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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


In response to someone saying blue laws, which force certain businesses like car dealerships to remain closed on sundays, are unfair and should be repealed:

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Biplane posted:

I cant even imagine the kind of person that would willingly admit, on the internet, that they are unable to pump their own gas. What the actual gently caress.

I can’t pump my own gas. I am admitting this on the internet.

I can’t drive a car anyway, and I never learned how to. Someone actually made me pump gas once and it was fine. I could probably do it again.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Arivia posted:

I can’t pump my own gas. I am admitting this on the internet.

I can’t drive a car anyway, and I never learned how to. Someone actually made me pump gas once and it was fine. I could probably do it again.

:sad:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Scathach posted:

In response to someone saying blue laws, which force certain businesses like car dealerships to remain closed on sundays, are unfair and should be repealed:



The worst part of this is “the beauty of it is, is”

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Arivia posted:

I can’t pump my own gas. I am admitting this on the internet.

I can’t drive a car anyway, and I never learned how to. Someone actually made me pump gas once and it was fine. I could probably do it again.

:same:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Hey buddy I don't even own a television

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ugly In The Morning posted:

Not any more, they changed the tax law that was the main reason NJ is cheaper.

Wait, did they? When does that take effect?

I live in NY near the border and I always drive to NJ for gas because it’s consistently at least 50c cheaper. Never understood how gas stations could stay in business on the NY side of the line

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

cash crab posted:

Communismkills, aka Ashley Rae, Tumblr anti-communist and literal infant. Other than complaining about SJWs, she also makes posts complaining about her hair, which she has explained is so long because her parents will not allow her to cut off more than two inches at a time.

Surely even with that restriction she can, like

use loving scissors

E: Like Jesus Christ midway through last year I had a mild nervous breakdown and shaved my own fuckin' head down to a #1 buzz, surely this woman has a sharp object in her house somewhere she could use to alleviate the problem

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Mak0rz posted:

No, it's still up. Sorry I try to post screenshots but I rarely visit this thread on a computer and I don't want to bother with an imgur app/account.

If you’re using an iPhone, screenshot the tweet and then you can auto upload like this:



Long press in text field. Go right into more options select img, then from library.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Getting your gas pumped in NJ is no big thing, it gives some workfare and keeps you in a car on sub-freezing days.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

Wait, did they? When does that take effect?

I live in NY near the border and I always drive to NJ for gas because it’s consistently at least 50c cheaper. Never understood how gas stations could stay in business on the NY side of the line

Maybe they reversed it. I remember that law got passed right around when I stopped working in Rockland county so I never saw the actual effects.

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



Ugly In The Morning posted:

Maybe they reversed it. I remember that law got passed right around when I stopped working in Rockland county so I never saw the actual effects.

It passed we just have cheaper gas due to all the refineries that give North Jersey that smell.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Zesty posted:

If you’re using an iPhone, screenshot the tweet and then you can auto upload like this:



Long press in text field. Go right into more options select img, then from library.

IIRC this only works for posters with plat.



:biotruths:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Somfin posted:

Surely even with that restriction she can, like

use loving scissors

E: Like Jesus Christ midway through last year I had a mild nervous breakdown and shaved my own fuckin' head down to a #1 buzz, surely this woman has a sharp object in her house somewhere she could use to alleviate the problem

It's not an exaggeration that she's a womanchild. She claims to have a variety of medical issues that force her onto a bland diet of oatmeal and plain chicken nuggets and is constantly freezing and unable to afford medicine or trips to the doctor, but virulently detests socialism in any form.

I actually tweeted "Universal healthcare looking better?" at her once when she was complaining about spending hours waiting for the doctor, and she said that she still doesn't want universal healthcare because "it'll take months to see a doctor then" and then blocked me.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Scathach posted:

In response to someone saying blue laws, which force certain businesses like car dealerships to remain closed on sundays, are unfair and should be repealed:



Not even every Christian denomination observes Sunday as the sabbath.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

AlbieQuirky posted:

Not even every Christian denomination observes Sunday as the sabbath.

They don't count.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Besesoth posted:

IIRC this only works for posters with plat.



:biotruths:

I like how this could MAYBE be true in the sense that contraception means people don't have kids they don't want and instead get pets.

Why this would be a problem I'm not sure.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Grimdude posted:

I like how this could MAYBE be true in the sense that contraception means people don't have kids they don't want and instead get pets.

Why this would be a problem I'm not sure.

All women must devote themselves to being baby factories or they have failed at being a woman.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

RoboRodent posted:

All women must devote themselves to being baby factories or they have failed at being a woman.

Except the women telling other women to do this, they are ok. See: Schlafly, Phyllis

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

RoboRodent posted:

All women must devote themselves to being baby factories or they have failed at being a woman.

And, if pressed, these people usually think it's most important that white women have children with white men.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948195478428102657

:psyduck:

screenshot

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/948205190167089152

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
A yes, I remember his slogan "Build the wall, Lock her up, make planes safe again!"

Glazier posted:

Except the women telling other women to do this, they are ok. See: Schlafly, Phyllis

Hey, how can giving the world Andy Schlafly be considered anything but a complete success.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Somfin posted:

Surely even with that restriction she can, like

use loving scissors

E: Like Jesus Christ midway through last year I had a mild nervous breakdown and shaved my own fuckin' head down to a #1 buzz, surely this woman has a sharp object in her house somewhere she could use to alleviate the problem

I'm gonna assume that parents that micromanage her haircuts are also willing to introduce Repercussions to any whiff of rebellion.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Not even every Christian denomination observes Sunday as the sabbath.

Notably 7th day Adventists who do Saturday because its the last day. I've never researched it heavily but the idea that they founded a sect based on the arbitrary day naming system in the 1840s is just great. "God literally started on Sunday cause it the first day of the week, look at a calendar idiot. OBVIOUSLY" *makes a religion*.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Fathis Munk posted:

A yes, I remember his slogan "Build the wall, Lock her up, make planes safe again!"


Hey, how can giving the world Andy Schlafly be considered anything but a complete success.

A woman who dedicated her life to trying to keep women from having any political influence and she succeeded only with herself.

At least you can't accuse her of hypocrisy.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bombadilillo posted:

Notably 7th day Adventists who do Saturday because its the last day. I've never researched it heavily but the idea that they founded a sect based on the arbitrary day naming system in the 1840s is just great. "God literally started on Sunday cause it the first day of the week, look at a calendar idiot. OBVIOUSLY" *makes a religion*.

We know God started on Sunday because that is the Sun’s day and the One True God is Helios

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Bombadilillo posted:

Notably 7th day Adventists who do Saturday because its the last day. I've never researched it heavily but the idea that they founded a sect based on the arbitrary day naming system in the 1840s is just great. "God literally started on Sunday cause it the first day of the week, look at a calendar idiot. OBVIOUSLY" *makes a religion*.

It's based off the Jewish Sabbath. I have no idea where Christians got Sunday from.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Phone posting so I can't link images, but check out 'Mothers Against Death Sports' on Facebook. It is such distilled moral outrage I'm wondering if it is an elaborate troll.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

CassandraSupreme posted:

It's based off the Jewish Sabbath. I have no idea where Christians got Sunday from.

I don't know if it's true, but I heard somewhere that the Weekend was born so both Jewish and Christian people could observe the sabbath without arguing who's was the holy day. Just make both the rest day, gently caress it. I don't know how true that is but it's funny regardless.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

BioEnchanted posted:

I don't know if it's true, but I heard somewhere that the Weekend was born so both Jewish and Christian people could observe the sabbath without arguing who's was the holy day. Just make both the rest day, gently caress it. I don't know how true that is but it's funny regardless.

it's not, the american weekend was created by henry ford because he figure people would buy more poo poo if they had more free time

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

IMO bird shits from Donnie should just be copy pastes of the text.

nael
Sep 10, 2009

Puppy Time posted:

I'm gonna assume that parents that micromanage her haircuts are also willing to introduce Repercussions to any whiff of rebellion.

"We watch your twitter. If you don't post about the evils of leftism every day you are disowned."

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

BioEnchanted posted:

I don't know if it's true, but I heard somewhere that the Weekend was born so both Jewish and Christian people could observe the sabbath without arguing who's was the holy day. Just make both the rest day, gently caress it. I don't know how true that is but it's funny regardless.

There aren't enough Jews in America for a demographic demand like that. Plus LOL if you think people at the dawn of the 20th century would accommodate a politically suspect group of immigrants that killed Jesus.

nael
Sep 10, 2009
I've posted this dude before. He has:
-Been mad that his parents wouldn't buy him a Tesla after he got drunk and wrapped the Lamborghini they bought him around a telephone pole.
-Asked a random pregnant woman if she was planning to keep it
-Upon hearing a woman talk about her problems growing up poor, told her that her parents shouldn't have had her if they couldn't afford her.
-Filled my timeline with "natural law" and ancap bullshit.




Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Why are you friends with this person :psyduck:

nael
Sep 10, 2009

Panfilo posted:

Why are you friends with this person :psyduck:

I met him when I was drunk at a party 6 or 7 years ago, and he seemed normal. Didn't talk to him for years, and over the past year and a half or so he's posted so much insanely entitled poo poo that I don't want to unfriend or unfollow him and miss out.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
I have discovered that the phrase “one of my trusts” fills me with a deep rage.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Saturday has only been a free day for less than a century right?

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

nael posted:

I've posted this dude before. He has:
-Been mad that his parents wouldn't buy him a Tesla after he got drunk and wrapped the Lamborghini they bought him around a telephone pole.
-Asked a random pregnant woman if she was planning to keep it
-Upon hearing a woman talk about her problems growing up poor, told her that her parents shouldn't have had her if they couldn't afford her.
-Filled my timeline with "natural law" and ancap bullshit.






Un-loving-real

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