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El Gallinero Gros posted:Particularly all barcaloungers The ottoman also falls inside Darkseid purview even if it's currently out of even the longest toe reach without getting of the comfy chair.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Particularly all barcaloungers When I sit, it is with three billion asses! When I pull the lever to raise my feet, it is with three billion hands! When I shift to make myself more comfy, it is with six billion glutes!
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There are some issues with those numbers.
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Duke Igthorn posted:The ottoman also falls inside Darkseid purview even if it's currently out of even the longest toe reach without getting of the comfy chair. One of the lesser known properties of the Omega Effect is to bring ottomans to Darkseid.
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Ah, yes, the Ottoman Effect of course
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mind the walrus posted:Ah, yes, the Ottoman Effect of course  Quality derail there fellas
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There's a lot to take in here:
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Darkseid reads Mein Kamph and thinks "amateur"
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I feel This Tumblr is appropriate to bring up.
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The first time Darkseid appears in a DC live action movie it should be sitting on someone's couch, waiting for them to get home.
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They should get John Goodman to be Darkseid.
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Kramjacks posted:The first time Darkseid appears in a DC live action movie it should be sitting on someone's couch, waiting for them to get home. Just random shots throughout someone elses movie. Darkseid looking out the window. Sitting in the chair, then on the couch. Flipping through magazines. Then at the end, the person finally comes home.
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Endless Mike posted:Darkseid reads Mein Kamph and thinks "amateur" Probably more "As above, so below." He sees himself reflected, in miniature.
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Just like a guy who can't spell darkside to get the offbrand version of Mein Kampf.
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mind the walrus posted:They should get John Goodman to be Darkseid. I'll show you the life of the mind!
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Technically, that one's a pew.
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Isn't Darkseid somewhat based on Jack Palance?
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Isn't Darkseid somewhat based on Jack Palance? The rapist?
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McCloud posted:The rapist? huh? Anyways I looked it up and according to Mark Evanier Darkseid is in fact based on Jack as well as Hitler.
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I'm late on the drug chat, but inspired by some old Captain Marvel discussion over in the Q&A thread check this poo poo out: Rick Jones is currently swapping places with Mar-Vell in the negative zone and there are some weird rules. Captain Marvel can only be in out world for 3 hours at a time, but it's gonna take him 10 hours to fly to the moon and, well, they have to go. So Rick makes some lame excuse to his rock-star friends and one of them gives him a little something for the trip  Mar-Vell is pretty clueless.  Anyway, Rick gets bored during the flight and drops the acid. He had to borrow a space suit btw because him and Marvel are still periodically swapping places in space.  However, the two of them have spent so much time sharing a place in our universe that their minds and bodies kinda bleed into each other  Marv still doesn't quite get it  Not to worry though! Marvel is able to nearly instantaneously overcome the disorientation of the drug because, and check this out, his Cosmic Awareness means he's basically fukken high all the time anyway  There's more but in the end the shared trip breaks down the barriers between the two of them and unlocks a new level of superpowers for the two of them, even being directly responsible for them learning how to swap places without using the nega-bands and eventually allowing Captain Marvel to return to the material world for good! Hooray!
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Drugs are cool Do drugs kids
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Don't do drugs unless you can get super powers from them like Cloak and Dagger. Then do those drugs.
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Push El Burrito posted:Don't do drugs unless you can get super powers from them like Cloak and Dagger. But how do you know which drugs those are unless you do all the drugs?
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And do I have to wear Dagger's ridiculous costume?
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:And do I have to wear Dagger's ridiculous costume? God willing
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sorry, that's the rule. take a drug, you have to wear a leotard with a boob window for the rest of your life.
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Welp, time to go buy more double sided tape!
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There's gotta be a better way, I just can't imagine how!
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The Lone Badger posted:But how do you know which drugs those are unless you do all the drugs? Is that how Snowflame happened? "OK, well, let's start with cocaine" *snort* *fwoosh* "IT'SFUCKINGCOCAINE"
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El Gallinero Gros posted:huh? Oops, confused him with Kirk Douglas
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Push El Burrito posted:Don't do drugs unless you can get super powers from them like Captain America.
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evilmiera posted:Just like a guy who can't spell darkside to get the offbrand version of Mein Kampf. I'm sure he just has the wrong book: 
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Mover posted:I'm late on the drug chat, but inspired by some old Captain Marvel discussion over in the Q&A thread check this poo poo out: And surprisingly, this is *not* Starlin. (Englehart, which, admittedly, is "same poo poo, different dude" in this context.)
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Those panels are superb. I love that "Rick Jones drops acid in space" is an actual thing the comic just pitches to you straightforwardly.
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Rick Jones :: Marvel Jimmy Olson :: DC?
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bunnyofdoom posted:Rick Jones :: Marvel Everyone always forgets about Snapper Carr. 
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Jimmy's known for having all sorts of insane adventures and super powers. Snapper's just an idiot.
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Who is this snapper carr y'all are referencing
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He's the hip new cat that all the cool kids are into.
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