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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSTRALIA

https://twitter.com/gfentonwells/status/947418728471314433

(turn up the sound for the end!)

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Supposedly all that stuff is at a safe distance so "disaster"?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The barge blew up and covered everyone in smoke and kids got hyperexcited. :v:

ed: two guys were operating the fireworks from the barge so they uh, swam for it.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Synthbuttrange posted:

The barge blew up and covered everyone in smoke and kids got hyperexcited. :v:

ed: two guys were operating the fireworks from the barge so they uh, swam for it.

A similar thing happened in Canada once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-FbwmzPKo

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Synthbuttrange posted:

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSTRALIA

https://twitter.com/gfentonwells/status/947418728471314433

(turn up the sound for the end!)

Fireworks near my house make me nervous (gas plant between me and the river where they set the fireworks off). But til this day I still sit outside getting a free show and 'ooooo aahhhhhh' at it all. (secretly wondering how much better the show would be if the plant went up. Not suicidal, but drat it would be a good blast!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Synthbuttrange posted:

ed: two guys were operating the fireworks from the barge so they uh, swam for it.
Isn't part of the point of launching from a barge that you control it remotely?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Collateral Damage posted:

Isn't part of the point of launching from a barge that you control it remotely?

CAN launch remotely. We are talking Australians here. Life isn't dangerous enough already, we need a bit of an edge to it.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Humphreys posted:

CAN launch remotely. We are talking Australians here. Life isn't dangerous enough already, we need a bit of an edge to it.

They probably had a couple of escape crocs with saddles ready to go.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Proteus Jones posted:

They probably had a couple of escape crocs with saddles ready to go.

yea but they got taken down by the water spiders.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humphreys posted:

CAN launch remotely. We are talking Australians here. Life isn't dangerous enough already, we need a bit of an edge to it.

i doubt australia has figured out the technology for remote explosions

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Blast of Confetti posted:

i doubt australia has figured out the technology for remote explosions

That is TOTALLY not true :mad:


Edit: oh, did you mean deliberate remote explosions? Yeah nah

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I always find fireworks boring as hell because they light them off one at a time over 15-20 min. Firework "disasters" are always so much more interesting. Sure, plan out a routine but I'd rather the same amount of fireworks be crammed into an insane explosion that lasts 3-5 min than spread out over 15-20 and badly timed to music.

Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Dec 31, 2017

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Baronjutter posted:

I always find fireworks boring as hell because they light them off one at a time over 15-20 min. Firework "disasters" are always so much more interesting. Sure, plan out a routine but I'd rather the same amount of fireworks be crammed into an insane explosion that lasts 3-5 min than spread out over 15-20 and badly timed to music.

You've never been to a good fireworks show in your life then.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


My family always did fireworks all at once because we were impatient and preferred the spectacle of an enormous clusterfuck of light and color instead of doing stuff with any kind of timing or in any kind of sequence. To this day, I still prefer fireworks shows that wind up "failing" and blowing their load all at once to ones that have intricate displays.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

>The devices burn at a high temperature (as hot as 1000°C to 1600°C, or 1800°F to 3000°F), depending on the fuel and oxidizer used, more than sufficient to cause severe skin burns or ignite clothing.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Volcott posted:

>The devices burn at a high temperature (as hot as 1000°C to 1600°C, or 1800°F to 3000°F), depending on the fuel and oxidizer used, more than sufficient to cause severe skin burns or ignite clothing.

And they don't need air, so the 'close your mouth on the flame' party trick doesn't work.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

I call bullshit.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That is TOTALLY not true :mad:


Edit: oh, did you mean deliberate remote explosions? Yeah nah

I laughed.



Ooooowwwwwww.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

ChesterJT posted:

You've never been to a good fireworks show in your life then.

Yes, that's the point he's trying to make. The best one I went to was one a friend was doing and one of the big shells came back to earth before detonating. I can still picture the silhouette of him and his buddies running from ground zero as it went off like a strobe.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Gromit posted:

Yes, that's the point he's trying to make.

That doesn't appear to be the point he's trying to make at all. It seems he's clearly saying fireworks shows in general are lame and it's more fun to just set everything off at once. Granted the big ball of fire is pretty cool, but if you go to a large display done well it's never "fire one, wait, fire another, etc" for 30 minutes.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
a few years ago the city of san diego accidentally set off their entire 4th of july fireworks show all at once, turning what was supposed to be a 20-minute show into under 30 seconds of total war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA

awesome

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
Those always make me think of this

https://youtu.be/pdFl__NlOpA

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

a few years ago the city of san diego accidentally set off their entire 4th of july fireworks show all at once, turning what was supposed to be a 20-minute show into under 30 seconds of total war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA

awesome

I was there. It was followed by most of us standing around for another half hour waiting for the rest of the show.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Synthbuttrange posted:

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSTRALIA

https://twitter.com/gfentonwells/status/947418728471314433

(turn up the sound for the end!)

This happened at the Lottery West Skyworks in Perth on Australia Day several years ago. I was in the city working at the time, near the river but no line-of-sight. All I heard was this enormous BANG and was like wtf. Next day I found out that the entire barge of fireworks had detonated at once right at the start of the show. Good poo poo.

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

cheese-cube posted:

This happened at the Lottery West Skyworks in Perth on Australia Day several years ago. I was in the city working at the time, near the river but no line-of-sight. All I heard was this enormous BANG and was like wtf. Next day I found out that the entire barge of fireworks had detonated at once right at the start of the show. Good poo poo.

15 years or so ago I was right across the street from a display and drat near got hit by one of the streams off an umbrella firework that went off way too low. If I hadn't jumped back I probably wouldn't be typing this and even then it landed maybe 2 feet in front of me.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

ChesterJT posted:

That doesn't appear to be the point he's trying to make at all. It seems he's clearly saying fireworks shows in general are lame and it's more fun to just set everything off at once. Granted the big ball of fire is pretty cool, but if you go to a large display done well it's never "fire one, wait, fire another, etc" for 30 minutes.

My joke being that taking your statement literally agrees with what he said. He has, indeed, never been to a good show because they are all the same unless there's a malfunction.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



dis astranagant posted:

15 years or so ago I was right across the street from a display and drat near got hit by one of the streams off an umbrella firework that went off way too low. If I hadn't jumped back I probably wouldn't be typing this and even then it landed maybe 2 feet in front of me.

In AU we do all our firework displays from barges out on the water, can't think of a single (Sizable) show which is done in-land, just seems crazy to me idk.

Also relevant, this old classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGIgkbCqSHo

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Simi Valley had a fireworks accident that injured about two dozen people back in 2013. One shell went off on the ground causing other shells to go off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRBqJDL3h0

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



RandomPauI posted:

Simi Valley had a fireworks accident that injured about two dozen people back in 2013. One shell went off on the ground causing other shells to go off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRBqJDL3h0

HOLY poo poo @ 0:26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRBqJDL3h0&t=26s

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
PISSSSS

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Blast of Confetti posted:

i doubt australia has figured out the technology for remote explosions

Not really, no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zo_O31M730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_WKr-G6Lp8


quote:

The "insufficiently skilled" explosives contractor Rod McCracken was indicted by the coroner for manslaughter but the charges were later dropped and he was ultimately fined $15,000 for a lesser offence.

Coroner Shane Madden was also critical of the systematic failures around the implosion, criticising regulatory officials, particularly WorkCover safety officers, to government officials with no technical expertise who still took an "unwarranted involvement" in the construction site.

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005


:stare: "I was born in Canberra hospital, and I'm lucky I wasn't killed by it as well."

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.




Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Mods, change my name to Rod McCracken.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

Cthulu Carl posted:

Mods, change my name to Rod McCracken.

Any relation to Phil? :haw:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

loving awesome.

On of my cow orkers flipped a truck with one of those in Vietnam. Apparently they were taking off right near a road and they had the Vietnamese cops blocking traffic but some panel truck driver didn't care and drove right around them. He didn't make it far.

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

i was at a brew-fest event a few years back where a gust of wind blew an umbrella into a group of people and injured a guy to the point where he was taken away in an ambulance. i think it broke his jaw or something, people who saw it were shook up

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