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KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Oh nicely done!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Zootopia has such potential for this thread.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Nice.

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9DCLS_udw

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



HOLY gently caress :haw:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

Zootopia has such potential for this thread.



This probably won't deter furries from jerking it to judy Hopps.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008






Maybe after you taxidermy safari, you should come down to the Bad Taxidermy Dog Pound! We have plenty of, um...lovely...dogs....

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Flaccid Trip posted:


Maybe after you taxidermy safari, you should come down to the Bad Taxidermy Dog Pound! We have plenty of, um...lovely...dogs....



All that wire mesh and glue really bring the dogs to a nice healthy weight.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Please note that we also have an equally lovely cat shelter.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Marie knew she could never tell Bradley. The long hot summer she spent working at the park, and the love she found there, would go with her to the grave.

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Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Spinster posted:

Marie knew she could never tell Bradley. The long hot summer she spent working at the park, and the love she found there, would go with her to the grave.



LOL thats good



A scene from the 1961 classic Lamb of Lambs

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

LOL! Noice!


Bored fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jan 2, 2018

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

5d

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

I'm cracking up at this

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Ha ha..... YES!

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

:vince: god loving drat it

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I'm so glad that retarded otter was used.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007

Fuuuuck yes!

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Bored posted:

Wait, this isn’t a photoshop thread? I saw plenty of hilarious taxidermy while searching for inspiration.


http://thesquirrelshole.com/










I don't know why you posted these in the bad taxidermy thread because they legit own.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

are there people who are into taxidermy who aren't incredibly dang weird? is that even possible?

We had to do histology for a laboratory course. And it did get super, super involved. And histology is like...it's like the barest glimpse of taxidermy from an entirely scientific viewpoint specifically focused on finding cancer from biopsies of people still alive. You taxidermy small pieces of flesh rather than the entire critter, and that's enough. And even for a 6-month subject for an undergraduate course, you get involved. Way too much involved. I had a lab partner wanting to do extra biopsies on the rat testicles simply because the current ones didn't show the tubes quite right. And she did it too, even though I thought mine were fine.

You get hooked on the microscopic stuff. It is disappointing as hell when a muscle stain comes out wrong, especially when you want a comparison between skeletal and smooth muscle.

Though the people who try to preserve the entire animal with its fur and poo poo, they're the weird ones, I agree.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
CHAOS REGINES

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
I'm glad somebody is looking out for these majestic beasts.

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Metanaut posted:

CHAOS REGINES



Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

superjew posted:

I don't know why you posted these in the bad taxidermy thread because they legit own.

Sorry. I actually liked several of the ones posted previously and just posted things that made me laugh. But you are correct. They own. I’m gonna leave them up, though, since they are still funny.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Bored posted:

Sorry. I actually liked several of the ones posted previously and just posted things that made me laugh. But you are correct. They own. I’m gonna leave them up, though, since they are still funny.

I added them to the op :)

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Where the hell is that creepy strung out fox sitting in a chair?

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

This thread is spoopy spoopy genius

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Where the hell is that creepy strung out fox sitting in a chair?

You mean that Ron Paul pic of him sitting in a room alone?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.


None of adobe’s apps for the IPad have all of the features I use for photoshopping in one place. So I flip between various painting programs and adobe apps. Sorry for the lovely quality.

Original image, which I think is a deer butt with eyes.

Bored fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jan 2, 2018

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

:captainpop:

This whole thread has me dying

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hell yes.

Hell, all of these are loving good.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




Oh my god.

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Google is failing me but I swear to god I read an article at some point about a "taxidermy" giant frog that is clearly Papier-mâché and the local town or whatever refuses to allow any DNA testing to confirm species/reality.

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