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Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Madcosby posted:

If he was retarded, then how come he's president hmmm?

:smith:

in truth he is the ultimate president. he's an ugly mass of every single negative american stereotype that exists. it's impressive.

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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


gramps dog, so what

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Trump is a stupid binch

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
climate = local weather

checkmate, libtards. :smugdon:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Hah! gently caress your stupid planet, you all deserve to drown and/or boil to death.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/business/media/trump-tweet-vanity-fair.html

someone should patent an encryption algorithm that trumpifies and untrumpifies data

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ashmole posted:

God drat the president is hilarious

Won't be so funny as we're scavenging the wasteland

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Climate change is another way of stating he needs a change of nappy

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I bet trump's farts smell like hairspray

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Ashmole posted:

God drat the president is hilarious

Well, he's certainly a joke

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

moose face posted:

Won't be so funny as we're scavenging thr wasteland

Being in a mexican stand off where all weapons are discharged at the sound of, "we" will make my me howl my balls right off buddy, get with the program

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/946523041814761473

Time for a year-end best-of!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I'm really impressed at how progressive and inclusive the USA has been the last decade or so. First a black president, now a retarded president. What next!!?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Didn't get a Screenwipe this 2017, but this...this is a salve to be certain

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Trump denying global warming is literally the most obvious thing ever, not sure why it's so shocking here

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


“Record-breaking cold temperatures that have never been seen before, is proof that climate change definitely isn’t real,” I say, as the 3 raw pinto beans I have instead of a brain audibly rattle around inside my skull.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

communism bitch posted:

I'm really impressed at how progressive and inclusive the USA has been the last decade or so. First a black president, now a retarded president. What next!!?

lol

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

a curse upon america and its people

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

communism bitch posted:

I'm really impressed at how progressive and inclusive the USA has been the last decade or so. First a black president, now a retarded president. What next!!?
probably a pedophile holocaust denier who thinks the earth is a few thousand years old. no one out-inclusives the US of A, hail satan

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/MariaBrownMAGA/status/946531659645677570

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol isn’t this a Drew Carey standup joke

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

probably a pedophile holocaust denier who thinks the earth is a few thousand years old. no one out-inclusives the US of A, hail satan

It's almost certain you've had one of those already.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Hail satan

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


First one in a while I had to check was real what the fuckin hell lmao

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Scary! posted:

lol isn’t this a Drew Carey standup joke

This was Fox News daily reporting in 2003 every time it snowed. Anywhere.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
A Texas sized lol for ya’ll:

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/12/28/dallas-woman-allegedly-ruins-300000-worth-of-art-on-first-date-with-lawyer.html

quote:

HOUSTON—Authorities say an intoxicated Dallas woman who was on a first date with a prominent Houston trial lawyer caused at least $300,000 in damage to his art collection, including two Andy Warhol paintings.

Lindy Lou Layman, 29, was arrested Saturday on criminal mischief charges after her date with Anthony Buzbee. She was released on $30,000 bond. Online court records don’t list an attorney for her.

Prosecutors say Buzbee, 49, told investigators that Layman got too intoxicated on their date, so he called her an Uber after they returned to his home. Buzbee said Layman refused to leave and hid inside the home, and that when he found her and called a second Uber, she got aggressive.

Authorities said she tore down several paintings and poured red wine on some while yelling obscenities. She also allegedly threw two $20,000 sculptures across the room and shattered them.

The damaged Warhol paintings were each valued at $500,000 in court documents.

Buzbee has represented high-profile figures, including former Texas Gov. Rick Perry in an abuse-of-power case. Then-candidate Donald Trump also visited his home last year when Buzbee held a fundraiser and donated $250,000 to Trump’s presidential campaign.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Stoatbringer posted:

World leader doesn't understand basic science so what

Understanding basic science impedes MAGA, dummy. Just let the MAGA wash over you. Take it all in. To your butt.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

There's the tragedy of the commons, wherein too many people over-exploit a resource. And then there's this fucker who salts the earth to prove he's the biggest retard on the field.

"Salt is fine for grass, I mean look, it's raining. I have no idea how anything works."

AtomicBanana
Aug 6, 2001

Oh god, why am I so uncreative?
Extremely late to the "lol Trump party," I love Baldwin's potrayal of him.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

OK so I'll have to embarrass myself here on SA and admit that I know this woman is a fake and her Twitter is fake and so is her Patreon. She's using images and videos of porn star Ashley Alban. So how do we report her fake Twitter and illegal Patreon?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

communism bitch posted:

I'm really impressed at how progressive and inclusive the USA has been the last decade or so. First a black president, now a retarded president. What next!!?

I am the next volcel president and leader of the worlds largest nuclear arsenal. Womyn are bitches.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The bes porn wannabes

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


I wasn't sure it was possible to become more retarded

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Lmao this is just sad and pathetic.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
JFC, some of the replies to Trump's shitposting.

https://twitter.com/mike4354/status/946554429733507077

Invisible dick:

https://twitter.com/mike4354/status/946554606309593088

Puerto Rico would like a word please:

https://twitter.com/mike4354/status/946554792964448256


And a lol:

https://twitter.com/flit_s/status/946562286654763008

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol go inhale some kfc and five big macs along with a 2-liter bottle of diet coke you human being dog smiling piece of poo poo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
our very smart and popular president had a sit down interview with the Times today
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/946564599343648769

quote:

The interview started with a discussion of an interview Mr. Schmidt conducted with Mr. Trump in July, when Mr. Trump said he would not have appointed Jeff Sessions as attorney general had he known that Mr. Sessions would recuse himself from the Russia investigation.

DONALD J. TRUMP: I thought it was a terrible thing he did. [Inaudible.] I thought it was certainly unnecessary, I thought it was a terrible thing. But I think it’s all worked out because frankly there is absolutely no collusion, that’s been proven by every Democrat is saying it.

MICHAEL S. SCHMIDT: You’re O.K. with me recording, right?

TRUMP: Yeah. Virtually every Democrat has said there is no collusion. There is no collusion. And even these committees that have been set up. If you look at what’s going on — and in fact, what it’s done is, it’s really angered the base and made the base stronger. My base is stronger than it’s ever been. Great congressmen, in particular, some of the congressmen have been unbelievable in pointing out what a witch hunt the whole thing is. So, I think it’s been proven that there is no collusion.

And by the way, I didn’t deal with Russia. I won because I was a better candidate by a lot. I won because I campaigned properly and she didn’t. She campaigned for the popular vote. I campaigned for the Electoral College. And you know, it is a totally different thing, Mike. You know the Electoral College, it’s like a track star. If you’re going to run the 100-yard dash, you work out differently than if you’re going to run the 1,000 meters or the mile.

And it’s different. It’s in golf. If you have a tournament and you have match play or stroke play, you prepare differently, believe it or not. It’s different. Match play is very different than stroke play. And you prepare. So I went to Maine five times, I went to [inaudible], the genius of the Electoral College is that you go to places you might not go to.

And that’s exactly what [inaudible]. Otherwise, I would have gone to New York, California, Texas and Florida.

also lol at this:
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/946563765075660800

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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trem_two posted:

our very smart and popular president had a sit down interview with the Times today
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/946564599343648769


also lol at this:
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/946563765075660800

Lol, he slipped the lead and ran into the neighbor's yard. Who was supposed to be watching him?

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

[inaudible]

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm surprised he didn't just spew out the nuclear launch codes unprompted or some poo poo.

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