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ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
do you like them? i made them myself.

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atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

ultravoices posted:

do you like them? i made them myself.

i have a friend who was asked by her doctor if she'd gotten implants and got to reply with that

definite goals

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultravoices posted:

do you like them? i made them myself.
It's grandmas's recipe.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Peeny Cheez posted:

It's grandmas's recipe.

Lmao. Only a few more days until I get my new boobs and I'm in a superposition of eagerness, anxiety, and just plain freaking out.

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

Slow your roll it'll be months before they're juicy. :toot:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

muckswirler posted:

Slow your roll it'll be months before they're juicy. :toot:

Implants dummy. I've been on hormones for ages. I'm yospos's trans den mother lol.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
I got ds already but I'm like 6'4" so the proportions are all wrong. Going 800ccs bitches.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

cis autodrag posted:

I got ds already but I'm like 6'4" so the proportions are all wrong. Going 800ccs bitches.
Saline or silicone? (Might have mine done if I don't completely grow into the family chest)

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Peeny Cheez posted:

Saline or silicone? (Might have mine done if I don't completely grow into the family chest)

Silicone. Saline is ancient trash tech and the only people who get them are crazies who want to have cartoon porno boobs.

You won't get as big as your cis family members. It just doesn't happen. Count yourself lucky if they grow and stay symmetrical.

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

cis autodrag posted:

Implants dummy. I've been on hormones for ages. I'm yospos's trans den mother lol.

well aware sister. i've heard implants are pretty irritating for a little while, but i'm sure you know that. :)

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

muckswirler posted:

well aware sister. i've heard implants are pretty irritating for a little while, but i'm sure you know that. :)

Ya, the pain is directly proportional to size too and I'm getting the largest silicone they make.

The surgeon said it would still look natural with even bigger but they don't make them and my insurance doesn't cover custom implants.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

cis autodrag posted:

Silicone. Saline is ancient trash tech and the only people who get them are crazies who want to have cartoon porno boobs.

You won't get as big as your cis family members. It just doesn't happen. Count yourself lucky if they grow and stay symmetrical.
So far so good on symmetry and growth (did have a bit of a head-start on that) but unless I plateau real small I'll be alright with it. My older sister basically needs three sports bras and one of those ratchet straps just to jog.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Peeny Cheez posted:

I don't think it's actually possible for me to pee any more than I already do

thats not the yospos spirit

more piss

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

thats not the yospos spirit

more piss
I'm all about quality over quantity.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

cis autodrag posted:

Silicone. Saline is ancient trash tech and the only people who get them are crazies who want to have cartoon porno boobs.

You won't get as big as your cis family members. It just doesn't happen. Count yourself lucky if they grow and stay symmetrical.

What if gynecomastia runs in your family? Tanner III A cup pre-everything :smug:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Peeny Cheez posted:

I don't think it's actually possible for me to pee any more than I already do

when the systems to be used for biomedical experiments aboard Skylab were being developed, the scientists and engineers involved in designing the equipment were unsure how much fluid capacity to accommodate in their urine collection system. they measured everyone's urine output in the lab for a few days, took an average, and then figured three or four standard deviations above that was adequate. something like 800ml.

they had an unflown astronaut working with them on testing their equipment, bill thornton. he had also tested the exercise bike to failure on at least two occasions, once by overloading and burning out the mechanism that measured energy output from the astronaut, and another time by literally snapping the metal pedal shaft off.

bill thornton went in and pissed 1100ml in one go. over a liter of fluid.


the engineers grumbled and went back to redesign the equipment. but the urine collector and the exercise bike never broke on the actual space station!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
what i'm saying here, Peeny Cheez, is that you can piss more. i believe in u

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

bill thornton went in and pissed 1100ml in one go. over a liter of fluid.

that's like what i piss normally i hope i'm not weird :ohdear:

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
whoopsie daisy, wrong thread

Stymie fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Dec 30, 2017

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

did you mean to post that in another thread stymie or did i miss something

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Stymie posted:

updated list of things iphones can't handle:

faces (nonwhite)
the month of december
the truth

ok, time for stymie to gently caress off

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

behead those who quote stymie

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ate all the Oreos posted:

that's like what i piss normally i hope i'm not weird :ohdear:

do you regularly measure the volume of your piss?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

do you regularly measure the volume of your piss?

I’ve definitely measured the mass of a #2 before (by getting on the scale before and after)

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Sagebrush posted:

do you regularly measure the volume of your piss?

someone hasn't been bag catheterized regularly!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

do you regularly measure the volume of your piss?

well no but like, i've pissed in bottles of known volume on long car trips before?

that and i've noticed i sometimes take like, twice to three times as long to piss as other people, despite having a pretty constant powerful stream if i do say so myself

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

three or four standard deviations above that was adequate. something like 800ml.
trying to think of a joke about 6 sigma here

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
i know ive pissed some impressive volumes in the past. the renal system is truly a marvel of biology, esp when combined with various drugs and large quantities of water

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
I have to drink so much water that I pee like once every 15 minutes at work. It's really hard to get on a roll when you work in quarter hour chunks.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

cis autodrag posted:

I have to drink so much water that I pee like once every 15 minutes at work. It's really hard to get on a roll when you work in quarter hour chunks.

https://www.stadiumpal.com

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Crazy Achmed posted:

trying to think of a joke about 6 sigma here
Just say 6 Sigma and that should be funny enough.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Crazy Achmed posted:

trying to think of a joke about 6 sigma here

Need to shift and skinny my urination

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
reminder that if ur on spiro, you would do well to check if you can get on lupron or similar GnRH agonist medications

pretty rare to actually get them covered and they're very expensive without insurance, but they are much more pleasant than the side effects of normal antiandrogen medications

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Crazy Achmed posted:

trying to think of a joke about 6 sigma here

all i can think of given this thread is "stick stigma"

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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fishmech posted:

reminder that if ur on spiro, you would do well to check if you can get on lupron or similar GnRH agonist medications

pretty rare to actually get them covered and they're very expensive without insurance, but they are much more pleasant than the side effects of normal antiandrogen medications

My doctor is pretty against using lupron except for puberty blocking. She's fairly important in WPATH so I'm a assume she has a good reason. She said the potential complications aren't worth it unless you're trying to stop a wrong puberty.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Six Cismale :cmon:

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
six stigma

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh hey whats up fags and ultrafags and megatrans.

cis autodrag posted:

Ya, the pain is directly proportional to size too and I'm getting the largest silicone they make.

The surgeon said it would still look natural with even bigger but they don't make them and my insurance doesn't cover custom implants.

Recently had liposculpting done and the surgeon offered to pump the leftover material into my boobs, but I'm top heavy enough I think. :v:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Synthbuttrange posted:

Oh hey whats up fags and ultrafags and megatrans.



Hey welcome. We're trying to avoid this sort of joke here since yospos has had some self harm incidents in the last when people felt harassed about their sexuality.

Whatever other jokes are totally fine tho, just no slurs, even ironically.

How'd the lipo sculpting feel? I've heard lipo is the most awful to recover from and it's next in my list.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
happy new beers eve

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