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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/ku4IEGO.gifv

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
its alright i think hes had enough

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I need the video source on this. I am guessing british for some reason.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Parts Kit posted:

More Twitter public record schadenfreude -- did you know the Library of Congress had been scraping/archiving every twitter post it could? So all that weird rear end porn people post is in the Library of Congress's records somewhere.

(they're stopping on the 1st of January 2018, so after then it will only be newsworthy porn that will be archived)
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/library-of-congress-to-get-selective-about-the-tweets-it-keeps/

ahahahaha! That would be amazing.

So the porn liked by Ted Cruz's account will still be preserved. *whew*

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Humphreys posted:

I need the video source on this. I am guessing british for some reason.

That is 100% Australian from the subtitles alone.

EPICAC
Mar 23, 2001

Humphreys posted:

I need the video source on this. I am guessing british for some reason.

https://streamable.com/nah7x

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Humphreys posted:

I need the video source on this. I am guessing british for some reason.

Knobhead.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I am just dumb enough that I couldn't figure out why the lock wouldn't work. "It stops the lever from going up, duh!" Is all my fool brain could understand. I was totally on the woman's side until the lock was moved. That poor woman's confusion is understandable to me.

Related: I once locked a bicycle onto a freestanding bollard and saw no issues with it. Apparently some of us just think locks are black magic.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

fizzymercy posted:

I am just dumb enough that I couldn't figure out why the lock wouldn't work. "It stops the lever from going up, duh!" Is all my fool brain could understand. I was totally on the woman's side until the lock was moved. That poor woman's confusion is understandable to me.

Related: I once locked a bicycle onto a freestanding bollard and saw no issues with it. Apparently some of us just think locks are black magic.

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJQbla6ZmU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Hole in one! Knew it was British/UK whatever you call yourselves now. I'm just a convict.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Man, if you're in here defending the LAPD SWAT, go to loving hell

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I can't figure out how old the dad is because he does not look old enough to have a son driving.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
What was that one fireworks event where the entire load blew in one second? Should make for some topical freud.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Slugnoid posted:

its alright i think hes had enough

Yeah I like his resignation there at the end, like "Hey you know what, table? You might have a point."

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/Lin_Manuel/status/947480351345168385

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

What was that one fireworks event where the entire load blew in one second? Should make for some topical freud.

Some quick googling tells me it's all of your dates.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

chitoryu12 posted:

I can't figure out how old the dad is because he does not look old enough to have a son driving.

Black don't crack

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trig Discipline posted:

Some quick googling tells me it's all of your dates.

:randpop:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Samuringa posted:

What was that one fireworks event where the entire load blew in one second? Should make for some topical freud.

I know which one you mean but this was also good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06xVGy56u6U

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


chitoryu12 posted:

I can't figure out how old the dad is because he does not look old enough to have a son driving.

Black don't crack

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
https://twitter.com/BryanDawsonUSA/status/947330200731312129

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Samuringa posted:

What was that one fireworks event where the entire load blew in one second? Should make for some topical freud.

That's this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBP5KFmGPTU

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

I couldn't imagine being in a relationship where you lower yourself intelligently to appease your husband and you've done it so long you're at the point he's smugly recording it going "see how dumb women are? This is perfectly normal for them".

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MageMage posted:

I couldn't imagine being in a relationship where you lower yourself intelligently to appease your husband and you've done it so long you're at the point he's smugly recording it going "see how dumb women are? This is perfectly normal for them".

I think you revealed more about yourself than the video here.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

chitoryu12 posted:

I think you revealed more about yourself than the video here.

Yeah jesus, that's some world class projection there :randstare:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

lol our country is so lovely

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

Funky See Funky Do posted:

That is 100% Australian from the subtitles alone.

That isn't how Australians speak and she looks insanely British.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Trig Discipline posted:

Some quick googling tells me it's all of your dates.
Goddamn Trig

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

Samuringa posted:

What was that one fireworks event where the entire load blew in one second? Should make for some topical freud.

Big Bay Boom, San Diego. I was there, we all stood around waiting for another half hour for the rest of the show.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/947522078495985664

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008

zidane13 posted:

Mortadella (Italian pronunciation: [mortaˈdɛlla]) is a large Italian sausage[1] or luncheon meat (salume [saˈluːme]) made of finely hashed or ground, heat-cured pork, which incorporates at least 15% small cubes of pork fat (principally the hard fat from the neck of the pig). Mortadella is a product of Bologna, Italy. It is flavoured with spices, including whole or ground black pepper, olives, myrtle berries, and pistachios.


Oh christ that sounds delicious I'll never find that here(Maine).


https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/947229951144574976

Old post but you can get that at pretty much any deli.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Yeah jesus, that's some world class projection there :randstare:

Your first time seeing a MageMage post in the wild, or what?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




BraveUlysses posted:

lol our country is so lovely

My state. :negative:

It's me; I am the schad for living here.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Dear Schaden: today there is no Freude

Charlie Brooker and company will not be doing the 2017 wipe

I'm dying here, I needed him and Philomena Cunk to take some of the pain out




loving damnit

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
gently caress the BBC for letting necro-pedophiles be stars and covering up for them until they died in their own poo poo blood and piss

If there is no 2k17 wipe, burn that institution to the loving ground

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

syscall girl posted:

Dear Schaden: today there is no Freude

Charlie Brooker and company will not be doing the 2017 wipe

I'm dying here, I needed him and Philomena Cunk to take some of the pain out




loving damnit

What the sweet hell are you talking about?

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

syscall girl posted:

gently caress the BBC for letting necro-pedophiles be stars and covering up for them until they died in their own poo poo blood and piss

If there is no 2k17 wipe, burn that institution to the loving ground

huh?

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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

2017 isn't over yet folks


https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/947549717969354752



and then


https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/947624441613373442




and a big shocker



https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/947624834078531584

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