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It could be a trans guy, but I have to know: where is his penis?
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It could be a trans guy, but I have to know: where is his penis? THAT'S TGE WHOLE POINT YOU PHILLISTINE
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Jan 1, 2018 08:45
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It could be a trans guy, but I have to know: where is his penis? Username/post level -> Maximum
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Jan 1, 2018 09:04
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It could be a trans guy, but I have to know: where is his penis? Let me tell you about micro-penises. You see, when I was a kid, I knew I was different...
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Jan 1, 2018 09:08
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Maybe he's a grower not a shower
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Jan 1, 2018 09:56
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Jan 1, 2018 14:40
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He's so... Moist.
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Jan 1, 2018 15:32
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It could be a trans guy, but I have to know: where is his penis? You can do some amazing things with tucking.
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Jan 1, 2018 15:45
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This isn’t AUG, it’s just true.
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Jan 1, 2018 15:50
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mng posted:He's so... Moist. Yeah he’s a juicy boy.
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Jan 1, 2018 16:23
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Twitch posted:You can do some amazing things with tucking. This is true. I went to a drag show once and there was a queen with a truly amazing tuck. I asked her after the show where she put her balls and she said “check behind your ear” and I did and they were actually there!
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Jan 1, 2018 16:29
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Andy, no.....
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Jan 1, 2018 16:34
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Jan 1, 2018 17:40
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Jan 1, 2018 18:35
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Someone lost his gf to a richer better looking dr.
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Jan 1, 2018 19:46
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I am sure there is someone on Earth who finds a mammogram sexy, because of course there is, but "boob flattened between two parts of a large radioactive machine" is not most people's idea of a turn-on. Also, have never seen a male tech in a mammogram center, and docs of any gender just get the imaging sent to them, they don't sit in on the procedure.
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Jan 1, 2018 21:18
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Mathew needs to eat his avatar.
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Jan 1, 2018 21:47
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Zero One posted:Andy, no..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcK0MYgnHjo
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Jan 1, 2018 22:22
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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/947964069558013952
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Jan 1, 2018 23:59
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I like the blonde one
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Jan 2, 2018 00:13
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Three of them are named Lauren
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Jan 2, 2018 00:20
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Someone on that production team has a hangup or two.
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Jan 2, 2018 00:29
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To be fair, only about a half of contestants are blondes.
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Jan 2, 2018 00:41
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How many of the rest of them are named Lauren? e: The answer appears to be 5. e2: whoops, miscounted. There's only 4. Also a Brittane. Why did I spend so much time looking this up? Garrand has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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Jan 2, 2018 01:05
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"I choose....Lauren! No. Noooo. Not that one...."
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Jan 2, 2018 01:13
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Even Lauren doesn't know which Lauren she is.
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Jan 2, 2018 02:27
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If you choose Lauren do you get all 5?
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Jan 2, 2018 03:01
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LingcodKilla posted:If you choose Lauren do you get all 5? The waveform collapses and you get a random one of the five, but honestly you can't tell.
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LingcodKilla posted:If you choose Lauren do you get all 5? Sounds like the premise for a porn film: "The Five Laurens" (Formerly "Lauren and Her Sisters")
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Jan 2, 2018 04:34
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Paladinus posted:To be fair, only about a half of contestants are blondes. Serious question: I know there are token POCs in these Bachelor/Bachelorette shows, but how many of them ever make it to the final rounds? Have there been ones with POC protagonists, (the guy/girl who gives out the rose)? What about other reality TV type shows? I know POC representation is at an appalling low across the board, but do they get their fair shake in reality TV? Sorry if these are stupid questions. I am not American and I don't watch much Reality TV. I do remember a bloke of Fijian heritage winning one of the later series of Australian Big Brother, but I am almost sure that he is the exception, not the rule.
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Jan 2, 2018 06:07
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BrigadierSensible posted:Serious question: I know there are token POCs in these Bachelor/Bachelorette shows, but how many of them ever make it to the final rounds? Have there been ones with POC protagonists, (the guy/girl who gives out the rose)? Yeah, there was one about some rapper whose name escapes me at the moment. He had a couple of seasons of his bit, and one constant that was rather popular (Nicknamed 'New York') also got her own show as well. Both were black. There was also a faux 'Etiquette' school reality show that was primarily women of color as well.
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Jan 2, 2018 06:12
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There was a black lady who made it to third or fourth place a couple seasons ago on Bachelor and was the Bachelorette the season after.
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Jan 2, 2018 06:24
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Black people get put into reality shows in a starring context insofar as their presence doesn't threaten implicitly white structures, so New York or Flava Flav are presented humorously and more importantly, as contextually divorced from white spaces. For example, it's perfectly appropriate to bill Flava Flav on The Surreal Life and give him a show where people are basically dating him as a lark, but The Bachelor is suspiciously lacking in black male leads. America is still comfortable laughing at black people, but if you put them in contexts reserved for whites, people start sending strongly worded letters to the producers. Remember when the Hunger Games came out and people who had apparently never read the book said it was ruined when they saw Rue?
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Jan 2, 2018 06:26
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cash crab posted:Remember when the Hunger Games came out and people who had apparently never read the book said it was ruined when they saw Rue? I imagine this was the same type of person who was upset about Idris Elba as Heimdall
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Jan 2, 2018 06:49
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I met a contender for the Aussie Batchelor show at the pub a few months ago. She kept trying to get all the guys in the room to buy her drinks. She nearly got into a fist-fight with the girl I was with over the philosophy of sex and unwanted pregnancy. I zoned out after about a minute.
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Jan 2, 2018 06:57
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Bobby Digital posted:I imagine this was the same type of person who was upset about Idris Elba as Heimdall It's not racist to want accurate depictions of the Norse gods, dumbass. I remember in the Poetic Edda where it mentioned Thor and Loki locked in mortal combat while the Hulk smashes a cybernetic alien worm to death, and nowhere did it mention anyone being black.
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Jan 2, 2018 07:01
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's not racist to want accurate depictions of the Norse gods, dumbass. I remember in the Poetic Edda where it mentioned Thor and Loki locked in mortal combat while the Hulk smashes a cybernetic alien worm to death, and nowhere did it mention anyone being black. I love you
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Jan 2, 2018 07:38
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Sludge Tank posted:I met a contender for the Aussie Batchelor show at the pub a few months ago. She kept trying to get all the guys in the room to buy her drinks. She nearly got into a fist-fight with the girl I was with over the philosophy of sex and unwanted pregnancy. I zoned out after about a minute. Was she for or against unwanted pregnancy?
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Jan 2, 2018 09:28
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Panfilo posted:One constant that was rather popular (Nicknamed 'New York') also got her own show as well. Both were black. There was also a faux 'Etiquette' school reality show that was primarily women of color as well. We actually tried to get a goon on that show (I Love New York). https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2054 He actually won all 3 of voting rounds legitimately, but I think VH1 rigged it in the end so that he couldn't be on the show. Here's my old campaign video for the final round of voting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-elWmPFNHcI
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's not racist to want accurate depictions of the Norse gods, dumbass. I remember in the Poetic Edda where it mentioned Thor and Loki locked in mortal combat while the Hulk smashes a cybernetic alien worm to death, and nowhere did it mention anyone being black. 
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