a couple employees shaking chains and other foley artist type shenanigans it looks like they completed it.

That's kind of stretching the definition of "professional", isn't it oh wait it's CIG nm

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Lack of Gravitas posted:

Yeah I think they call it the Cobra engine and use it for all their games now

e: turns out they've been using it since 1988 :eyepop:

Elite Dangerous has been in development for 29 years, versus just 18 months for Star Citizen.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016


Gremlich, real life Combat veterinarian of 20 years.

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

thatguy posted:

Please make me the sole contact for the tracker so I can gently caress with nerds all day.

Would that be wi....?
On second thoughts, fantastic idea.

Tell them your sources come from Roberts himself, using the big red telephone you have on your desk.

E: catte taxxe

Dogeh fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Dec 29, 2017

El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008
Fun Shoe
The description for the new ATV: "From alpha 2.6 to alpha 3.0, Star Citizen has seen a lot of changes throughout 2017." :laffo: :laffo:

ewe2 posted:

Sorry for your loss, what a good innings for a catte :(
Thanks folks :glomp:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

make it me so Polygon has to put Big Nipples Big Life in their article.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

big nipples big life posted:

make it me so Polygon has to put Big Nipples Big Life in their article.

But outsource your writings to thatguy

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Wait, "El Chapuzas Informático" journalistic integrity is in doubt? Madre de Dios!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Foo Diddley posted:

That's kind of stretching the definition of "professional", isn't it oh wait it's CIG nm

The funny thing is what I wrote is mostly factual. A video exists somewhere.

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CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Colostomy Bag posted:

The funny thing is what I wrote is mostly factual. A video exists somewhere.

Look, the copy paper and coffee filters are sound absorbing material that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. It's really just another great example of Chris Roberts' amazing financial acumen.

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