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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

it's kind of like the revenge of the global poor if you think about it

the methane guillotine

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

punchymcpunch posted:

that asteroid that missed earth? that ws me i made it miss to prolong ur sufferoing

kind of a dick move imo

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Al! posted:

rice fartprint

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fygm attitude at its worst

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Whata a jerk keeping puppers from getting their skritchins

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

the sword of damocles except it's rice farts

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

GobiasIndustries posted:

like, Trump could have just said 'hey 0 commercial flight deaths, good job faa!!' and it would have been whatever ok, but no he had to TRUMP it up and claim that he personally was responsible for nobody dying.

So does that mean the next time an airline goes down we can all blame Trump for murdering those poor people?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
yes this seems extremely legitimate and not suspect at all

quote:

“She was very, very upset,” O’Connor said. “She said Brandy had been to her apartment. He told her she had been a bad girl and she needed to be spanked — and he spanked her.”

Ayers on Tuesday said he did indeed spank Sigal — on doctor’s orders, he claimed. Ayers claimed Sigal had been out of work because of a psychological ailment. “I called the doctor and asked what should do, and he said ‘calm her down,’” Ayers said. He said he asked the doctor if spanking would work, and the doctor said yes.

Ayers said Tuesday he didn’t recall the name of the doctor.
just look at good ol' Brandy. does he seem like someone who'd lie about this kind of thing?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

methanous killing

           or:

gaseous slay



Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

you ever move a boat around in marsh with one of them long poles, it bubbles fart gas where you put the stick. i always wanted to try lighting them

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
its my party and ill cry if i want to

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

can't the world catch a break

like why can't it be something like ranch dressing or mayo turning out to be carcinogenic

instead we get rice meltdown

FAUXTON has issued a correction as of 01:52 on Jan 3, 2018

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/948355557022420992

this guys gonna kill us all lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:vince:

then come at me

for i have no intention of turning back

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

quadruple cuck posted:

i'm unironically really glad that i'll be dead at just about the exact time poo poo gets absolutely horrible

I wish it would happen really quickly like in that Day After Tomorrow movie so the boomers could go down with us

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


LOL

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
oh dear

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

TheBigAristotle posted:

I wish it would happen really quickly like in that Day After Tomorrow movie so the boomers could go down with us

instead of wishing, just make it happen

anything's possible now that we're all dead

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Comparing button sizes... :thunk:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

lmao

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

trump gonna blanket north korea with diet coke

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Itzena posted:

So does that mean the next time an airline goes down we can all blame Trump for murdering those poor people?

I mean, I'm planning to blame Trump for literally every bad thing that happens ever, so yeah go wild! :hai:

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
:wow:

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

*Clicks I dont like this tweet*

:(

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lol

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I feel like he is also saying that Kim Jong Un can't get it up.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

don't have to worry about nk's rice killing us at least

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
id like to take a second to acknowledge that this guy's tweets will be immortalized

history is beautiful

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

:stare:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Lmao we're dead

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



good rear end spell in bg1, still okay in 2


moderately useful in torment depending on enemies

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Dairy Days posted:

you ever move a boat around in marsh with one of them long poles, it bubbles fart gas where you put the stick. i always wanted to try lighting them

also if u spot ball lightning, dont panic! just slowly back away until out of sight

otherwise it will chase u down like a rottweiler and fry ur azz



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

MAYO FETISH posted:

id like to take a second to acknowledge that this guy's tweets will be immortalized

history is beautiful

immortalized for about 5 years until rice farts kill us all

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's kinda genuinely difficult to imagine how things would've gone without the war in Iraq

We'd be dead from dirty bombs. Luckily JEB!'s brother kept us safe.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

anime was right posted:

the same thing.

billions of people ARE going to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dta-T4C98Yk

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
holy gently caress

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Big Powerful Button That Works

is the label on a Garrison Comic as cartoon KJU labeled as "Nukes" in a buffoonish way pushes his and gets a boxing glove springing out from his desk as a chiseled Trump looks upon him being labeled "Strong Daddy"

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