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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lord of Pie posted:

Watch Fox and Friends
start a loving war

presidents daily agenda

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Romney could easily convince Jeb to be his veep

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lord of Pie posted:

Watch Fox and Friends start a loving war



:baath:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

ha forgot this bit

quote:

When Marco Rubio became Florida’s Speaker of the House in 2005, Governor Jeb Bush welcomed him by bestowing upon him the sword of “Chang,” who Bush described as “a mythical conservative warrior.” It’s odd how mythology develops: Bush was almost certainly, if unwittingly, talking about Chiang Kai-Shek

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

AceRimmer posted:

Seeing Romney get Jebbed in a debate would own so much

oh you can already watch that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO5nET45EU4

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


reminder that Thad Cochran is so far into dementia that he has handlers to tell him how to vote and they actively have to wrangle him some times when he gets too confused to follow simply yes/no instructions

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Senator MITT!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

West Virginia alone had as many coal miner deaths in 2017 as there were in the entire country in 2016 (eight).

These smushed coal miners are the coal of the future, and part of trumos 42069d chess jobs plan

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

zegermans posted:

reminder that Thad Cochran is so far into dementia that he has handlers to tell him how to vote and they actively have to wrangle him some times when he gets too confused to follow simply yes/no instructions

so an upgrade if made president then

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Shageletic posted:

don't think so



lol its so small

it’s a fricken kids sword from Disney world

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
That's clearly a dagger wtf 1d4 damage at best

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
at my signal, unleash chang

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/johndurant/status/947834812408193024

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

zegermans posted:

reminder that Thad Cochran is so far into dementia that he has handlers to tell him how to vote and they actively have to wrangle him some times when he gets too confused to follow simply yes/no instructions

yep :lol: These are the people running the country
https://twitter.com/Kyle_Feldscher/status/948276365354205186

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

tenderjerk posted:

broke a finger, bloodied up my knuckles punching holes in the wall, tears have clouded my eyes and stained my face, the only thing I see are mental white flashes, all in the shape of that....hat

Reminder that not even slightly fake tough guy and noted Hat Wearer David Clark previously has attacked Democratic Congresswoman Frederica Wilson...for wearing hats.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

presidents daily vagenda

of manocide

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I can't believe how excited I am... For Thad!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Relevant Tangent posted:

:hai: Egalitarian to the last.

let the empty quotes serve as upvotes

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
replace them with robots that vote R

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

no dont

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

My name is Willard Mitt and I would like to be taken seriously

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
next in line after Cochran is the guy who spends most of his day yelling about the history channel and dairy queen on twitter in broken english

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

tenderjerk posted:

so an upgrade if made president then

he's far more gone than Trump

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Shuck's on and her first four sentences so far have been pure strain bullshit

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

AceRimmer posted:

That's clearly a dagger wtf 1d4 damage at best

Nah I'd say it's a short sword, so 1d6. The blade looks like it's between 2-3 feet and daggers cut off is at like 12-18 inches.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Reminder that not even slightly fake tough guy and noted Hat Wearer David Clark previously has attacked Democratic Congresswoman Frederica Wilson...for wearing hats.

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/921262401814761472

omg, is this real life :holy:

'whacky' indeed david

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

AceRimmer posted:

That's clearly a dagger wtf 1d4 damage at best

It's magic tho so has to be at least +1

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Robert Plant posted:

Shuck's on and her first four sentences so far have been pure strain bullshit

I think I know what the rest of her sentences will be too!

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

tenderjerk posted:

yeah, the single upside to TROMP is he is really very good at dunking all over these dudes, and romney is like a more bland and naive jeb

we could watch a man drown to death in his own flop sweat in real time

no matter what trump does to the country, him chaos dunking on jeb for being low energy will always redeem him

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Robert Plant posted:

Shuck's on and her first four sentences so far have been pure strain bullshit

But you repeat yourself

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Clarke once killed an inmate by depriving them of water

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

no matter what trump does to the country, him chaos dunking on jeb for being low energy will always redeem him

I don't know about "redeem", but I'm sure not complaining about ending the political prospects of the fourth most evil person in that primary, even if it was the second most evil person in the primary who did it.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Mitt Romney is a Mexican, which will be awkward during his meetings with the Trump administration

edit: no, wait, that was his dad

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Robert Plant posted:

Shuck's on and her first four sentences so far have been pure strain bullshit

please tell me she's doubling down on the air safety tweet

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

no matter what trump does to the country, him chaos dunking on jeb for being low energy will always redeem him

tromp turning to rand paul, calling him a 'little guy' and saying 'boy, you're really having a tough time up here tonight!' and rand getting all red-faced and stumbling his words, it still automatically plays in my head unprompted alot

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

its a taijijian, a sword jeb! uses to practice certain taiji forms. he's well-known in the martial arts world as a taiji master

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
mitt Romney, tanning enthusiast

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/947525959519035392

lol

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Shuck wished the best of luck to both teams in the National Championship, both of which she points out are from "the heart of Trump Country"

Right, Alabama. I do recall some news regarding Trump and Alabama...

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



Smash mouth politician eat the eggs

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