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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Ben Shapiro will absolutely be murdered by this doppelganger.

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slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Ben Shapiro will absolutely be murdered by this doppelganger.

That's definitely a sockpuppet account

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's Jews all the way down

My God, it's full of jews

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Darkman Fanpage posted:

stalin: known jew who did holodor but also persecuted the jews of the soviet union

A self-hating Jewish person? I've never heard of such a thing.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:


This guy is William Williams, an organizer for Stormer "book clubs" in Wichita Falls and DFW -- basically small social clubs for Daily Stormer readers. He lives in the small town of Bowie, which is in between those cities. He was also part of the security detail for the Daily Stormer's "Azzmador" at Cville and was part of the group that attacked the counter-protestors during the tiki parade on the night of Aug. 11.

There is a Hanging Tree Road in Bowie, which I'm sure he touches himself at night thinking about. Also Sunset is next door, while not originally named for it, used to be a sunset town.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/commiesona/status/948044008307216384

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
Speaking of the perfidious Israelites and their deceitful ways...

quote:

The Jewish attorney who Roy Moore's wife touted employing in an attempt to fight off claims of anti-Semitism is actually a longtime friend and supporter of Senator-elect Doug Jones, who defeated Moore last month.

Richard Jaffe is an Alabama defense attorney hired by the Moores to defend their son, Caleb Moore, against drug charges in 2016.

Jaffe told the Washington Examiner he has been close personal friends with Doug Jones for more than 30 years and he both contributed to, and raised money for, his campaign.

"There could not be a more passionate supporter of Doug than me!" Jaffe said.

The Birmingham-based lawyer walked alongside Jones as he took center stage to deliver his acceptance speech and plans to be in the Senate gallery on Wednesday as Jones is sworn in.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Majorian posted:

A self-hating Jewish person? I've never heard of such a thing.

except he wasnt jewish

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
georgians are the lost tribe

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
bro we're going to the Suicide Forest where people go to hang themselves

whoa it's the Suicide Forest bro this is so weird

holy poo poo it's a body. someone committed suicide in the Suicide Forest bro this is crazy -- are you getting this bro?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Ague Proof posted:

bro we're going to the Suicide Forest where people go to hang themselves

whoa it's the Suicide Forest bro this is so weird

holy poo poo it's a body. someone committed suicide in the Suicide Forest bro this is crazy -- are you getting this bro?

Is that guy a nazi?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

business hammocks posted:

Is that guy a nazi?

hes on youtube isnt he

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

business hammocks posted:

Is that guy a nazi?

apparently youtube shifted their focus to paul and his brother after pewdiepie nazi'd it up

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

quote:

... Paul appeared dead-set on personally rescuing people from flooded houses in Houston, something he said he wanted to do, several times over the course of his announcement. Yes, the star had set up a GoFundMe page and was selling a Harvey-themed T-shirt with the intention of donating proceeds to Harvey victims. But literally saving lives, on camera, would make for better footage.

Paul was in Texas by Tuesday night, and he almost immediately made the news for causing chaos. The star planned to bring drinking water to people in Houston and wanted to show the world the power of the Jake Paulers by enlisting local fans to fill up two U-Haul trucks with donations. He gave out the address for a Walmart parking lot and said he personally would be there to help collect any donations his fans could get there. According to at least one local media report, more than a thousand fans — many young teens and their parents — showed up. Police told the San Antonio Express-News that it doesn’t appear that Paul had coordinated his plan with Walmart ahead of time.

In his vlog about the donation drive, Paul shows the view from inside the car the moment he arrives. Gleeful fans with cellphones out charge at his car as he honks and yells, “Stay back!”

“Guys, the meetup is out of control,” Paul said later, into the camera. “We’re trying to get people supplies, but no one is really cooperating.”

Naturally, a bunch of people in the crowd were also vlogging Paul’s arrival in San Antonio, and these videos show more of the chaos than what is visible in Paul’s own account. One dad, there with his kids, filmed a crowd of young teenagers running into a ditch to get closer to Paul’s car, some dropping their water donations as they ran toward the star. Another series of videos shows Paul standing on top of the truck, trying — and mostly failing — to get the screaming crowd of teenagers to calm down. He seems overwhelmed.

“You guys are acting like animals!” Paul shouted from the top of his car, speaking without a microphone or megaphone. “Everyone calm down. We’re not here for a meet-and-greet. We’re here to get supplies to the people in Hurricane Harvey. How are we going to help them if you guys are just bombarding and punching each other? We’re here to get supplies into a U-Haul truck.”

Yet another video from the crowd shows fans climbing on top of the water scooters hooked up to the trailer of Paul’s truck as he drove through the crowd. (The team rented the personal watercraft, Paul had explained in his vlog, to get around in Houston to help with rescue efforts.) The kids, some standing precariously on the trailer rig while the car was moving, posed for selfies.

Paul later described the donation drive as “really chaotic” but “super successful.” He’d accomplished his goal: two fan-filled U-Haul trucks, packed with supplies. They unloaded the water at a food bank, a process Paul documented for his vlog the next day...


The Paul bros are already powerful

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

business hammocks posted:

Is that guy a nazi?

no he’s just someone with zero lack of self awareness and is a huge hit with younger kids. seriously the guy is a lunkhead

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I just realized that when I'm an old man, some disaster is going to strike, and while I'm being rescued from the debris of my home, I'll look up and see the blue hair and bright, augmented face of NeonRuby$$$tar as a micro-drone orbits next to his right ear, recording everything for an audience of hundreds of millions. Then he'll say "Wow! Mister! You almost didn't make it! Me and all my friends were worried about you and other at-risk survivors of this terrible disaster!"

And then I'll begin sobbing.

And then through my tears I'll say,

"Th...th...thank you... NeonRuby$$$tar... and all 200 million of his fans! For without you... I would be dead!"

"And please... like this video and subscribe to his Patreon!"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It seems the trick to selling something to the generation that's in middle school right now is to use enthusiastic faux-positive attitude to cover up what a malicious douchebag you are.

Worked for Pewdiepie
Worked for these idiots and their "crews"

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

lol really. i need to see the video, but from what i heard is he kinda just stood there and just kept rolling with his lovely unfunny shtick, he wansnt even "reporting" anyway.


Slim Jim Pickens posted:

The Paul bros are already powerful

he seems like a real douche.

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I just realized that when I'm an old man, some disaster is going to strike, and while I'm being rescued from the debris of my home, I'll look up and see the blue hair and bright, augmented face of NeonRuby$$$tar as a micro-drone orbits next to his right ear, recording everything for an audience of hundreds of millions. Then he'll say "Wow! Mister! You almost didn't make it! Me and all my friends were worried about you and other at-risk survivors of this terrible disaster!"

And then I'll begin sobbing.

And then through my tears I'll say,

"Th...th...thank you... NeonRuby$$$tar... and all 200 million of his fans! For without you... I would be dead!"

"And please... like this video and subscribe to his Patreon!"

lol

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

Paul Nehlen is extremely buttfrustrated at getting sidelined by Breitbart
https://twitter.com/pnehlen/status/948239570000257025

jews owe reparations for holodo... wait, what?

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I just realized that when I'm an old man, some disaster is going to strike, and while I'm being rescued from the debris of my home, I'll look up and see the blue hair and bright, augmented face of NeonRuby$$$tar as a micro-drone orbits next to his right ear, recording everything for an audience of hundreds of millions. Then he'll say "Wow! Mister! You almost didn't make it! Me and all my friends were worried about you and other at-risk survivors of this terrible disaster!"

And then I'll begin sobbing.

And then through my tears I'll say,

"Th...th...thank you... NeonRuby$$$tar... and all 200 million of his fans! For without you... I would be dead!"

"And please... like this video and subscribe to his Patreon!"

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

jews owe reparations for holodo... wait, what?

He was posting literal Nazi propaganda. Like, literally, the literal Nazis claimed the Holodomor was run by Jews to wipe out non-Jews and push their Jewish agenda.

Qu Appelle
Nov 3, 2005

"If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

Oh, the Crying Nazi is back.

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article...urce=vicenewsfb

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Good thing there is recent precedent for suing hashtags.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
He would probably have a better chance making money if he sued the concept of shame.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Fantastic Flyer posted:

He would probably have a better chance making money if he sued the concept of shame.

Shame has been dead for a couple decades and it's estate ran out of money not long after

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


koth is extremely good

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

jews owe reparations for holodo... wait, what?

I see you havent heard of Judeo-Bolshevism.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
being white and male only goes so far.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

This is the guy who has the crazy lawyer who dresses like Benjamin Franklin, right?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

business hammocks posted:

This is the guy who has the crazy lawyer who dresses like Benjamin Franklin, right?

yes, and his lawyer practices out of this shack. if you look close you can see his name up there



i have to imagine cantwell spoke to several attorneys until he found the one in a tricorner hat willign to make the case of "how do you know it wasnt water in my pepper spray bottle"

ill at least give it to his lawyer that his shack is handicap accessible

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

cumshitter posted:

yes, and his lawyer practices out of this shack. if you look close you can see his name up there



i have to imagine cantwell spoke to several attorneys until he found the one in a tricorner hat willign to make the case of "how do you know it wasnt water in my pepper spray bottle"

ill at least give it to his lawyer that his shack is handicap accessible

that’s just a cardboard front pretending to be a building like in those westerns, surely

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I love the ramp. I’m sure he definitely didn’t try to fight ADA compliance requests from the zoning board to get it there.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

cumshitter posted:

yes, and his lawyer practices out of this shack. if you look close you can see his name up there



i have to imagine cantwell spoke to several attorneys until he found the one in a tricorner hat willign to make the case of "how do you know it wasnt water in my pepper spray bottle"

ill at least give it to his lawyer that his shack is handicap accessible

I know a lot of people thought Elmer was too absurd to be a believable character, but I'm glad the editor decided to leave him as is.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

business hammocks posted:

I love the ramp. I’m sure he definitely didn’t try to fight ADA compliance requests from the zoning board to get it there.

First thing I noticed, too.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



I love watching these guys disappear up their own asses on wings of incomprehensible jargon. :angel:

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

quote:

The complaint also refers to a few other unnamed individuals, including “Beanyman,” “a short white male with a beard,” and “Undersleeves"

:lol:

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

cumshitter posted:

yes, and his lawyer practices out of this shack. if you look close you can see his name up there



i have to imagine cantwell spoke to several attorneys until he found the one in a tricorner hat willign to make the case of "how do you know it wasnt water in my pepper spray bottle"

ill at least give it to his lawyer that his shack is handicap accessible

I'm the off center text

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Dec 28, 2009

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business hammocks posted:

I love the ramp. I’m sure he definitely didn’t try to fight ADA compliance requests from the zoning board to get it there.

He probably needed a wheelchair himself once.

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