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Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Knighthoods are for services to the Tory party, and nobody else has done as much for it as Nick Clegg.

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
tbf killing off the lib dems is commendable

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Cerebral Bore posted:

tbf killing off the lib dems is commendable

:ocelot:

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Cerebral Bore posted:

tbf killing off the lib dems is commendable
Hell yeah bitch

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




does a knighthood come w any cool poo poo

a sword or something

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Squizzle posted:

does a knighthood come w any cool poo poo

a sword or something

you get to see her majesty

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Squizzle posted:

does a knighthood come w any cool poo poo

a sword or something

A lifetime membership at the Elm Guest House

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Squizzle posted:

does a knighthood come w any cool poo poo

a sword or something

When Terry Pratchett got knighted, he had a sword forged using meteorite metal.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

does a knighthood come w any cool poo poo

a sword or something
A small parcel of land, but he will have to provide either his own military service and that of about ten armsmen, or scutage in lieu.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Hexyflexy posted:

I thought you were joking then I loaded up the guardian's site. I mean cool, you get a knighthood for putting off an entire generation of people from ever voting again. Nice? Jesus.
???? those people voted in droves and that's why the tories don't have a majority

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jBrereton posted:

A small parcel of land, but he will have to provide either his own military service and that of about ten armsmen, or scutage in lieu.

mods plz grant me name change authority so that this poster can be rechristened "scutage in lieu" or if im drunk "scutage luau"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Knighthoods are for services to the Tory party, and nobody else has done as much for it as Nick Clegg.

a strong case could be made for tony blair tbf

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Barry Foster posted:

Not an empty quote. These people aren't insane, they're just loving awful

a case can actually be made for brain damage via lead poisoning, but otoh they were completely awful even before that so

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
it's really unfortunate that motion for Breivik being mental didn't go through, we could argue all nazis are mental with legal precedent

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

mods plz grant me name change authority so that this poster can be rechristened "scutage in lieu" or if im drunk "scutage luau"
lol love it

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

UrbicaMortis posted:

When Terry Pratchett got knighted, he had a sword forged using meteorite metal.

Terry Pratchett was indisputably the best Englishman of his generation.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Zeroisanumber posted:

Terry Pratchett was indisputably the best Englishman of his generation.

I absolutely agree.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Squizzle posted:

does a knighthood come w any cool poo poo

a sword or something

Not a knighthood or even British but members of the académie française get a sword.

Simone veil, who was a Auschwitz survivor, had her camp tag engraved on her sword.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
What the gently caress kind of country do you have where swords aren't distributed by strange women laying in ponds

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Inescapable Duck posted:

What the gently caress kind of country do you have where swords aren't distributed by strange women laying in ponds

Trump paid some Russians to indulge in a farcical aquatic ceremony on his face

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Terry Pratchett was indisputably the best Englishman of his generation.

he was born a month before corb dad tho

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Whorelord posted:

Trump paid some Russians to indulge in a farcical aquatic ceremony on his face

sword fight!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zeroisanumber posted:

Terry Pratchett was indisputably the best Englishman of his generation.

ive heard of damning with faint praise but :drat:  o u c h !

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Isn't Corbyn of the same generation? Because Corbyn makes a good number 2 or 3.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

exmarx posted:

he was born a month before corb dad tho

It's OK to be 2nd to Sir Terry. Corbs would agree.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Kurtofan posted:

Not a knighthood or even British but members of the académie française get a sword.

Simone veil, who was a Auschwitz survivor, had her camp tag engraved on her sword.

Adds +5 damage against nazis

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




check out this bold political satire i made

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

jBrereton posted:

???? those people voted in droves and that's why the tories don't have a majority

only after corbae came along with a proper alternative. prior to that clegg betraying the youth depressed turnout just as blair betraying the youth depressed turnout.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Yinlock posted:

a case can actually be made for brain damage via lead poisoning, but otoh they were completely awful even before that so

Yeah, that's fair. I'm totally, unironically on board with the theory that Leaded Petrol Broke Baby Boomer Brains.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

UrbicaMortis posted:

Yeah, I don't really get giving people like Abi or Owen jones, who clearly support good policies, for writing stuff early in Corbyn's leadership that was pessimistic. Things were going pretty badly at one point and there wasn't any reason to think he would get the election result he got. Even Corbyn didn't think he would.

I don't really want blind loyalty from left-wing writers.

Abi fair enough, she's left wing in a pretty vague sense and hasn't pretended otherwise.

Owen Jones, on the other hand, has spent his entire career pushing the idea that the path to socialism in Britain is through the Labour left. But apparently he never considered that a leftist Labour party would encounter hostility from within and without. And despite being a supposedly committed socialist, he never considered that maybe joining that hostile chorus and attacking an already beleaguered leftist leadership wasn't helping advance his cause.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
he’s cute tho

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Bryter posted:

Abi fair enough, she's left wing in a pretty vague sense and hasn't pretended otherwise.

Owen Jones, on the other hand, has spent his entire career pushing the idea that the path to socialism in Britain is through the Labour left. But apparently he never considered that a leftist Labour party would encounter hostility from within and without. And despite being a supposedly committed socialist, he never considered that maybe joining that hostile chorus and attacking an already beleaguered leftist leadership wasn't helping advance his cause.

I don't recall Jones ever attacking Corbyn on matters of policy, just on the absolute loving shambles that was his press handling in at least the first year of his leadership. Trying to pretend everything is hunky dory when - to take just one example out of dozens - Corbyn manages to not only piss away the massive open goal the Tories gave him with their infighting over calling an early election but actually turned the story into one about his incompetence by accusing a journalist of harassment and then hiding behind a glass door ultimately does far more harm both to Corbyn and the idea of a leftist renaissance in Labour, something that is considerably bigger than just one pleasant bearded man.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I don't recall Jones ever attacking Corbyn on matters of policy, just on the absolute loving shambles that was his press handling in at least the first year of his leadership. Trying to pretend everything is hunky dory when - to take just one example out of dozens - Corbyn manages to not only piss away the massive open goal the Tories gave him with their infighting over calling an early election but actually turned the story into one about his incompetence by accusing a journalist of harassment and then hiding behind a glass door ultimately does far more harm both to Corbyn and the idea of a leftist renaissance in Labour, something that is considerably bigger than just one pleasant bearded man.

I don't think the extremely unsurprising fact that the socialist who half the party were briefing against wasn't immediately equipped to deal with the media as expertly as other politicians is justification for essentially giving up on the Labour left.

Corbyn didn't need Jones' Legitimate Concern handwringing to realise his media handling was poo poo or that his leadership was embattled, he needed time. Jones writing poo poo like this less than a year into his leadership wasn't remotely going to result in any improvement, it just added to the pressure to resign at a crucial moment.

I'm not saying Jones should have written effusive praise about Corbyn at his lowest points, I'm saying he could have shut the gently caress up.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
love 2 silence journalists

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Owen Jones is a dumb idiot and who the hell bothers to read his godawful tripe

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Barry Foster posted:

Yeah, that's fair. I'm totally, unironically on board with the theory that Leaded Petrol Broke Baby Boomer Brains.

the only reason i'm against it is that it absolves them of responsibility on some level

otherwise im all for the boomers are lead brained theory

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

fridge corn posted:

Owen Jones is a dumb idiot and who the hell bothers to read his godawful tripe

Owen Jones is a good boy and Chavs is still top tier first book for someone just starting in hating tories.

He definitely got sucked into the guardian/Westminster bubble but seems aware of it, he remains a good boy.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Bryter posted:

Abi fair enough, she's left wing in a pretty vague sense and hasn't pretended otherwise.

Owen Jones, on the other hand, has spent his entire career pushing the idea that the path to socialism in Britain is through the Labour left. But apparently he never considered that a leftist Labour party would encounter hostility from within and without. And despite being a supposedly committed socialist, he never considered that maybe joining that hostile chorus and attacking an already beleaguered leftist leadership wasn't helping advance his cause.

Beleaguered Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Whorelord posted:

Trump paid some Russians to indulge in a farcical aquatic ceremony on his face

Also the American military gives their commanders ridiculous anime swords.

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/919173846015594496?lang=en

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/947627787187314689

:eyepoop:

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