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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cumshitter posted:

ok im about to head out to my party dont worry no random probes or mass probes tonight. or not. maybe. if i make an awkward pass at someone and they reject me youll know it when the last 20 pages get probed

youre too much of a cuck to take your heartbreak out on us :milk:

https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

punchymcpunch posted:

cumshittre probated me just for sayin hello to himso imagine what hed do to YOU

what does 2k18 feel like??

describe ur despair and/or arousal rn...

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

cumshitter posted:

ok im about to head out to my party dont worry no random probes or mass probes tonight. or not. maybe. if i make an awkward pass at someone and they reject me youll know it when the last 20 pages get probed

Have fun storming the rear end in a top hat!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

what does 2k18 feel like??

describe ur despair and/or arousal rn...

and/or :thunk:
are you saying despair and arousal are not the same thing

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
B

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I'm assuming lightning doesn't strike twice on the same poster.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Mariana Horchata posted:

also my bff caught me making the last post and asked if i was posting on SA?

idk...2k18 gonna be weird af but i am oiled and ready

get bff on cspam stat

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i kinda forgot i have time to post on my lyft ride over so that was premature and oh no my buttons are gone

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
What fckong idiot decided rotten grapes taste goo oh hey now im feelin it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Mariana Horchata posted:

what does 2k18 feel like??

describe ur despair and/or arousal rn...

im watchin kung fu the legend continues on tv

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
-18 sucks

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Jazerus posted:

get biff on cspam stat

this

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

i kinda forgot i have time to post on my lyft ride over so that was premature and oh no my buttons are gone

maybe they should give you velcro if u cant handle buttons eheeheeheh

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I got stood up for New Year's b/c my friend pre-gamed way too early and was too drunk to pick me up :negative:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVaPaJZnkaw

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/THEGaryBusey/status/947684045860638720

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Thought about walking my dog by the neighborhood bars to have an excuse to talk to strangers, walked him for about 60 seconds before we looked at each other and said "gently caress this cold"

Time for more bourbon

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Earlier my wife said "It's only been a year. *sigh*" so I had to point out it hasn't been a year yet. She didn't murder me for that, my New Years plans are loving ruined.

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
lmao at ppl that say cuck unironically

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

2018 sucks its even worse than 1918, because if i were alive then i would probably be dying in the trenches instead of not dying in front of my computer

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

maybe they should give you velcro if u cant handle buttons eheeheeheh

im too embarrased to ask for velcro dress shoes at nordtorms

whenever my shoelaces come undone i just call out sick until a family member can stop by and retie all my shoes

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
How come I haven't see anyone sporting Jebmentum as a username?

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
you begin dying the minute you are conceived

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Dana bash is wearing :420: earrings

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

drowningidiot posted:

How come I haven't see anyone sporting Jebmentum as a username?

be the change you wish to see on the forums

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

MAYO FETISH posted:

you begin dying the minute you are conceived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLiDjgCYP_c

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
yeah i studied philosophy in high school lmk if u guys want any more truth nuggets~~

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


drowningidiot posted:

How come I haven't see anyone sporting Jebmentum as a username?

MAYO FETISH posted:

you begin dying the minute you are conceived

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Calibanibal posted:

2018 sucks its even worse than 1918, because if i were alive then i would probably be dying in the trenches instead of not dying in front of my computer

i prefer death by influenza

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
happy new durpm

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Oh what the gently caress

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
2017.gif

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

drowningidiot posted:

How come I haven't see anyone sporting Jebmentum as a username?

what is that

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



MAYO FETISH posted:

lmao at ppl that say cuck unironically

i say cuck on yomi layer 3

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Weeping Wound posted:

I got stood up for New Year's b/c my friend pre-gamed way too early and was too drunk to pick me up :negative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5OBexcHK2Q

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Inspector Hound posted:

Oh what the gently caress

#freekathy

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao Trump Jr got ignored on his birthday every loving year because Donnie was always out partying
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/947678196207636483

u can literally see the tear on his eyelid lol he’s so happy his dad is paying attention to him

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015


this only works if the smug guy is standing in another building thats even more on fire

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
While you studied the Jeb! I studied the curd. Try my delicious cheeses.

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



guac is unconstitutional

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