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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Morning coffee poop on company time, good stuff to read a little Trump to

drat, he's been a busy little bee this morning

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

yeah i know the tweet says "anendment" but the article is still interesting


https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/948206302852984832

scalia wouldve been good on this imo especially angry pre 9/11 scalia who hated the thought of the police inconveniencing him

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

anime was right posted:

he also played keyboard, hosed up imo

oh wait was he in Spandaou Ballet?

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
http://thehill.com/policy/international/middle-east-north-africa/367015-us-ambassador-summoned-to-explain-trumps

Add it to the list of tweets causing international problems

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sir Tonk posted:

the mmfa guy?

yes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lol why is he starting poo poo with pakistan now

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

what do the incels do when they find out the gym bros also play video games in addition to having sex

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Thank u Donald j tump for privatizing air traffic controllers and solving commercial air flight. G*d bless.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



trump

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

lol why is he starting poo poo with pakistan now

Stephen miller told him

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Both Middle-Earth and Something Awful are populated with an array of beings. It is astounding to see just how closely they coincide with one another. At SA, posters can be ranked accordingly: Elves, Men, Dwarves, Hobbits, and Orcs. Elves are the oldest and wisest of all posters. These are the posters who have reg dates that go back to 2000 or early 2001, and perhaps 2002 as well. These posters are incredibly popular, and generally well-liked. Although they have no official authority, the Elves carry a lot of weight, and people listen to them, even the higher-ups. People marvel at them, because they are so beautiful and wonderful. Even if they somehow get banned (an incredibly rare occurance), the Elves seem to come back, good as new. Even their avatars are unaffected.
Below the Elves are the Men and Dwarves, who are of equal rank, but differ in their habits and mannerisms. Men are posters who have been around a good while, and know the ropes of SA pretty well. They fit in, they don't call attention to themselves too often. As far as anyone is concerned, they are normal people. Dwarves are crankier, grouchier, and may or may not be older than Men. They sometimes get in scuffles with Elves, and are a bit more inclined to flame others.

Newbies also come into two distinct types. But unlike the above example, the two types discussed here are drastically different. The first type are the Hobbits. Hobbits are newbies who are innocent and kind. They don't want any trouble from anyone, and are curious little things. They genuinely want to be a part of SA, but for the most part they are horrendously naive and clueless. Bless 'em. Now, the second type of newbie are the Orcs. Orcs are horrible creatures. These n00bs poo poo up every thread they appear in, and they vastly outnumber just about every other demographic. Lowtax and the others try to curb their numbers by banning, and the other posters flame and bash them at every opportunity, but the Orcs are relentless. More are created everyday, and they multiply like rabbits. Orcs usually wage large-scale assault on threads by using trolls and trolling tactics. Unlike Hobbits, not all Orcs are necessarily "new". In fact, some of them may have old reg dates. The vast majority of Orcs reside in Mordor, which is FYAD.

Finally, you have the Nazgul. There really isn't much to say about the Nazgul, except that these are the notorious posters who everyone has heard of, and HATES and are daycrew. They are few in number, and everyone knows who they are. They are old beings, and far more horrible than the Orcs. They poo poo up every thread they appear in, but for reasons unknown they have avoided being banned. Everytime a Nazgul appears, everyone covers their ears and screams because they don't want to here what the Nazgul has to say, because undoubtedly it will bring only madness.

With this scutinous analysis of the SA forums, valuable information can surely be gleaned.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

PC LOAD LETTER

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

euphronius posted:

what do the incels do when they find out the gym bros also play video games in addition to having sex

They’d have to go outside to find out about this

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Al! posted:

lol why is he starting poo poo with pakistan now

modi probably said he was strong and smart or something

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


The interesting thing here is that China actually provides more aid to Pakistan than we do, and is their biggest trading partner.

The self induced obsolescence of American power is gonna really rev up in 2018.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

wonkette is going to be the last progressive website left after all the dem machine people are run out of town

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

murked by dragon posted:

modi probably said he was strong and smart or something

ah i understand, very few leaders can withstand modi's handholding and warm kisses

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

gently caress a nazgul

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i want to pinch modis cheeks

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Well gently caress

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
All the world leaders are becoming the same fat old grandpa body type with a different racial filter.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

An Apple A Gay posted:

gently caress a nazgul

a morgul-dick that crumbles to dust after cumming

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



wait hold on

trump?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

a morgul-dick that crumbles to dust after cumming

thats why they call me the witch-king of dongmar

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Shageletic posted:

The interesting thing here is that China actually provides more aid to Pakistan than we do, and is their biggest trading partner.

The self induced obsolescence of American power is gonna really rev up in 2018.

love to pretend to be tuff while weakening the United States for no reason other than piss

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Shear Modulus posted:

wait hold on

trump?

PRINTER ERROR

LOAD DRIVER FROM DISK?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
wyatt koch has a new girlfriend

best of luck wyatt

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sir Tonk posted:

wonkette is going to be the last progressive website left after all the dem machine people are run out of town

wonkette became another arm of the clintons when rebecca bought it

you must have missed her "bill clinton raping women is ok because i'm catholic" column

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
witch king of pittsburgh: no man can make me piss on them

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
love that Trump sincerely believes tweeting Fox & Friends talking points is basically the most important aspect of his job.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

thats why they call me the witch-king of dongmar

"No living man may peg me."

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Flavius Belisarius posted:

witch king of pittsburgh: no man can make me piss on them

And her name?


Dinah Moe Humm

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

GobiasIndustries posted:

love that Trump sincerely believes tweeting Fox & Friends talking points is basically the most important aspect of his job.

oh im sorry did you miss the news that turmp made it so planes didn't kill anyone last year

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
for he himself has said it
and it's plainly to his credit
that he is a pissy man
that he is a pissy man

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh is the steel city

Angmar is the home of iron

Huh

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