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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

twistedmentat posted:

Comic porn parodies tend to have amazing costuming.

That's one specific director who goes all out.

They still make traditional Halloween costume store parodies too.

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Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
One of my favorite GIFs is from a Spider-Man porn, mimicking the "upside down kiss" scene from SM1.... But he keeps dropping.

Edit VERY VERY NSFW https://goo.gl/images/6SMy9Q

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

JT Smiley posted:

This girl thinks it's ok to watch Marvel movies without having encyclopedic knowledge of the comics! How am i supposed to get off on that?

That's not even the whole poem. His idea of a deep cut is knowing where Luke Skywalker is from

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
"And I will make you a star. " :stonk:

Will definitely not be surprised if they find skeletons buried in this guy's yard.

Inkspot
Dec 3, 2013

I believe I have
an appointment.
Mr. Goongala?
They're more likely buried under a pile of urine-soaked Byte issues on an old pull-out couch.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Aphrodite posted:

That's one specific director who goes all out.

They still make traditional Halloween costume store parodies too.

Who's that director? I'd honestly like to just search them and see all the costume work on their works.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Whoever the guy who works at WoodRocket and does their porn parodies, I'd assume.

ed: Lee Roy Meyers apparently

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Medullah posted:

One of my favorite GIFs is from a Spider-Man porn, mimicking the "upside down kiss" scene from SM1.... But he keeps dropping.

Edit VERY VERY NSFW https://goo.gl/images/6SMy9Q

I was going to make fun of you for this absolutely ridiculous utterance, but of course I had to click and now it is also one of my favorite gifs. What have you done to me?

kaesarsosei
Nov 7, 2012

Medullah posted:

One of my favorite GIFs is from a Spider-Man porn, mimicking the "upside down kiss" scene from SM1.... But he keeps dropping.

Edit VERY VERY NSFW https://goo.gl/images/6SMy9Q

This is amazing. Actually I was genuinely impressed by the production quality of that shot, there must be a lot of money going into these movies.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Rough Lobster posted:

I was going to make fun of you for this absolutely ridiculous utterance, but of course I had to click and now it is also one of my favorite gifs. What have you done to me?

It's just so magical. You don't have to like porn to appreciate the biting satire!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Aphrodite posted:

That's one specific director who goes all out.

They still make traditional Halloween costume store parodies too.

I think i've just watched the higher budget ones. The Avengers one has a scene between Ms Marvel (Danvers) and Scarlet Witch and I was like "get out of my mind!".

There's also a Justice League one with the best TAS Harley costume ever.

In a 100% different topic, BP toys are showing up in stores and there are GIRLS on them!


I'm sure some sadboy is getting triggered by seeing these, but thank god some companies are waking up.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

I think i've just watched the higher budget ones. The Avengers one has a scene between Ms Marvel (Danvers) and Scarlet Witch and I was like "get out of my mind!".

There's also a Justice League one with the best TAS Harley costume ever.

In a 100% different topic, BP toys are showing up in stores and there are GIRLS on them!


I'm sure some sadboy is getting triggered by seeing these, but thank god some companies are waking up.

As a white dude I am way too excited about Black Panther and all it represents.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

twistedmentat posted:

Comic porn parodies tend to have amazing costuming.

And there's good reasons for it, no less. Unlike movies, porn parodies demand costumes that are easy to move around in, easy to get in and out of, and are often made from breathable fabrics given the physically strenuous activities they're worn for.

Contrast the first X-Men movie outfits, which demanded literally lubing up the actors to get into and while wearing them the actors couldn't step over knee-high obstacles.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Finally got around to watching Homecoming and yeah, okay - that's one very fun movie, and Michael Keaton's working class superhero/villain was every bit as good as Tom Holland was as Spidey. Hell, I even liked Giacchino's score, which has to be a first. I was a bit iffy on Karen, I don't really like the idea of her at all yet at the same time she was so enjoyable with it that I can't really say I disliked her. Also, Liz was adorable and should stay around/come back, Michelle/MJ seemed like a charisma vacumn in comparison.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Sentinel Red posted:

Finally got around to watching Homecoming and yeah, okay - that's one very fun movie, and Michael Keaton's working class superhero/villain was every bit as good as Tom Holland was as Spidey. Hell, I even liked Giacchino's score, which has to be a first. I was a bit iffy on Karen, I don't really like the idea of her at all yet at the same time she was so enjoyable with it that I can't really say I disliked her. Also, Liz was adorable and should stay around/come back, Michelle/MJ seemed like a charisma vacumn in comparison.

With the Disney/Fox deal, I could see them bringing Liz back. There'd be more to do with her now.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
MJ cracked me up when I saw Homecoming. I liked her brand of comedy a lot more than Ned's. Her explaining why she wasn't interested in the Washington Monument was just too much.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Doctor Spaceman posted:

That's not even the whole poem. His idea of a deep cut is knowing where Luke Skywalker is from



How does a human being type all that up and post it online without a hint of embarrassment or shame?

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

JT Smiley posted:

How does a human being type all that up and post it online without a hint of embarrassment or shame?

"That's my secret, Cap...I don't have any shame."

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


twistedmentat posted:

In a 100% different topic, BP toys are showing up in stores and there are GIRLS on them!


I'm sure some sadboy is getting triggered by seeing these, but thank god some companies are waking up.

As someone who as a child was actually forced to play with barbie dolls, because I was always told the toys from the cartoons I liked were for boys and "you are not a boy", this makes me so happy. Hope it boosts a little girl's self esteem and doesn't see herself as a weirdo anymore just because she wants a rad gun toy.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
I don't know if this still exists, but i remember a few years ago Nerf put out a line of guns aimed specifically at young girls. Which were just regular Nerf guns painted pink and purple with flower patterns. Why they didn't just market the regular guns to both boys and girls I'll never know.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

JT Smiley posted:

I don't know if this still exists, but i remember a few years ago Nerf put out a line of guns aimed specifically at young girls. Which were just regular Nerf guns painted pink and purple with flower patterns. Why they didn't just market the regular guns to both boys and girls I'll never know.

Tbf from a purely pragmatic toymaker POV it's always better to have more separate variants.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

JT Smiley posted:

I don't know if this still exists, but i remember a few years ago Nerf put out a line of guns aimed specifically at young girls. Which were just regular Nerf guns painted pink and purple with flower patterns. Why they didn't just market the regular guns to both boys and girls I'll never know.

I was looking for a Nerf gun for my nephew for his birthday or Christmas or something one year when those were out, and I remember they had a cool crossbow looking design that they didn't have in any of the normal lines.

mycot posted:

Tbf from a purely pragmatic toymaker POV it's always better to have more separate variants.

Those people exist, so market to 'em.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
It was called Rebelle and it had some of the best color and design of any Nerf series. The Rebelle Charmed line was like baroque piratey stuff and I loved it.

Sgt. Politeness fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Dec 31, 2017

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

JT Smiley posted:

I don't know if this still exists, but i remember a few years ago Nerf put out a line of guns aimed specifically at young girls. Which were just regular Nerf guns painted pink and purple with flower patterns. Why they didn't just market the regular guns to both boys and girls I'll never know.

There are many things that get a ridiculous "For Women" makeup. I've seen Women's Dental Floss - exactly the same, but pink.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Sgt. Politeness posted:

It was called Rebelle and it had some of the best color and design of any Nerf series. The Rebelle Charmed line was like baroque piratey stuff and I loved it.

My friends daughters loved those. Pretty sure they were cashing in on Hunger Games.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Samuringa posted:

There are many things that get a ridiculous "For Women" makeup. I've seen Women's Dental Floss - exactly the same, but pink.

I would argue that this is at least as much a result of capitalism as sexism.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
You can by pink and "girly" real guns, so why not nerf guns?

The real test will be if we see Shuri action figures.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
It would actually be kinda hilarious if the only figures they would make are for Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Shuri isn't in the Legends figure line but one of the Doras is. And the build a figure is another Dora.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Aphrodite posted:

Shuri isn't in the Legends figure line but one of the Doras is. And the build a figure is another Dora.

The Explorer?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dora Milaje, Panther's bodyguards. My phone refused to let me type Milaje so I gave up.

The figure in the line is of Lupita Nyong'o's character Nakia. The build a figure is Okoye, played by Danai Gurira.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe


These are awesome, holy moly. I would’ve actually been into Nerf if these were around back then. Getting around the limitations of “girly” designs by going full pirate is pretty clever.

Pigbuster fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jan 1, 2018

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Pigbuster posted:



These are awesome, holy moly. I would’ve actually been into Nerf if these were around back then. Getting around the limitations of “girly” designs by going full pirate is pretty clever.

This is a good toy

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
I didn't know there was a bayonetta nerf line

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Pigbuster posted:



These are awesome, holy moly. I would’ve actually been into Nerf if these were around back then. Getting around the limitations of “girly” designs by going full pirate is pretty clever.

That looks like an exotic gun from destiny. Fuckin’ awesome.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

site posted:

I didn't know there was a bayonetta nerf line

Yea, that's a total Bayo design

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Cythereal posted:

And there's good reasons for it, no less. Unlike movies, porn parodies demand costumes that are easy to move around in, easy to get in and out of, and are often made from breathable fabrics given the physically strenuous activities they're worn for.

Contrast the first X-Men movie outfits, which demanded literally lubing up the actors to get into and while wearing them the actors couldn't step over knee-high obstacles.

This dude right here knows his superhero porn.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Cythereal posted:

And there's good reasons for it, no less. Unlike movies, porn parodies demand costumes that are easy to move around in, easy to get in and out of, and are often made from breathable fabrics given the physically strenuous activities they're worn for.

Contrast the first X-Men movie outfits, which demanded literally lubing up the actors to get into and while wearing them the actors couldn't step over knee-high obstacles.

I just don't understand why Hollywood is so loving scared of spandex.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Because it rides up yo butt.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Rhyno posted:

Because it rides up yo butt.

So did Harvey Weinstein and they used him for decades.

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