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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Also, isn't she supposed to be at work? I thought they were going to hit the ground running on Tuesday?

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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

WhyteRyce posted:

Lol is she doubling down on that "I made this pie myself" thing?

that whole incident was stupid all around, the twitter people were posting a picture of a different pie as proof that she couldn't have made a pie

to my knowledge no one was able to source the supposedly stock photo she used. are people saying she bought a pie and took a picture of it?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Novo posted:

that whole incident was stupid all around, the twitter people were posting a picture of a different pie as proof that she couldn't have made a pie

to my knowledge no one was able to source the supposedly stock photo she used. are people saying she bought a pie and took a picture of it?

*Raises paw meekly* ...w..who gives a poo poo, sir?

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

WhyteRyce posted:

Lol is she doubling down on that "I made this pie myself" thing?

apparently so.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I love the New York Times report on rump and NATO

On the long walk through the NATO building’s cathedral-like atrium, the president’s anger grew. He looked at the polished floors and shimmering glass walls with a property developer’s eye. (“It’s all glass,” he said later. “One bomb could take it out.”) By the time he reached an outdoor plaza where he was to speak to the other NATO leaders, Mr. Trump was fuming, according to two aides who were with him that day.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
#NoKo is one of my favorite Yokai

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Novo posted:

that whole incident was stupid all around, the twitter people were posting a picture of a different pie as proof that she couldn't have made a pie

to my knowledge no one was able to source the supposedly stock photo she used. are people saying she bought a pie and took a picture of it?

Who the gently caress bakes a pie in a disposable aluminum pan? Nobody, that's who.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Jel Shaker posted:

I love the New York Times report on rump and NATO

On the long walk through the NATO building’s cathedral-like atrium, the president’s anger grew. He looked at the polished floors and shimmering glass walls with a property developer’s eye. (“It’s all glass,” he said later. “One bomb could take it out.”) By the time he reached an outdoor plaza where he was to speak to the other NATO leaders, Mr. Trump was fuming, according to two aides who were with him that day.

About as solid as his business empire

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


:drat:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Jel Shaker posted:

I love the New York Times report on rump and NATO

On the long walk through the NATO building’s cathedral-like atrium, the president’s anger grew. He looked at the polished floors and shimmering glass walls with a property developer’s eye. (“It’s all glass,” he said later. “One bomb could take it out.”) By the time he reached an outdoor plaza where he was to speak to the other NATO leaders, Mr. Trump was fuming, according to two aides who were with him that day.

One bomb can take lots of things out. That's kind of what they do. What's your point bigly man?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Big Beef City posted:

Health report just released!
BMI: 100% muscle
Blood pressure: perfect
Weight: 205
Height: 7'4"
Age: steadily decreasing! Previously unseen!

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
remember that time when 62 million people votedfor donald j trump (the failed casino owner, noted racist and alleged rapist) to be potus, which led to donny g murps (the 71 year old man who whines on twitter daily and who smiles like a dog) becoming potus

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nothing says working to maintain global peace and unity like the UN headquarters being a fortified, machine gun turret lined Castle Greyskull

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

a curse upon america and its people

Where've you been this entire 2017?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

VanOwen
Oct 8, 2011

Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon, in fact this Thursday in the cafetorium, I shall become their leader!

Kinda looks like she's aiming at the plane at the end of that contrail. :freep:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Just off camera one of the brothers is hurling a dog into the air.

Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008


She does not look at all comfortable with that shotgun

What I'm saying is, yes comparing her shooting ability to her pie making ability is very apt



also lol that they're just shooting off into the back yard

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Do you need camo to hide from the things being lofted up for you?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Burt Sexual posted:

Do you need camo to hide from the things being lofted up for you?

No, you need it for the audience that tweet is intended for.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
She should have posted a stock image of a gun to troll people.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


"Why don't you kids go outside and shoot at the birdbath?"

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Actually firing that thing within city limits is super illegal.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

fishing with the fam posted:

She should have posted a stock image of a gun to troll people.
that would require her to have some wit

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Loaded with rocksalt, they're having fun with the servants, chasing them around on the manor

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

"You'll shoot your eye out" oh wait

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

She missed

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

There's no way she's actually going to fire that shotgun because it's super dang illegal to shoot outside of hunting grounds and she's on residential property!

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

There's no way she's actually going to fire that shotgun because it's super dang illegal to shoot outside of hunting grounds and she's on residential property!

I don't know where she's at put plenty of people live places where they can shoot from their porch.

Why she would randomly fire a shotgun into the air for Xmas. Who knows. Everyone loves picking up spent shells and cleaning up plugs from their yard.


Also can anyone post those quotes from the Lincoln scholars about regulation cutting?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

LifeSunDeath posted:

"You'll shoot your eye out" oh wait

Probably not wearing any eye protection because of her quasimodo cockeyedness

Wouldn’t bet on her having earplugs in either.

Most likely the shotgun isn’t loaded anyway.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Peace de Bundy posted:

nice humble brag about your exotic girlfriend ya dweeb

Fine

my significant other who isn’t from this continent or even the west and doesn’t have a subscription to either of these magazines, immediately recognized who this person was and said her occupation correctly which is better than pumpkin pie filling-brained Leader of The Free World can do

Teikanmi fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Dec 29, 2017

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

a curse upon america and its people

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
E: wrong thread

So how ‘bout that president Donald Trump the retard, esquire?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




That's a good way to mess up your shoulder.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Teikanmi posted:

Fine

my significant other who isn’t from this continent or even the west and doesn’t have a subscription to either of these magazines, immediately recognized who this person was and said her occupation correctly which is better than pumpkin pie filling-brained Leader of The Free World can do

Stop insulting Merkel

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

a curse upon america and its people

don't sign your posts lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Lmao, these fucker now do cowboy/guns/camouflage photo-ops to woo the right wing rubes. Its like they have a PR adviser who travels across the country with a suitcase full of prop guns, cowboy paraphernalia and a camera

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Lmao, these fucker now do cowboy/guns/camouflage photo-ops to woo the right wing rubes. Its like they have a PR adviser who travels across the country with a suitcase full of prop guns, cowboy paraphernalia and a camera

See also: big red trucker caps with opinions on 'em.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LifeSunDeath posted:

"You'll shoot your eye out" oh wait

Lol

priznat posted:

Probably not wearing any eye protection because of her quasimodo cockeyedness

Wouldn’t bet on her having earplugs in either.

Most likely the shotgun isn’t loaded anyway.

The “staff” will clean up the shards of targets

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