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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


CALL THE POLICE!

sir, we are the police

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
It’s been posted but Rand Paul getting his rear end kicked by his neighbor

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
It's not funny that Steve Scalise got shot, but it is funny that he got shot in the scrotum and rear end hole.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/887641703817121793

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


Only Eric Garland can fit more normal-seeming lunacy in two sentences.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


edit: nm, got treason confused with espionage

zen death robot
May 27, 2001

lol

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


best twitter post of 2017

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLi5B0Iefsk

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

these are the most coherent youtube comments ive ever seen

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

loving awesome.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/macklemore/status/4085475013

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


This owns.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/JillFilipovic/status/792001944487358464

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/947659360326610944

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



The Whitey Tape was real.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Remember when this happened at a Hillary dinner and the crowd just tone policed her and Hillary removed her before joking "back to the issues"

TRUMP

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Pomp posted:

Remember when this happened at a Hillary dinner and the crowd just tone policed her and Hillary removed her before joking "back to the issues"

TRUMP

also remember when berniemen decided that 30 seconds was the one time black lives mattered

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why don't YOU run for something

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Pomp posted:

Remember when this happened at a Hillary dinner and the crowd just tone policed her and Hillary removed her before joking "back to the issues"

TRUMP

remember when reddit had to shut down r/punchablefaces for a day after this incident because bernouts really just wanted to beat the poo poo out of her for interrupting him

ScrubLeague posted:

also remember when berniemen decided that 30 seconds was the one time black lives mattered

that's not true he largely readjusted his entire platform after the incident and learned from it, very much to his credit. bernie is good.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/BLACKMESSlAH/status/948064641372082177

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWKG6ZmgAX4
Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, May 1, 2010


Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki (born al-Aulaqi; 26 August 1995 – 14 October 2011) was a 16-year-old American of Yemeni descent who was killed while eating dinner at an outdoor restaurant in Yemen by a drone airstrike ordered by U.S. President Barack Obama on 14 October 2011.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Nobel_Peace_Prize

quote:

The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to United States President Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples". The Norwegian Nobel Committee announced the award on October 9, 2009

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Majalah_camp_attack

quote:

The al-Majalah camp attack also referred to as the al-Majalah massacre[1] occurred on December 17, 2009 when the United States military launched Tomahawk cruise missiles from a ship off the Yemeni coast on a Bedouin camp in the southern village of al-Majalah in Yemen, killing 14 alleged Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula fighters and 41 civilians,[2][3][4][5][6] including 14 women and 21 children.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Remember the alternate timeline where, after winning the nobel prize in 2009, obama was also made an honorary chess grandmaster and, in 2010, went on to win the stanley cup?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Remember the alternate timeline where, after winning the nobel prize in 2009, obama was also made an honorary chess grandmaster and, in 2010, went on to win the stanley cup?

*victoriously lifts cup above head, kisses it*
*deports a billion refugees*

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
let's dispel the motion that Obama doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/thedailyshow/status/858007470073147393

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rha6Wamfp0&t=8s

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

paul_soccer10 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWKG6ZmgAX4
Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, May 1, 2010


Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki (born al-Aulaqi; 26 August 1995 – 14 October 2011) was a 16-year-old American of Yemeni descent who was killed while eating dinner at an outdoor restaurant in Yemen by a drone airstrike ordered by U.S. President Barack Obama on 14 October 2011.

fyi they could have hit al-awaki himself without his son before but they intentionally wanted to get both and then play off the 16 year old as collateral damage

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
That's terror.

brand name canned soup
Aug 20, 2009

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
(clap clap clap clap)
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(clap clap clap clap)

Volcott posted:

That's terror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-6PIRAiMFw&t=127s

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

remember when reddit had to shut down r/punchablefaces for a day after this incident because bernouts really just wanted to beat the poo poo out of her for interrupting him

no, because i don't go on reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLkk5z99FL4

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
romneybot 3000 used to strap the family dog to the roof of the car for long drives and it should poo poo itself in terror

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Pomp posted:

Remember when this happened at a Hillary dinner and the crowd just tone policed her and Hillary removed her before joking "back to the issues"

TRUMP

Remember when Hillary said universal healthcare wouldn't solve racism

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Remember when Hillary said universal healthcare wouldn't solve racism

"Sure I could kill the bankers, but would that make white men gently caress transwomen?" ~Hillary Clinton, 2016

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/715217490368827396

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lmao

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