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Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Bootcha posted:

Terrible decisions are a part of Chris Roberts history...

WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

Great video.
I also liked the meal preparation.

:D

Dogeh fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Dec 29, 2017

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Loiosh posted:

\o/ I can use it to buy more clothing!

Gonna need it in this cold weather!

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Including the car salesman thing will turn a lot of people off probably. I also still think that the music being so loud (and the part where you're trying to talk over someone singing) is distracting.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Looks like the Star Citizen Anti-Defamation Brigade found my Chris Roberts Desktop Commander video.

http://i68.tinypic.com/3485cea.png (imgur uploads aren't working right now)

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

hot balls man no homo posted:

Bu...but they said they entered into a partnership with amazon!

On a related note, I've entered into a partnership with Subway on a footlong meatball sub. There will be an exchange of resources (cash for sandwich ).

Didn't they also say they partnered Coutts? Dickheads

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





ComfyPants posted:

Looks like the Star Citizen Anti-Defamation Brigade found my Chris Roberts Desktop Commander video.

http://i68.tinypic.com/3485cea.png (imgur uploads aren't working right now)

It's only funny if you make fun of the game developer I don't like!!!!!! :argh:

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015


Dick Schmutt

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game

Bootcha posted:

WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

This is getting better and better
I mean the steak

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Dooguk posted:

Didn't they also say they partnered Coutts? Dickheads

I have also partnered with Wells Fargo. They will serve as an intermediate between HBMNH and Subway through the use of our newly developed "debit" tech.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Bootcha posted:

WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo
I can't be the only one who made it up to the Sandi talking part and just turned it off. Her delivery is awful and I can't understand what she's even trying to say.

I liked your wing commander re-enactment a lot though.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
Yeah I have opened that Sandi interview before and you really have to be a true believer to tolerate that audio for more than a minute. Condolences on having to slog through it to find what you were looking for.

The Garriott parts were all hilariously accurate and edited well.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



big nipples big life posted:

Yeah it was obvious he had an alert of his own name but confirmation was good for a :lol:
he's mentioned it several times before because it's not a secret, it's just what you do when you're mildly A Name and love starting poo poo on the internet.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Bootcha posted:

WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




big nipples big life posted:

he sold early access packs for 99 bucks and the game was supposed to be out in like 2012. it only adds to comedy of this whole thing.

I refuse to believe anyone paid 99 bucks for a game Derek Smart openly admits only appeals to Derek Smart.

Edit: erm.... derek smart.

Gejnor
Mar 14, 2005

Fun Shoe

Bootcha posted:

Terrible decisions are a part of Chris Roberts history...
WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

Great video but if i can direct a teensy bit of criticism, some of the music you added is at times almost as loud as you speaking making it hard to hear you.

I noticed something similar in your very first video so if you can just keep that in mind in the future that'd be great!

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Bootcha posted:

Terrible decisions are a part of Chris Roberts history...

WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

Wow — the Garriott / Specter clip really packs a punch in this context. It will be interesting that Lord British, despite surrounding himself with the full trappings of monarchy, considered Roberts the autocrat at Origin. I’d read some of those quotes but never watched the clip but it definitely adds some heft.

Is the comic he references about himself, Specter and Roberts out there somewhere? I’ve never seen it but it would make a great visual. (And I’m really curious about the specific characterizations.)

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Nice videos Bootcha, but is there going to be a big ELE type pay off, or just re-telling the story we already know?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Bootcha posted:

WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

These are great. I'd be happier with less music though.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Bootcha posted:

Terrible decisions are a part of Chris Roberts history...

WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

Bootcha, while I disagree with many of your cooking choices, this is an excellent video and almost sure to ignite white-hot fury among the faithful. Good job, mate.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Blue On Blue posted:

Nice videos Bootcha, but is there going to be a big ELE type pay off, or just re-telling the story we already know?

It's like the violinist on the Titanic. You've probably put together what's going on but if you listen really closely beneath the music you can hear the full tale.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

G0RF posted:

Is the comic he references about himself, Specter and Roberts out there somewhere? I’ve never seen it but it would make a great visual. (And I’m really curious about the specific characterizations.)

I've tried to google with no success, but it was obviously a long time ago, maybe it never made it to the internet.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Dusty Lens posted:

It's like the violinist on the Titanic. You've probably put together what's going on but if you listen really closely beneath the music you can hear the full tale.

I mean I tend to use less than 1% of my brain whenever I think about Chris Roberts, so you may have to help me connect the dots here

Unless it is a funny cat picture or :lesnick: imploding I probably won't pay much attention to it

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





JonTerp posted:

SupSuper and myself did a stream when 3.0 got pushed to the live severs. If you want more people going in with low expectations and still getting surprised by how poo poo it is, here ya go.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/213613087

Sup and I had no idea what to expect, besides planets.

To contrast, here's our stream from a 2.0 free fly event exactly 1 year prior, which was the last time we touched it.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/85376843

I love the commando's comments of "Get a better rig".

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Real question is does roberts use 1% of his own brain?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Blue On Blue posted:

Nice videos Bootcha, but is there going to be a big ELE type pay off, or just re-telling the story we already know?
You'll find that the two are one and the same.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Music Volume

Yeah, it must be my hearing. I'll try to make a better effort to tone the music down a bit more.

G0RF posted:

Is the comic he references about himself, Specter and Roberts out there somewhere? I’ve never seen it but it would make a great visual. (And I’m really curious about the specific characterizations.)

I could probably ask around, but I think that was more of a whiteboard thing than anything found in the old Point of Origin newsletters that Origin had as their internal news stuff.

It's kinda like Skelton's "Dicks" phase.

Bootcha fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Dec 30, 2017

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

The Rabbi T. White posted:

I love the commando's comments of "Get a better rig".

https://twitter.com/Macher_Gaming/status/946846038647767040

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Bootcha posted:

Terrible decisions are a part of Chris Roberts history...





















WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8G8nHFQJo

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/gamermax7/status/946894342958075904

:gary:

AP fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Dec 30, 2017

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard




AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Colostomy Bag posted:

Real question is does roberts use 1% of his own brain?

He Archers someone else's? Sadly, it's someone equally incompetent.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


mrburnsexcellent.jpg

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/_GameScreenshot/status/946459765995200513

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Star Citizen is getting cosmetic items right by not implementing any that they've sold.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ37Dqpl-rg&t=84s

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


moron in the comments posted:

I don't think anything is wrong with a bit of criticism, but Failure to report is just hating on the project. His channel is dedicated to Star Citizen hate. He is inflicted with the same illness as Derek Smart.

Skepticism is an illness.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Beet Wagon posted:

Bootcha, while I disagree with many of your cooking choices, this is an excellent video and almost sure to ignite white-hot fury among the faithful. Good job, mate.

Oh yea. I already have a lot of cool recipes for other foodstuffs, but that one looks really neat for steaks and I was looking for another of those. So seriously, nice job with that.

Oh...and the stuff about CRobblers was good too, I guess.

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

thatguy posted:

Including the car salesman thing will turn a lot of people off probably.

Why? It was proven to be true like, 2 threads ago.

Kinda amusing to me that you think that when speaking to SC spergs that THIS IN PARTICULAR will be the thing that makes them go "Ohhhh, he just hates Chris Roberts - none of this is true!!!!". You're assuming his target audience for meltdown mode are sane individuals who haven't dumped 15k + into dreams.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Ahhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nope, I don't want to keep fish for I worry they will be murdered by that thing :qq:

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DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Oh my god. I forced myself to listen to that whole thing and it was just one long cringefest. The face I created in my mind of what this guy looked like when he was making this rant are still making my sides hurt. HOW do you come across these things?

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