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sean10mm posted:There was an epidemic of this in whatever the workout subform was called years ago when I was dumb enough to post there and give controversial advice like "If you want some visible muscles maybe try one of these beginner weight programs, I dunno?" I also enjoyed when people would say that they don't want to get "too bulky, just kind of clean like this" and then post a picture of a dude who clearly has been lifting weights for years.
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I also enjoyed when people would say that they don't want to get "too bulky, just kind of clean like this" and then post a picture of a dude who clearly has been lifting weights for years. Brad Pitt in Fight Club was a common benchmark too. e: Then some dudes who literally bragged about steroid use showed up around when I lost interest in posting there, ironically enough.
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sean10mm posted:Brad Pitt in Fight Club was a common benchmark too. I prefer Brad Pitt in Achilles personally...
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sean10mm posted:There was an epidemic of this in whatever the workout subform was called years ago when I was dumb enough to post there and give controversial advice like "If you want some visible muscles maybe try one of these beginner weight programs, I dunno?" "EAT ALL THE BACON AND SAUSAGE AND CRISCO YOU WANT. JUST DON'T EAT A CARB" "This sugar-free ketchup happens to have a sugar alcohol in it. Will I gain 20 lbs overnight?  "
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piss tape israel posted:"This sugar-free ketchup happens to have a sugar alcohol in it. Will I gain 20 lbs overnight? No, but you may spend the next 3 hours on the shitter ala the Haribo gummy bears. https://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/haribo-gummy-bear-reviews-on-amazon-are-the-most-insane-thin?utm_term=.wgjzjEZBd#.qe8NMmnYG
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weird Asian candy posted:I prefer Brad Pitt in Achilles personally... Brad Pitt in Ocean's 11 for me. He eats food in every scene yet is so fit. It would be a dream come true!
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piss tape israel posted:Ah, Watch & Weight, also home to that god awful Low Carb Megathread (which I admittedly posted in but was nowhere near as crazy as a lot of the people who posted there, namely TheCosmicMuffet). I think I missed the no carb thread madness, but I don't remember much about W&W beyond a vague recollection that there was a lot of dumb loving drama that I got burned out on. Like, fine, if a handful of people want to hate the gently caress out of me because I suggested some simplified barbell routine to a beginner... uh OK I guess? I actually like the red title though, it replaced one I got completely out of nowhere from a maniac in Automotive Insanity that involved... Honda cars and jerking off?  e: I remembered right, lol 
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weird Asian candy posted:Have you guys ever done the keto diet? I've been toying with the idea of doing it...I do love brown rice and sweet potatoes a lot though so  Look up "targeted keto" since it caters to those who workout
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Girls like abs Women like legs
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FizFashizzle posted:Girls like abs I mean, a guy without legs can't walk, and a guy without abs would just fold over backwards, so they both have their place really.
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weird Asian candy posted:Have you guys ever done the keto diet? I've been toying with the idea of doing it...I do love brown rice and sweet potatoes a lot though so I lost 20 pounds mainly because I just ate less, stopped drinking pop, tried harder to resist candy and donuts, and ran on the elliptical at my Crunch gym a lot. Of course now I've gained all that weight back and its winter where I don't feel motivated to do anything.
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I am already fearing the weight gain from my new attempt to quit cigarettes. 
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achillesforever6 posted:When we got a weight loss challenge going at work the people who won did it, but the idea of giving up pizza is something I can't fathom, as goonish as that sounds. Same. I dropped a ton of weight and through various stresses in life gained most of it back now. Looking forward to 2018 to get in shape. (again.) I am Randaconda IRL.  Honestly I just need a buddy to go to the gym with. 1.) Get in shape 2.) Read 1 book per week. 3.) Become a morning person.
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piss tape israel posted:Look up "targeted keto" since it caters to those who workout I will thanks! achillesforever6 posted:When we got a weight loss challenge going at work the people who won did it, but the idea of giving up pizza is something I can't fathom, as goonish as that sounds. Its funny how the body adapts to not eating like complete poo poo. It really doesnt take much to drop weight especially if you eat like crap and then stop eating like crap 
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I always liked that the biggest sin the Fitness Log Cabin could come up with was lifting for aesthetics. Ab chat. When I start cutting weight to be beach ready (usually March), I just cut out lunch and replace it with whey shakes to help me get to the 1 gram of protein for every pound of body weight metric until my body fat reduces down to 10%. I'm lucky that I have the body and metabolism type that I never really get above 15% bf anyway, so I'm never sure if what I do would work for others.
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achillesforever6 posted:When we got a weight loss challenge going at work the people who won did it, but the idea of giving up pizza is something I can't fathom, as goonish as that sounds. I always imagine someone I look up to standing at the end of my bed super disappointed when I don't want to get up. Sounds really dumb but it works. One of my mates I used to train with had this quote “I have to go to work — as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I’m going to do what I was born for — the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm?” On a plaque in his bed room.
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I remember finding a store that sold M and Ms in Amsterdam and i just devoured an entire bag over a day. God those days.
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Best candy is Reese's followed by peanut butter M&Ms. MmmmmmOxySnake posted:
Don't do #3. That's bullshit, no matter how long work beats me with early hours I'll never be anything but a night person. Even the military couldn't get rid of that. FizFashizzle posted:Girls like abs Women like confidence, a decent job, and an acceptably attractive face/body. Who the gently caress knows what girls like. Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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Dec 30, 2017 00:05
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We've only lived here 5 months how have I been cleaning the garage for six hours 
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Women like confidence, a decent job, and an acceptably attractive face/body. Who the gently caress knows what girls like. Not boys; cars and money
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Spoeank posted:Not boys; cars and money Digging deep for the good Charlotte reference
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Spoeank posted:Not boys; cars and money Bravo
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Regarding motivation, eventually this universe will be nothing but a black void. All of your accomplishments and happiness will have been forgotten billions and billions of years past. So don't worry about how fat you're going to get because one day all of your body will be dust and then eventually not even that. My favorite M&Ms were the cinnamon ones they had around Christmas like 7 years ago. They were unbelievably good and I must've eaten 4 bags over the course of that winter. I like the peanut butter ones best of the regular varieties, but my wife's aunt gets me a bag of the standard peanut M&Ms every year and I'm not gonna complain about that. Oh and regarding keeping junk food in the house, don't. If you want to keep something around for cheat days, make it something that takes time and/or effort to prepare. A bag of Doritos or M&Ms is actually bad because it's easy to lose track of how much you've eaten or to get into that "just one more" trap. Something that requires you to turn on the oven is better because you're not just gonna grab one or two of whatever it is while you're passing the fridge. I typically only keep light popcorn and a pint or two of Halo Top in the house during the year but we're in the post-Christmas "Everybody Bought Me Candy" phase and I have no willpower and my reaction to just giving it away can be described as Gollum-esque. Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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Relentlessboredomm posted:
Eh back in the day I had a good deal going waking up at 6ish and getting things done. I'm someone who needs to work out before work or after midnight, and having a 9-5 job doesnt allow for midnight lifting sessions.
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pubic works project posted:drat....all you got motherfuckers in here and I'm a fatty You ain’t alone bro
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Also hello to all my fellow fat people.
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Lol I aint fat Im just saying this is the internet...there’s fatties here
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quote:Regarding motivation, eventually this universe will be nothing but a black void. All of your accomplishments and happiness will have been forgotten billions and billions of years past. So don't worry about how fat you're going to get because one day all of your body will be dust and then eventually not even that. There's already a separate Browns thread, sir
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Quiet Feet posted:Regarding motivation, eventually this universe will be nothing but a black void. All of your accomplishments and happiness will have been forgotten billions and billions of years past. So don't worry about how fat you're going to get because one day all of your body will be dust and then eventually not even that. Eat at Arby's
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Someone post that woman's standards on reddit again.
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seiferguy posted:Someone post that woman's standards on reddit again. Gimme a sec. Edit: Skwirl posted:Coincidentally these are my requirements for women I date.
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pubic works project posted:drat....all you got motherfuckers in here and I'm a fatty "Character actors! Who cares how we look!" *devours catering table*
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weird Asian candy posted:Have you guys ever done the keto diet? I've been toying with the idea of doing it...I do love brown rice and sweet potatoes a lot though so I’m in week six of keto. It’s fine. The first few days I was miserable while my body adjusted, but now the worst part is having to cook and do dishes all the time. I didn’t really need to lose any weight, so it’s more of an experiment to see how my body changes. I’m down ~7 pounds of real weight right now. Lifting on Keto sucks. My muscular endurance is lovely, as is max effort. Just before I went on vacation I was benching 225x6 for three sets. Now hitting 210x6 for multiple sets is a struggle. Deadlift and squat have dropped too, though not as severely. When it’s time to taper off in a few more weeks I’ll probably try cyclic keto and see if that makes lifting more tolerable.
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pubic works project posted:drat....all you got motherfuckers in here and I'm a fatty Look you aren’t the only one, I am for sure a fatty and I’m going to change that this coming up year but trust me I’m way too big right now.
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Sup fatbros. Lost my job in October and stress/boredom caused me to gain back 12 pounds I had lost. Feeling pretty gross and resolved to change that.
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Just finished Event[0]. Really short little game but it was so fun talking with the AI. It's about being stranded on a ship with an AI and you have to chat with it to solve puzzles and advance the plot along, except it's pretty dang good at conversing and being believable. It's like 5 bucks on the Steam sale if you're interested. edit: for workout chat I just run and then run some more. I lost 35 pounds in 2015/2016 by doing this and eating less food but I gained like 20 back 
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