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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Police Automaton posted:

woa calm down

E: priest spotted

False: I’m an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m sorry that I started this.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The puppetmaster is mad at me because I pointed out he's two people so he emailed me a threat

It's funny, so here it is:

quote:

Don't give hints to the passphrase Loquacious.

I have not been to DC since the rally to restore fear (which apparently worked)

I've been lying low and enjoying the holidays. Don't post lies about me, or you will make me angry. Don't invent drama because you aren't getting enough confessions little boy - it could backfire.

After all, I notice you post a lot during work, Mr. Bostonian PhD Who Posts Too Much Personal Information. Time theft is a serious offense.

Dude what is the point of having a passphrase system if I'm not allowed to tell people when someone fucks it up

Also if my workplace cared about whether I workposted they'd have said something to me about it by now. The last place I worked actually blocked SA for a while for some reason. (I just remote-desktopped to my home PC and used it from there LOL)

Anyway here's a real fesh

quote:

Hi thread.

I don't have anywhere to turn to right this second, but I need to get this off my chest somehow.

Some backstory: I'm currently 26 and my dad left my mom when I was 2 (she is not the most stable person in the world,I don't blame him). I only met him and his family 3 years ago because my mom hid me from him. Turns out a lot of what my mom said when I found out about him when I was 16 was lies. He has a 10 y/o son with his wife, and the wife has a 16 y/o stepdaughter from her previous marriage.

I'm currently at his house for new years with my girlfriend, and I just got done installing an SSD for my brother. My dad commented that his SSD wasn't up to par anymore, so I was using windirstat to find big files to get rid of to speed it back up. He was on the couch next to the computer watching my brother play, and I found a folder called "Temp" in Users\Username that was pretty large, which was odd to me. I opened it and was greeted with videos of my stepsister undressing in her room from what looks to be 2 years ago. I quickly closed it in shock and tried to cover myself, so I mentioned a big movie he had stored elsewhere. At that point he said "I think that's good enough", so I quit using his computer.

Him and his wife have a history of spying on her daughter's imessage conversations with her old ipod (they have issues with her dad/stepmom), but I feel that she isn't involved with this. My world just got flipped upside down and I'm still reeling from it and have no idea what I'm going to do next. I don't want to start anything while I'm here, but I'm going to do something at some point when I'm in a better mindset. If I tell my girlfriend while we're here she'll flip out and make it a bigger mess than it's going to be.

Sorry for any grammar/spelling issues, I'm still shaking an hour later as I'm typing this and I feel like I'm being flushed down a toilet.

yikes

Ok obviously any huge folder with a systemsy-sounding name in a place where there's not supposed to be one is gonna contain porn, I just wasn't expecting that specific type of porn

I dunno if you want to literally send your dad to prison but you should at least tell your stepsister because again yikes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

loquacius posted:

The puppetmaster is mad at me because I pointed out he's two people so he emailed me a threat

It's funny, so here it is:


Dude what is the point of having a passphrase system if I'm not allowed to tell people when someone fucks it up

Also if my workplace cared about whether I workposted they'd have said something to me about it by now. The last place I worked actually blocked SA for a while for some reason. (I just remote-desktopped to my home PC and used it from there LOL)

Anyway here's a real fesh


yikes

Ok obviously any huge folder with a systemsy-sounding name in a place where there's not supposed to be one is gonna contain porn, I just wasn't expecting that specific type of porn

I dunno if you want to literally send your dad to prison but you should at least tell your stepsister because again yikes

drat it’s like, now that he’s gotten mad at you for saying stuff about him that apparantly pertains to his passphrase you can probably just guess his passphrase. :thunk:

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Oct 15, 2012

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

drat it’s like, now that he’s gotten mad at you for saying stuff about him that apparantly pertains to his passphrase you can probably just guess his passphrase. :thunk:

[extremely true detective voice]

what if we're all the puppetmaster?

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

maskenfreiheit posted:

[extremely true detective voice]

what if we're all the puppetmaster?

The puppetmastering is coming from inside the house!

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

yikes that sucks dude

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

maskenfreiheit posted:

[extremely true detective voice]

what if we're all the puppetmaster?

I’m like the puppet master of my own body or something but when my brain doesn’t work the way people want it to or think the thoughts they want it to think they claim I’m an alien or a demon or whatever crazy poo poo ex black ops guys think up in the mental institution. :thunk:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Send your dad to prison asap, imo

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
most people aren't lucky enough to have dad actually commit a crime, jump on that!

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
:murder: your dad

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
At the very, very least, go find the camera in your stepsisters room and show it to your dad and then ask him if there are other videos and then maybe/probably beat the loving poo poo out of him.

Edit: ok if the footage is that old and you aren’t sure if there are more recent ones then just wait until you get home and call your step-sister and ask her if she’s ok.

I also wouldn’t involve your girlfriend at all, it just makes things more complicated.

In any case, I can understand not wanting to call the cops on your dad, but your sister could be in danger and you don’t want to live your life knowing she could have gotten help if you’d made a move

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Jan 2, 2018

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
For my jury service I got a paedophile trial, guy had been sexually abusing his girlfriend's daughter for ~8 years. He'd drilled a hole in the ceiling of his garage so he could run a camera up into the room above to watch the girl and her friends - especially when they were wearing short skirts. The footage we had to watch has probably affected me more than any of the beheadings/road accidents/serial killer videos SA has exposed me to over the years, even though they were fully clothed just the thought of someone going to those lengths to get it and for those purposes...ugh. Jailed that fucker and you probably should too, sorry bro :smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I think you're gonna have to call the police on your dad, buddy. Sucks, but that poo poo needs to be stopped because your step sister is in danger.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

8 Ball posted:

For my jury service I got a paedophile trial, guy had been sexually abusing his girlfriend's daughter for ~8 years. He'd drilled a hole in the ceiling of his garage so he could run a camera up into the room above to watch the girl and her friends - especially when they were wearing short skirts. The footage we had to watch has probably affected me more than any of the beheadings/road accidents/serial killer videos SA has exposed me to over the years, even though they were fully clothed just the thought of someone going to those lengths to get it and for those purposes...ugh. Jailed that fucker and you probably should too, sorry bro :smith:

I stopped reading this after paedophile but thank you for your service

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I’d bring it up to the wife honestly. I doubt she’s involved with it, but if it’s some security measure then she would know about it.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

facebook jihad posted:

I’d bring it up to the wife honestly. I doubt she’s involved with it, but if it’s some security measure then she would know about it.

if he's keeping naked pics in a fake temp folder, its not a security measure

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

RFC2324 posted:

if he's keeping naked pics in a fake temp folder, its not a security measure

I didn’t read the text the same way, it seemed to be worded with some plausible deniability incorporated.

Regardless I’d get someone else involved with you on the downlow, be it the wife or someone else. That way if you blow it open to whomever it won’t just come off as some crazy accusation where he can run over and delete the evidence.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

total change of subject, but I figure it fits this thread based on the title.

A while back someone made a post about how therapists work, and which licenses are good to look for. Does anyone have that post, or the content, so I can copy/paste it to someone who really needs to visit a therapist?

TIA

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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facebook jihad posted:

I didn’t read the text the same way, it seemed to be worded with some plausible deniability incorporated.

Regardless I’d get someone else involved with you on the downlow, be it the wife or someone else. That way if you blow it open to whomever it won’t just come off as some crazy accusation where he can run over and delete the evidence.

Just deleting evidence won't really help. You can usually recover deleted files pretty easily. Or at least a police department computer guy would be able to recover that poo poo pretty easily.

On the other hand, yeah, like that hard drive could accidentally be like removed and incinerated fairly easily, so yeah keep that poo poo on the downlow.

P.S. Voyeur dad's son goon: You should be calling the cops or some poo poo.

P.P.S. While the odds might not be that good, stepmom *could* be involved as well. You should maybe talk to someone outside the situation?

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jan 2, 2018

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

quote:

Don't invent drama because you aren't getting enough confessions little boy - it could backfire.

Lmao

RFC2324 posted:

total change of subject, but I figure it fits this thread based on the title.

A while back someone made a post about how therapists work, and which licenses are good to look for. Does anyone have that post, or the content, so I can copy/paste it to someone who really needs to visit a therapist?

TIA

If it's not in the op it should be

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

maskenfreiheit posted:

[extremely true detective voice]

what if we're all the puppetmaster?

I'm the puppet master, and so is my wife.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Anyone who considers themselves an internet puppet master is literally the saddest and lamest format of person possible

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bust Rodd posted:

Anyone who considers themselves an internet puppet master is literally the saddest and lamest format of person possible

Yes and no. You may not recall but the fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are now all fascists because they're angry that their bizarre choice of porn was criticized. On the Internet

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Yeah, about that:

quote:

Dear Puppermaster goon or should I say permabanned user Wicked Hate,

Please get psychiatric help.

It's increasingly obvious you're using the "I'm going to send anonymous confessions about being a puppetmaster" gimmick to get your revenge on those who called you out as a pedophile and got you your well deserved permabanned.

You're still a pedophile Wicked Hate and I'm glad the mods are slowly figuring out your current rereg account by your increasingly absurd anon puppermaster confessions.

Call your local psych ward and I hope you get treatment without you winding up being stabbed in prison because you were telling your fellow prisoners that you are a chimo.

I decided including a specific username was fine in this particular instance since he's permabanned and therefore this doesn't really count as "stoking forum drama". Kind of mad I didn't think of this as a possible explanation. He was a spooky forum ghost all along!

Anyway, real fesh:

quote:

I have Asperger's Syndrome. Life has been a confusing, narrativeless stumble where I try and fail to understand how things are supposed to work - sex and dating least of all. I've become fairly convinced that I will never be able to overcome issues of anxiety and trust that prevent me from ever exploring my sexual tendencies. I wish I had been born asexual, so I could never experience these tantalizingly impossible feelings.

First, the part that manifests: The stumbling, mumbling, no-eye-contact loner who bullshitted his way through college for a 3.0 GPA. The guy who cycles weekly between swearing off dating forever and re-installing Tinder. The timid, introverted little puppy that has to fight back tears if someone says something that upsets him, and who can't stand being around people who are mean. The obsessive autistic nerd that reads newspapers and books and plays video games at home while everyone else is out partying and getting laid. The one who exists outside of what's acceptable: the one who never went to prom, who went through college without flirting with a girl, who has never driven a car, who can't understand social cues, and whose only solace is in smoking pot and consuming media in the safety of his den. The one who has never, and will never, have a girlfriend.

Second, the part that never will: The bull. The 23 years of sexual dissatisfaction manifesting in sheer, unrelenting dominance. The quiet one who surprises his first (and only) girlfriend with his energy, and who is equally surprised by her delight in being submissive. The Aspie caterpillar who hatches into the dominant, who evolves into the Master, who owns the sex slave that I love, cherish, torture, tease, and gently caress in a way that no other can. The whips, chains, and the scars, all in the name of beautifully brutal love. The feather I use to tickle her clit until she screams for my cock. The hours of aftercare while she cuddles into my side, as if retreating into a cocoon, knowing that she will always be safe with me.

The life I truly want, me and my slave, whose material needs I provide for in exchange for the satisfaction of my sexual ones, and of course, the mutual love and trust that would define our contract and our hearts.

Kinky, eh?

Never gonna happen. Would never ask a girl out under any circumstances, and would turn down sex if offered to me. If I could snap my fingers and make it a reality, I would. But the steps I would have to take to make it a reality would likely lead to my death due to a stress or anxiety-induced heart attack. I don't do people. At all. And I would never mention any of this to someone I thought was interested in me ("Seriously? Me? Find a real dom while I go watch anime").

I'm a somewhat smart guy when it comes to history, writing and other humanities-based stuff, but I have enough humility and wisdom to know I lack the mental capacity to make this fantasy a reality.

See thread title, dude

Therapy can't cure Asperger's, but it sounds like you've got a lot of other stuff going on vis-a-vis your sense of self-worth and anxieties that you should try working through.

Your sexual tastes are kind of incidental to that problem if you ask me, kinda burying the lede

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

loquacius posted:

Yeah, about that:

I thought the whole puppetmaster arc sucked before, but the twist at the end redeemed it :allears:

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Hmm weird, why would a man who feels like he has absolutely no control over his own life want to keep a woman as a sex-pet and oversee her existence through the lens of subservience in exchange for protection and resources...

Dude stop watching anime and go the gym. Your endorphins are all hosed up and you probably smell like hot dogs.

Then get help. Aspergers kids get laid all the time, you just need to go find some other Aspie’s play an extremely careful game of D&D or Magic: the Gathering with them and bam u got friends

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Aw, it's Two Worlds all grown up

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


aw yiss Wicked Hate that is some primo blast from the past poo poo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I thought the mods didn't want to ban WH because they thought he would kill himself if they did. Glad that all worked itself out I guess.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
You wont be a butterfly, you'll keep feeling awkward even if you find a girl to date, so get used to it and stop pinning your hopes on fantasy

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Get a real doll and keep on jerkin'

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

LingcodKilla posted:

Get a real doll and keep on jerkin'

I was just about to post this. I was empathizing with you, autistic goon, up until you started talking about having a sex slave to beat and scar up. It sounds like you don't want an actual human being to love and are looking for one of those robots off of Westworld. Just get a real doll and figure out how to work in a very basic AI that will react to specific stimuli. It sounds like an actual human being with anything even remotely resembling independence would be a nightmare for you.

Also get therapy. Seriously.

Comedy option: Find a group of people who are into hardcore and violent BDSM and see if that's what you actually want. You'll probably start as a sub but may learn enough to be a dom one day. Just remember safe words mean STOP RIGHT NOW.

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

RFC2324 posted:

total change of subject, but I figure it fits this thread based on the title.

A while back someone made a post about how therapists work, and which licenses are good to look for. Does anyone have that post, or the content, so I can copy/paste it to someone who really needs to visit a therapist?

TIA

This is the link I offer every time the question comes up in the forums.

https://metanoia.org/choose/

It helped me immensely. Hopefully it will help other people too.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
i'm autistic and have no social life, so i can relate to the new confession, but i don't want to dom someone. i just want someone to cuddle and tell me everything will be okay but that isn't a thing most women are into doing for a guy.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Dawncloack posted:

This is the link I offer every time the question comes up in the forums.

https://metanoia.org/choose/

It helped me immensely. Hopefully it will help other people too.

thanks!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mycroft Holmes posted:

i'm autistic and have no social life, so i can relate to the new confession, but i don't want to dom someone. i just want someone to cuddle and tell me everything will be okay but that isn't a thing most women are into doing for a guy.

Gross dude. Take this disgusting fetish crap to fetlife.com and get it out of these family friendly forums.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

jesus dude just jerk it to anime like a normal person wtf

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Mycroft Holmes posted:

i'm autistic and have no social life, so i can relate to the new confession, but i don't want to dom someone. i just want someone to cuddle and tell me everything will be okay but that isn't a thing most women are into doing for a guy.

Finedom: Dom, but you tell them things will be fine and aren’t mean about it.

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