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Don't be "that" guy.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 15:27 |
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Lladre posted:Don't be "that" guy. Be THIS guy. *crotch thrust*
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 15:31 |
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Sunswipe posted:Be THIS guy.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 15:38 |
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"Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why." "Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flasheart?" "Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!"
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 15:44 |
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Oh God I miss him. His episode from the 4th season was probably the best. -MY GOD! -Yes, I suppose I am!
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:04 |
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Woof!
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:11 |
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Total in 2013: $28,446,117 Total in 2014: $32,933,205 (14% bump from previous year) Total in 2015: $35,961,202 (8.5% bump from previous year) Total in 2016: $36,100,538 (.4% bump from previous year) Total in 2017 (three days of funding remain): $34,592,496 (4.2% drop from previous year) this will be the first year star citizen hasn't grown in funding
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:20 |
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TheAgent posted:Total in 2013: $28,446,117 on sunday miku will deposit 1.5m, just you wait
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:22 |
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I should also mention, this year had more and longer sales than any previous year it also included land vehicle and land parcel sales, several "rare" ships back on sale, a "huge" content drop with 3.0 and a janky VS of SQ42 next year is going to be loving abysmal
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:22 |
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its also hard to believe that the 3.0 hype has been touted for almost 2 years where does the time go (it goes into ing)
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:27 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:28 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Oh God I miss him. His episode from the 4th season was probably the best. Alternatively, in your case:
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:31 |
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TheAgent posted:its also hard to believe that the 3.0 hype has been touted for almost 2 years there is no hype for 3.0, 3.0 is just a minor patch. all the real changes are coming in 3.1 or 3.2
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:31 |
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big nipples big life posted:you have a google alert for your own name if you say 'Derek Smart' three times on the internet he appears
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:32 |
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big nipples big life posted:there is no hype for 3.0, 3.0 is just a minor patch. all the real changes are coming in 3.1 or 3.2 We've always been at war with *checks notes* Eastasia.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:33 |
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big nipples big life posted:there is no hype for 3.0, 3.0 is just a minor patch. all the real changes are coming in 3.1 or 3.2 now that the basics are in place, content will start coming at a much faster pace
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:35 |
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Nice!
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:37 |
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If you took 175 million dollars and used it to finance an arson spree, where you went around the country setting fire to landfills, you would not end up with as big a pile of flaming trash as 3.0 And these chucklefucks plan to build the most ambitious video game of all time on this foundation. I hope the backers keep this going forever, it's amazing
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:40 |
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TheAgent posted:I think you mean 4.0, as the 3.x series is just laying the groundwork for their expanded pipelines Now that all the framework in done in 4.0, 5.0 will be be the big patch that will really save PC gaming.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:41 |
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Tippis posted:
What show is that? Also, if any of you like cool RPG's divinity 2 ain't bad.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:48 |
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spacetoaster posted:What show is that? The show is Blackadder and Divinity 2 is goddamn excellent.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:54 |
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spacetoaster posted:What show is that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K_chZOdc-A
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:54 |
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big nipples big life posted:there is no hype for 3.0, 3.0 is just a minor patch. all the real changes are coming in 3.1 or 3.2 3.1 is coming at the end of next year and it'll be renamed 4.0 it'll drop the frames of everyone on the server to 5 seconds per frame as each client has to realistically calculate each others fluid metal dynamics. Cao Ni Ma fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Dec 29, 2017 |
# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:06 |
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celewign posted:I like how it's immediately obvious that people spent their Christmas money from their parents on the game. This is both a sad and true thought.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:10 |
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Xaerael posted:AH! I need to know the name of that game. It’s called Immortal. Slowbeef actually did a great LP of it: https://youtu.be/KA1kIBwGhrk
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:16 |
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Oh dear, Charlie Hall is taking a break from telling readers about how Star Citizen is leap-frogging Elite and actually describing his player experience with 3.0. It actually makes for good reading in places, though the deferential interjections seem tonally incongruent. POLYGON: Star Citizen’s bugs will get you killed quote:How I crashed into a planet at 1,500 kilometers per hour You know, when you stop and think about it, if the core mechanic in your $175 million Space Sim is a frustratingly-designed funkiller after five years, maybe - just maybe - Star Citizen is bad? Imagine that gnawing feeling in your stomach if you’re a game journalist whose been hyping a dumpster fire for years... Your commitment to the defense was such that you planned even to dox the evil goon in the wheelchair who dared fight for and win a refund... ...but then a couple years later it slowly dawns on you that maybe the biggest publicly funding gaming project in history is actually bad by design, hopelessly behind, beset by potentially existentially fatal lawsuits, and maybe even on target to be THE BIG ONE, the disaster that makes everything from E.T. to Daikatana to Duke Nukem Forever all look like amateur hour botches... so maybe refunds actually were morally justified. Maybe the critics you saw as bad guys actually had a point all along, and you had the power and the platform to have said the same. You could’ve served the public interest in the process but you just couldn’t see what it was even though that was technically your job and it was standing right in front of you like some idiot colossus, staring you in the face. There’s no shame in reassessing one’s possession when you find yourself on the wrong side of the good. You can still think Derek is a big obnoxious blowhard, and that some of the trolls are too vicious, and that the failures of the project were scope, skill, design and project management ones instead of systematic scamming of the most pathological kind. There’s lots of room for nuance on the right side against a wrong — you just have to get there before you can find it. G0RF fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Dec 29, 2017 |
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The Titanic posted:It’s called Immortal. Slowbeef actually did a great LP of it: I played/completed it ages ago on the Megadrive. It was just one of those games that I'd forgotten the name of, but could remember the content.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:20 |
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G0RF posted:Oh dear, Charlie Hall is taking a break from telling readers about how Star Citizen is leap-frogging Elite and actually describing his player experience with 3.0. It actually makes for good reading in places, though the deferential interjections seem tonally incongruent. I liked this bit quote:New features like atmospheric flight set the game apart from its peers, both in the fidelity of the experience and in the science fiction that underlies it. quote:Testing the Alpha Patch was further evidence that the team at Roberts Space Industries and Cloud Imperium Games could stand to focus a bit more on the basics of flight. To me, the joy of a spaceflight simulation is the joy of maneuver. If you’re not having any fun simply flying the ship around, then you’re not having any fun at all. Which one is it, Charlie!!!
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:22 |
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The "atmosphere" in SC is just a filter right? And seriously is it that easy to loving misjudge your entry to planet that badly? Do they not add a distance meter like better space games? And lol, they couldn't add a UI symbol thats just spaced out lines in a circle and a solid circle when the post is on one side or the other in the planet like in elite?
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:25 |
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G0RF posted:There’s no shame in reassessing one’s possession when you find yourself on the wrong side of the good. You can still think Derek is a big obnoxious blowhard, and that some of the trolls are too vicious, and that the failures of the project were scope, skill, design and project management ones instead of systematic scamming of the most pathological kind. There’s lots of room for nuance on the right side against a wrong — you just have to get there before you can find it. You know, though, there doesn't even need to be a right side/wrong side argument. The simple equation "Chris Roberts = Failed Project" was the only universal constant during this entire debacle. From that building block came the bad design, scope creep, excessive expenditures, cart-before-the-horse development, contractual violations, and all the other things that have become hallmarks of Star Citizen. No force can contradict "Chris Roberts = Failed Project". Derek Smart is completely impotent against it, as is Ortwin, Sandi, Erin, Goons, Reddit, the gaming media - all of it, the phantom wars fought in comments sections, the photoshops, the YouTube videos, the "arguments" fought amongst those who believe that somehow words on a computer screen can possibly overcome the fundamental equation. None of it matters. Chris Roberts' inability is a fundamental force of the universe, like gravity, which is another force he doesn't understand. The only good to come out of Star Citizen was the humor, and it's a good thing we've been here to harvest it, because all that's left after the humor has been stripmined will be tears. Scruffpuff fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Dec 29, 2017 |
# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:27 |
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The Titanic posted:This is both a sad and true thought. Mum: So, what are you going to buy with your Christmas money, son? Dad: Maybe a deposit on an apartment? Membership to a dating site? Son: DUH! You NEVER listen to me! I've already spent the money on Star Citizen! And if you'd given me money instead of that useless car, I'd have a completionist package! Mum weeps as they leave the basement Dad: Told you we should have got him a prostitute.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:36 |
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G0RF posted:Oh dear, Charlie Hall is taking a break from telling readers about how Star Citizen is leap-frogging Elite and actually describing his player experience with 3.0. It actually makes for good reading in places, though the deferential interjections seem tonally incongruent. This is a good post!
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:37 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Those things cannot be killed if I am thinking of the right creature, I remember reading someone's effort to murder one of those within his tank and it was a prolonged war effort to be certain. Didn't want to nuke the entire tank as he had other fish within it so he had to use every trick in the book to win the war AFAIK it's pretty much a "put your fish into a temporary tank and then drain/sterilize/remove all of the big rocks/sand/everything your primary tank" type scenario. You cannot defeat the bobbit worm without digging into your favorite quotes from Aliens.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:38 |
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Dusty Lens posted:AFAIK it's pretty much a "put your fish into a temporary tank and then drain/sterilize/remove all of the big rocks/sand/everything your primary tank" type scenario. If you read the bobbit worm thread someone linked further up, they wind up perfecting the art of removing them whole and alive with adapted rat traps.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:52 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:The "atmosphere" in SC is just a filter right? And seriously is it that easy to loving misjudge your entry to planet that badly? Do they not add a distance meter like better space games? And lol, they couldn't add a UI symbol thats just spaced out lines in a circle and a solid circle when the post is on one side or the other in the planet like in elite? It is that easy. There's a gif in the article where he runs into some mountains that look like they're off in the distance but are actually about ten feet away
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:53 |
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G0RF posted:Oh dear, Charlie Hall is taking a break from telling readers about how Star Citizen is leap-frogging Elite and actually describing his player experience with 3.0. It actually makes for good reading in places, though the deferential interjections seem tonally incongruent. quote:What’s frustrating is that, outside of using a ship’s quantum drive, spaceflight is relatively slow, given the distances involved. Elite: Dangerous solves this problem with an in-between speed, called supercruise, that lets you orbit a planet relatively quickly. But in Star Citizen quantum flight and navigational beacons is the only way to go. It’s an in-fiction choice, and one that makes gameplay dramatically different. I want to call bullshit on this in particular. "In fiction choice" my rear end. CIG hasnt been able to deliver a proper 64b and procedural generation and these nav beacons and straight line no control quantum drive thing are probably the safest way to allow for players to move around at all. MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Dec 29, 2017 |
# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:55 |
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Solarin posted:that guy is definitely trolling though he is right that goons said 3.0 was gonna be great 3.0 was and is great I'm still enjoying the revisionist history being pushed as the new narrative by the faithful. AAA+ Would watch again!
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:56 |
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Another good G0RF posting to deconstruct the Star Citizen smoke and mirrors
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:59 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RFpoGfMbs8 look at that bitch
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:02 |
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Foo Diddley posted:It is that easy. There's a gif in the article where he runs into some mountains that look like they're off in the distance but are actually about ten feet away The moons are tiny, but are made to appear further away and larger with visual effects. Would they even have atmospheres if they are that small?
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:03 |