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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

My teeth are cringing.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
"Wholesome for the whole family?" :randno:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Haifisch posted:

"Wholesome for the whole family?" :randno:

Imagine a family of 4 all going hog wild on a single one of those at the same time

Yargh
Jan 12, 2008
ok.

Haifisch posted:

Not so much "anti food porn" as much as "vintage ads for really bland food", but:


Eat your Hot Buttered O's or else.

Would.

Haifisch posted:

No trip to Ikea is complete without those vegetable medallion things. Their leek pies are pretty drat good too, but you don't get very many for what you pay.

Content:

This is the cake police. You are under arrest.

Also would.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009


looks extremely british

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


What I like best is the teeny little meat fibres erupting from the bite mark

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

NecroMonster posted:

looks extremely british

We call it sausages and beans, not pork and beans and would use gravy instead of ketchup.

And call it a Freezy-weezy Meaty-eaty.

NonzeroCircle has a new favorite as of 23:13 on Dec 29, 2017

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I've had sauerkraut chocolate cake and tomato soup chocolate cake, and they were both just fine. Didn't taste like sauerkraut or tomato soup.

Also black bean brownies don't taste like black beans, but they do have a slightly weird texture.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


My roommate makes those black bean ones. I actually kind of like the texture, regular brownies are a little too sticky for me.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
So that's what Korgan Dallas meant

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



AlbieQuirky posted:

I've had sauerkraut chocolate cake and tomato soup chocolate cake, and they were both just fine. Didn't taste like sauerkraut or tomato soup.

Then what's the point?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Data Graham posted:

Then what's the point?

:shrug: They're supposed to be lower in fat and higher in micronutrients because some of the butter or egg is replaced by the vegetable.

Avocado chocolate cake is another of these things.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Data Graham posted:

Then what's the point?

It adds moisture and in the case of the soup, richness without adding extra oil or butter.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
so extra lame?

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



I made the tomato soup chocolate cake recently and the batter looks vile before mixing but it's a super moist, rich chocolate cake. Would recommend, no one would guess that there's soup in it.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



This is way back but um... is that ice cream on your floor?

Those look delicious btw.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Scathach posted:

This is way back but um... is that ice cream on your floor?

Those look delicious btw.

Looks like Tillamook white chocolate raspberry

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
what you folks dont do floor cream?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


No, it's not that. It's just that's so a goon thing. And the kitchen looks so nice with everything in place.

Ice cream on the floor. Like a animal.

It's like some goon art piece. Honestly I'm hella delighted.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Scathach posted:

This is way back but um... is that ice cream on your floor?

Those look delicious btw.

my flatmate uses ice cream containers to store his spices. the spices are in bags, the bags are in ice cream containers
he's indian and cooks a lot, owing to grad student poverty
i escaped grad school with a masters and get paid 6 and a half figgies
if i don't have flatmates, i basically become a recluse. so bob dobbs is dead must have flatmates

i can show you other deranged things about the kitchen if you'd like

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

bob dobbs is dead posted:

my flatmate uses ice cream containers to store his spices. the spices are in bags, the bags are in ice cream containers
he's indian and cooks a lot, owing to grad student poverty
i escaped grad school with a masters and get paid 6 and a half figgies
if i don't have flatmates, i basically become a recluse. so bob dobbs is dead must have flatmates

i can show you other deranged things about the kitchen if you'd like

:allears:

yes please do continue and :justpost:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bob dobbs is dead posted:

i can show you other deranged things about the kitchen if you'd like

Yes, please.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
so the kitchen is like, small for one person but three peeps (myself, flatmate, second flatmate) use it. so I store all sorts of poo poo in my room. my room is literally as big as the other two flatmates rooms combined, and for this i pay the princely sum of $1100 in menlo park, ca. (average apartment rent in menlo park: $3800). I get paid $8000 per month after tax, which is why i can gently caress around with things
(altho spam itself is cheap, lol)

sorry for the blurry pic. you can see my anova knockoff, my instant pot knockoff, my scale. the glassy thing on the right is a cambro for the anova knockoff. don't have ping pong balls. the big container contains books. i move all this poo poo to the kitchen whenever i use it


less blurry pic. i also have a steamer insert, buncha bowls, random poo poo, hiking poles, electric water heater, cambro you can see, cast iron under the cambro, nonstick under the cambro


i also have a dorm fridge in my room because there's only one apartment sized fridge for the three of us. as you can see i also have random rear end poo poo lying everywhere. i used to work 80 hours a week and justify it because of that but now i work like 35 hours tops and while away the hours by loving around on sa and reddit and metafilter


insides of the fridge. the round bottle with oily looking stuff is soy lecithin. jarred garlic because lol chopping garlic by myself. suspicious stains are sriracha. i think i have like a whole st louis rack of ribs in there


one may wonder how one avoids stains in front of the fridge and maybe carpet is a bad idea. lol, it totally is. i've gotten away with it for these past 6 months tho

i have free usage of exactly one of these racks. you can guess which one it is (hint: it's the one with a ton of randomass poo poo in it)


inside that suspicious kabaa-looking box, just some random poo poo. the jar of jam is sugar-free and is summarily completely awful, my sister got like 200 jars of it from some idiot promotion and i got away with only taking one. the doenjang is a crap brand and i regret buying it


other poo poo. there's an open bag of xanthan gum near the back. little bowl of salt behind the mirin. note the mortar and pestle. i may live in a goony-rear end hovel where nobody female will ever reside but lol at not doing whole spices. it is a pretty poo poo mortar and pestle tho


wide angle shot of the dining nook. we have a bomb rear end mexican store like 300 feet away that i visit less than i should.


'wide' angle shot of the workspace. clearly, neither 3 nor 2 peeps could cook in this space. this is a one-man dealio


cons: basically a tiny hovel inhabited by 3 cool kids
pros: i literally save $5.5k per month into my bank account, $10k every two months direct into vanguard

question away

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Um hi, long time listener, first-time caller. Tell me how one gets a six-figure job working 35 hours per week. Follow up, are you aware that the dollar store has organization bins for.....a dollar?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

La Brea Carpet posted:

Um hi, long time listener, first-time caller. Tell me how one gets a six-figure job working 35 hours per week. Follow up, are you aware that the dollar store has organization bins for.....a dollar?

do machine learning and cartoonishly full-stack web dev for your old professor's startup (that loving prints money) in palo alto for a living
i can even afford the $10 organization bins but i would actually rather shitpost instead tyvm

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

bob dobbs is dead posted:

do machine learning and cartoonishly full-stack web dev for your old professor's startup (that loving prints money) in palo alto for a living
i can even afford the $10 organization bins but i would actually rather shitpost instead tyvm

Should have been a computer toucher. Also, OXO has some really good kitchen organizing bins if you're feeling spendy

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Seems normal-ish for a student hovel, abnormal for a 6 figgy salary, unless the earner is a goon I guess, in which case it's normal again.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

Seems normal-ish for a student hovel, abnormal for a 6 figgy salary, unless the earner is a goon I guess, in which case it's normal again.

yeah, it's a student hovel for my flatmates

e: one more student hovel thing

my sister has been getting at me to get a real bed. currently use a japanese-style futon that rolls up
lol not doing it

bob dobbs is dead has a new favorite as of 05:30 on Dec 30, 2017

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I appreciate these pictures of your strange kitchen. I'm curious if anyone else has an abnormal kitchen. Goons?

Mine is deffo strange but I don't have any decent close-up pics to share. My pantry is an old server rack and the stove is on a wheel well.

Don't feel bad about your bed, that sounds cool and easy to deal with.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 05:55 on Dec 30, 2017

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I for one admire the fact that you own two banana trees and also an undersized fridge.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

cash crab posted:

I for one admire the fact that you own two banana trees and also an undersized fridge.

forgot about this one



i don't actually use it to toast, i just use it to dry beef jerky
can't stand the $8 beef jerky at safeway

e: and no, i won't put away my clothes
gently caress off

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Scathach posted:

I appreciate these pictures of your strange kitchen. I'm curious if anyone else has an abnormal kitchen. Goons?

My kitchen has a weird little corner next to the sink that's barely as wide as i am. It'd be a pretty good place to wait for the blair witch to kill you, if you needed a place for that

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bob dobbs is dead posted:

forgot about this one



i don't actually use it to toast, i just use it to dry beef jerky
can't stand the $8 beef jerky at safeway

e: and no, i won't put away my clothes
gently caress off

In terms of visual storytelling this image tells me you worked out naked while drying beef

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I see nothing wrong with any of that.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bob Dobbs help a goon out and throw some of that money at folk. It's what, 14k that can be given as a gift without it being taxed? drat son.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Hell that much and he could build a little house.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You hiring?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bob dobbs is dead posted:

forgot about this one



i don't actually use it to toast, i just use it to dry beef jerky
can't stand the $8 beef jerky at safeway

e: and no, i won't put away my clothes
gently caress off

:randno:

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Go ahead and cue this up before you start the clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciL7OKWSu10

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_onaipygNz81vee0nm.mp4

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