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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

punchymcpunch posted:

this... this cant be right

it says

oh my god it says the president has LITERAL brain worms

God drat Sivana.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ScrubLeague posted:

holy gently caress isn't he giving a state of the union in like a week

I hope he just improvs it

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


PostNouveau posted:

I think the president's physician is supposed to be the Navy's top doctor, but he's the president so he can just tell that guy to buzz off and go see Dr. Sex Cake.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

HA i heard episode 9 suxxed but thats ridiculous

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ScrubLeague posted:

holy gently caress isn't he giving a state of the union in like a week

*checks notes* :yooge: gently caress the union

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ScrubLeague posted:

holy gently caress isn't he giving a state of the union in like a week

In this moment, I have never wanted anything more

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

I hope he just improvs it

how would you tell

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

That DICK! posted:

poll: the state of the union is

A. great
B. just great
c. like no ones ever seen
d. terrific folks

it's west virginia

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

TheBigAristotle posted:

The Most Dishonest & Corrupt Media Awards Of The Year... uh da week

hahahahaha

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


ScrubLeague posted:

holy gently caress isn't he giving a state of the union in like a week

yes but he'll rename it "state of the confederacy" after a phone call w/ bannon

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Zokari posted:

how would you tell

usually when Miller writes his speech he mentions blood like 4 times

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'm gonna start eating nothing but rice to help speed this poo poo up

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Good soup! posted:

Two days

Two loving days into the year and we are beyond hosed as a nation

I can't even feel despair, I've never been so resigned to just being like ok, yeah, we are all going to perish in a nuclear holocaust

God drat

best korea doesn’t have enough nukes to do anything but hit like 5-6 of our cities

way less than a full exchange would do since the 60s

but if other countries joined in

:murder:
:votegop:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

PostNouveau posted:

I think the president's physician is supposed to be the Navy's top doctor, but he's the president so he can just tell that guy to buzz off and go see Dr. Sex Cake.

ah yes, the surgeon admiral

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Seriously though what are Twitter's internal business discussions like every time their most famous user uses their platform to threaten to kill people?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

That DICK! posted:

usually when Miller writes his speech he mentions blood like 4 times

please keep Miller away from Thiel lest they collude together

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

holy this this owns he's actually gonna do a fake awards show

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792

Jesus loving Christ. It's the god damned Hunger Games brought to life.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
whats worse, trump or mass effect andromeda?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/948369018070564865

dear susan sarandon

gently caress you

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
West Virginia is getting it's monkey paw wish; the rest of the union will finally understand what it's like for them.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Samurai Sanders posted:

Seriously though what are Twitter's internal business discussions like every time their most famous user uses their platform to threaten to kill people?

He's famous.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

that dude has put his whole hand inside trumps rear end

multiple times

:aaaaa:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Samurai Sanders posted:

Seriously though what are Twitter's internal business discussions like every time their most famous user uses their platform to threaten to kill people?

two scoop rules

two scoops and yer out

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Guy Goodbody posted:

I hope he just improvs it

he can't read so it's guaranteed he will

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Sir Tonk posted:

whats worse, trump or mass effect andromeda?

give me a sec ok I'm thinking

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Reality Loser posted:

He's famous.
So there's no one who is like "huh...maybe this could bite us in the rear end someday"?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

drat that headshot of trump is even better than the others

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

ScrubLeague posted:

holy gently caress isn't he giving a state of the union in like a week

meh the last time he gave one of these speeches it was basically just blood & soil poo poo and he trashed every former president. As long as Miller is writing it, we're gonna get some very generic fascist nonsense.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

mormonpartyboat posted:

ah yes, the surgeon admiral

wikipedia posted:

As of March 2016, Rear Admiral (lower half) Ronny Jackson, MD, USN, is the incumbent White House doctor.

This is the motherfucker who's asleep at the wheel.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Sir Tonk posted:

whats worse, trump or mass effect andromeda?

this isn't fair and you know it

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Gringostar posted:

best korea doesn’t have enough nukes to do anything but hit like 5-6 of our cities

way less than a full exchange would do since the 60s

but if other countries joined in

:murder:
:votegop:

It's gonna be fuckin terrible, they will definitely try to hit NYC or DC, think of the hoagie and pizza places that I haven't tried yet that will be vaporized

We really are but transient guests

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Samurai Sanders posted:

Seriously though what are Twitter's internal business discussions like every time their most famous user uses their platform to threaten to kill people?

Meeting: Should we ban account X?

Person one: we predict we'll get the most impressions, and therefore money, if we (do|don't) ban that account.

Person two: ok, meeting adjourned

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i just imagine it like this

trump declares something, and slumps back in his big chair all smugly

and all the american people in the room go apeshit and some are even shouting right into his face while others are strangling each other

and he just has a stupid smugly superior look and is completely unfazed and stares right ahead, even through people as if there was a mirror there and nobody else does anything because the room is too chaotic

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/948369197888815104

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

PostNouveau posted:

This is the motherfucker who's asleep at the wheel.

that’s the problem

he’s only looking at trumps lower half

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

PostNouveau posted:

I think the president's physician is supposed to be the Navy's top doctor, but he's the president so he can just tell that guy to buzz off and go see Dr. Sex Cake.

hmmm lets see refill on adderall and a prostate massage or some stone faced white coat who wants to send u away 2 soros jail because they are w/ the deep state and the clinton foundation!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Samurai Sanders posted:

Seriously though what are Twitter's internal business discussions like every time their most famous user uses their platform to threaten to kill people?

Jack is an actual Nazi, so :lol:

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


PostNouveau posted:

This is the motherfucker who's asleep at the wheel.

why is only his lower half a doctor? that seem arbitrary even for the military

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Someone got ahold the internal twitter emails regarding milo and it's clear they have no loving clue

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

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