Using people's usernames for inspiration is also fair game. For instance, Randompaui can be a Hawaiian fusion dish. Anne Whateley can be a booze infused breakfast pastry. NewFatMike can be made using copious amounts of plant or animal fats. Suspect Bucket can be a drink for consumption in sorority's and fraternity's only. With goon names the world is your oyster.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 03:56 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:03 |
I made my version of the Fitzgerald. Once I finish typing this post up, I'll Google what the actual drink is. In retrospect I'm pretty sure the drink is (like most cocktails) named after some random bartender or bar owner who came up with it and has nothing in common with my choice, but in lieu of any information I've decided to emulate F. Scott Fitzgerald. Being contemporary to the prohibition and famously writing a novel set in the time period, I chose gin as the main liquor. To evoke the green light of The Great Gatsby, I chose creme de menthe. This would do well with some green food coloring to better evoke the color, but I had none available. My recipe was partly based on the Blue Ice Martini, which I found through a Google search of existing gin and creme de menthe recipes. The recipe I settled on: * 2 ounces of gin * 1 teaspoon of creme de menthe * 2 ounces of soda water Without any green food coloring, I decided to get some of the color and increase the complexity of the drink by using a very nice bourbon barrel-finished gin from the St. Augustine Distillery. I just bought this last Saturday and I've been itching to try it out after sampling it in the store. Their regular gin is an excellent small batch gin made with a neat botanical mix (including some citrus, I think orange peel included because Florida), but the bourbon barrel gives it a fullness you don't normally get. My initial attempt, which did not include soda water and used 2 teaspoons of creme de menthe. Not gonna lie, I came really close to vomiting as soon as I downed this shot. The mix of flavors (especially the mint) was incredibly strong and completely undrinkable, at least as a shot. With the creme de menthe reduced to 1 teaspoon and another 2 ounces of soda water added to dilute the mixture, it comes out perfectly drinkable (and looks a little more green than brown). It helps to choose a strong gin, as it allows the botanical flavor and the mint to intermingle. The carbonation and dilution reduce the intensity of the alcohols very well. While I don't think this is my cup of tea, I can see some people really liking this. Now, to look up what an actual Fitzgerald is.... ....at least I got the gin right.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 04:26 |
I made an actual Fitzgerald. It actually tastes decent? In the hands of a good bartender it would be a nice alternative to an Old Fashioned if you want something sour.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 04:52 |
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Yeah, it's a sour with bitters, or almost a gin Manhattan. I like your idea with the Gatsby colors
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 04:53 |
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Suspect Bucket posted:Do I strictly need sturgeon so I can do Minnesota Sushi, or can I substitute with catfish..... Hm. I wanna do this one. It brings to mind such delights. Just FYI if you make Minnesota sushi: do not eat freshwater fish raw. They can contain more dangerous parasites and bacteria than saltwater fish typically do.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 05:13 |
Oldsrocket_27 posted:Beverage suggestions: For the Prairie Fire, I'd probably use whiskey as a base (since the name makes it sound like something from the Old West). Perhaps an Old Fashioned with a dash of Tabasco? For the South Dakota Martini, it almost sounds like an ironic name about South Dakota being incredibly unsophisticated. Moonshine and lager shot?
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 05:14 |
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prairie fire makes me think of pure grain alcohol, to be honest
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 05:20 |
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Maybe it's just me, but doom rooster sounds like a variation on coq au vin with a jet-black sauce, so probably something with squid ink.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:27 |
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Whooping Crabs posted:Just FYI if you make Minnesota sushi: do not eat freshwater fish raw. They can contain more dangerous parasites and bacteria than saltwater fish typically do. Sushi was originally only made with freshwater fish. You can still get the old school stuff in some places around Lake Biwa. I'm not saying you should, but it is interesting.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:43 |
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RandomPauI posted:Using people's usernames for inspiration is also fair game. For instance, Do me next! Do me next!
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 15:13 |
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10 Beers posted:Do me next! Do me next! i uh did you last night.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 15:17 |
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sneakyfrog posted:i uh did you last night. Well hello :bigtran:
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 15:22 |
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Has skyline chili been suggested yet? It's also known as Cincinnati chili.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:19 |
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mariooncrack posted:Has skyline chili been suggested yet? It's also known as Cincinnati chili. It is both cool and good.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:37 |
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lotta peeps w/ bad suggestion to execution ratios itt that said, someone's gotta do torpedo juice
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:18 |
bob dobbs is dead posted:lotta peeps w/ bad suggestion to execution ratios itt I'm making real torpedo juice for my MRE thread. I'm scared.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:23 |
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After seeing Maid-Rite as a suggestion earlier, I'd like to see someone's take on a Minnesota (and only Minnesota, as far as I know) classic: the Hot Beef Commercial.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:23 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm making real torpedo juice for my MRE thread. I'm scared. 0% chance that the non-understood torpedo juice is as lol as the real thing but lol
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 19:21 |
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RandomPauI posted:Using people's usernames for inspiration is also fair game. For instance,
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 19:27 |
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RandomPauI posted:Using people's usernames for inspiration is also fair game. For instance,
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 21:00 |
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Grem posted:I'd suggest Bubble and Squeak and I only know it from The Katering Show so I'm sure you can't disappoint me. I have heard of bubble and squeak multiple times, to the extent that I really should have picked up on what it is. Alas, I have no idea. Considering this is exactly how the creamed spinach episode started - I'll take this one.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 01:45 |
10 Beers posted:Do me next! Do me next! Easy. The modern recipe would be an amalgamation of a made-up-but-maybe-real method for brining and basting pork roast using 10 beers and a made-up-but-maybe-real medieval dish called "tien boars". Tien boars (ten boars) would be a pork version of turduken. A dish where dried fruit and pork sausage stuffing was served inside of a deboned deskinned beheaded smoked piglets, served inside of a rotisseried, deboned pig. It would be served as a centerpiece for the modestly wealthy and as an appetizer for the wealthy. A modern version of this would involve apple and pork sausage stuffing inside a smoked tenderloin inside of a beer-brined, skin-on pork roast (9 cans), regularly basted with a baste that includes 1 can of beer. Serve on large slices of toasted rye bread, then cover both with a roux made from the meat juices. Best accompanied by Sue Perkins and Giles Coren along with copious amounts of alcohol.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 02:17 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:was gonna do jam roly poly before, but i did the spam frites for the afp thread so i didn't wanna fry more than once. also i ran out of oil. so here's frybread The doughnut texture is spot on, apparently, but real fry bread isn't *quite* that simple.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 11:31 |
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Are we allowed to claim more than one? Because my heart's desire is corned beef but I could do horrors to toad in the hole. Horrors greater than my average cooking scheme, and oldgoons in here know how bad that is. left_unattended posted:The doughnut texture is spot on, apparently, but real fry bread isn't *quite* that simple. I'm used to this fry bread and now I want to go make that fry bread and see what the difference is. I also wanna submit hickory drink for someone to make. Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Dec 30, 2017 |
# ? Dec 30, 2017 11:54 |
It's 1:37 am, I just made a run to the grocery store for everything I'd need to make doom rooster. Including jerk seasoning for some reason. Ingredients include: 2 kinds of potatoes Celary Onion Garlic Red bell pepper Butter Whole milk Seasoning Corn Tortillas I already have salt, pepper, and oil at home. Let's do this! Monday! Because today involves family stuff. Edit: also cheese, but not lettuce. Guess I'm going the taquito route.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 10:41 |
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I'm going to claim Fish-Head Fire-Pot for next weekend. The local Asian market sells fish heads and I've got some ideas.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 23:18 |
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Why has nobody suggested fish cock?
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 00:52 |
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Pardon me, I refuse to kill idiot children. Unless the bucket is entirely full of nourishing and healthful soup that only tastes like it has alcohol in it, and is secretly full of fiber that gives you regret poops the next day.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 00:55 |
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I call fish cock! That's the first one I didn't know outright, it's mine. I get the fish cock. I'll be eating fish cock by Wednesday, I mean it.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 01:37 |
Suspect Bucket posted:Pardon me, I refuse to kill idiot children. Unless the bucket is entirely full of nourishing and healthful soup that only tastes like it has alcohol in it, and is secretly full of fiber that gives you regret poops the next day. Elise the Great's Cannible Chili didn't actually use any dead kids. Just placenta.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 01:41 |
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Once this cold snap lets up a little bit, I'm going to go get the ingredients for Jell-o Salad.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 02:03 |
We can all agree that bollocks monkey is a chocolate, balls shaped pastry with two nuts, covered with brown sprinkles, white sprinkles, and a white chocolate drizzle. Right?
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 02:17 |
fizzymercy posted:I call fish cock! That's the first one I didn't know outright, it's mine. I get the fish cock. I have actually eaten fish cock and I'm excited to see the interpretation.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 02:20 |
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Alright, time for some more Finnish dishes. Grave salmon, served with overly sweetened potato box Robber roast Fat gravy Macaroni box Fast food. Atom Hydrogen A person from Pori Things to eat with coffee (since we drink the most coffee per capita). Slap on the ear Bread cheese Pepper cake Neofelis fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jan 1, 2018 |
# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:28 |
Neofelis posted:Alright, time to some more Finnish dishes. Is Finland...okay?
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:34 |
chitoryu12 posted:Is Finland...okay? I think the answer to that is always "No."
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 21:37 |
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RandomPauI posted:Using people's usernames for inspiration is also fair game. For instance,
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 21:57 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Is Finland...okay? Find out in the bad pizza thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792275 Spoiler: No.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 00:39 |
Doom Rooster is put on hold again because I need to cook $60 of meat for my mom. Dad bought a big rib roast, cooked half of it all the way thru, cooked the other half part of the way, and now...well, I don't know. I'll play it by ear I guess?
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 00:52 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:03 |
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I would like to go ahead and claim Puppy Chow. I'm guessing Rice Krispie treats, but less fancy? And with different cereals, maybe chocolate chips or candy. Grocery store tomorrow night.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 04:21 |