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VanSandman posted:Finedom: Dom, but you tell them things will be fine and aren’t mean about it. don't stop i'm almost there
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Yeah, you LIKE it when everything’s going to be okay, don’t you? Look at you. Content. Reassured. Safe. Mmn. I’m going to softly whisper to you about how I’m here to hold you no matter what life throws our way and you’re going to listen.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 09:50 |
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Followup from the guy with the pedo dad:quote:To follow up on the step-daughter situation, I told my girlfriend on the ride home and she was as demolished as I was. She questioned me on all of the scenarios that I thought about the last 24 hours and came to the same conclusions I did. I'm going to talk to an ex criminal psychologist today, who I trust, and see what the next move is. She goes back to school this week, so she's at her dad and stepmom's house until Friday night. The weirdest thing about this to me is that a guy whose computer may or may not contain child porn of his stepdaughter would let someone else do maintenance on it involving checking out large files without doing a just-in-case check on it beforehand quote:On New Year’s Eve, like most people, I got very drunk and very horny. As usual, assuming everything is true: Take whatever protection the police are willing to give you. This girl is probably not a master criminal, and if they've found her parents they're tracking her down. You'll probably be okay. Good luck, though!
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 13:57 |
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Maybe take a quiet vacation for a week, but watch out for cars following you
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 14:17 |
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Nice humble brag about sexually satisfying a girl, you loser.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 14:24 |
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got any sevens posted:Maybe take a quiet vacation for a week, lol imagine if even like 20% of americans could do this
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 14:57 |
lmao holy poo poo that letter is terrifying Here's my advice. Your old life is over get the hell out of there!!
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 15:31 |
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loquacius posted:Followup from the guy with the pedo dad: We keep getting these sorts of stories about dumbass pedos getting caught, but what if the stupid ones are just the tip of the iceberg and there are ten times as many pedos who meticulously cover their tracks and get away with it? I'm scared now.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 16:00 |
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"Hi I'm a huge pussy and I'm scared of a girl."
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 16:10 |
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yeah ok “I have a mailbox” nice humblebrag bitch
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 16:14 |
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Worst case scenario you get killed by a woman and get turned into a Lifetime movie of the week. Maybe David Schwimmer will play you.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 16:16 |
RCarr posted:"Hi I'm a huge pussy and I'm scared of a girl."
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 16:18 |
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Jim Barris posted:Here lies RCarr, he wasn't afraid of a girl and then she stabbed him. Cary and conceal friendo
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 16:36 |
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Jim Barris posted:Here lies RCarr, he wasn't afraid of a girl and then she stabbed him. Doesn't matter, had sex
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 16:41 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Cary and conceal friendo Nice humblebrag about your dick
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 17:29 |
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loquacius posted:Followup from the guy with the pedo dad: Nah, people are dumb. Really loving dumb and that goes triple when computers are involved. Remember Gary Glitter? Even after that was in all the papers for so long, people still do the same poo poo. Late 2017, a UK MP has porn all over a work laptop. This will not stop happening because horny, guilty people make terrible decisions.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 17:50 |
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If you ever think "nobody is that stupid" about something involving computers, you will be proven wrong eventually. Just look at that thaddeus guy who openly posted on facebook about carrying CP around with him and he wasn't even joking (although i think the "it was just a joke" thing was his defense for having it). Crazy girl goon: just use common sense. Keep your doors and windows locked, do what you're already doing and keep the police informed of any updates, and hope you don't die. Do not try and talk to her and get her to calm down, just pretend like she never existed and let every attempt she makes at getting to you be met with the law. The more you give in to her "hunt" thing and act afraid the more she'll pursue it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 18:05 |
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I hope he rawdogged it and she got preggers
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 18:09 |
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Crazy Girl goon: A big part of security and feeling secure is having some kind of routine where you ensure you are actually secure. Make it a habit before you go to bed to ensure all the doors and windows are locked. I don't just mean look at the locks either, check that poo poo. Lock your door then try to open it or give the window a tug after securing it. If you feel that isn't enough sleep with a non-bladed weapon that isn't a firearm near your bed. It's hard to seriously injure yourself with a blunt weapon and unless you have training/experience of waking up and immediately going into action you will probably hurt yourself more than the intruder. Maybe go outside your home and take a look around to see where someone could get in. If there is a tree branch someone could use to get to the second floor cut that bitch off. Be sure to check doors and windows again while outside to make sure you didn't miss anything. You won't make your home impregnable but you can make it hard enough to get in she either won't bother or you'll buy yourself some time. The devil is always in the details when it comes to security. I guess outside of your home be more aware of your surroundings. Work with the police too. As much as I hate police and know there is ample evidence to disprove what I'm about to say, they are professionals who are trained to deal with this. Trust them. Otherwise if she does attack you you'll at least have a cool story to tell later. Good luck and stay safe one night stand ghost.
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limp_cheese posted:If there is a tree branch someone could use to get to the second floor cut that bitch off. Cut the branch half way through, that way when she's up there it'll break, and she'll come crashing to earth, crippling her. Good luck stalking anyone from a wheelchair, you crazy wheelchair bitch!!
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:42 |
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wesleywillis posted:Cut the branch half way through, that way when she's up there it'll break, and she'll come crashing to earth, crippling her. Good luck stalking anyone from a wheelchair, you crazy wheelchair bitch!! If every angry Republican I knew in the 90s was correct, you could get sued for this
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loquacius posted:If every angry Republican I knew in the 90s was correct, you could get sued for this I will never forget being told that if you hit an attacker in the face, you could be sued for attempting to disfigure them
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:52 |
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limp_cheese posted:Crazy Girl goon: A big part of security and feeling secure is having some kind of routine where you ensure you are actually secure. Make it a habit before you go to bed to ensure all the doors and windows are locked. I don't just mean look at the locks either, check that poo poo. Lock your door then try to open it or give the window a tug after securing it. If you feel that isn't enough sleep with a non-bladed weapon that isn't a firearm near your bed. It's hard to seriously injure yourself with a blunt weapon and unless you have training/experience of waking up and immediately going into action you will probably hurt yourself more than the intruder. Maybe go outside your home and take a look around to see where someone could get in. If there is a tree branch someone could use to get to the second floor cut that bitch off. Be sure to check doors and windows again while outside to make sure you didn't miss anything. You won't make your home impregnable but you can make it hard enough to get in she either won't bother or you'll buy yourself some time. The devil is always in the details when it comes to security. You can also get little battery powered sticky alarms that go off if the window is opened or vibrates too much. Like $20 on Amazon or whatever, you can probably get them at Wal-Mart.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 21:04 |
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If you got her to orgasm through penetrative sex, you should probably marry her tbh
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 21:21 |
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I just ate some dry granola because i've been drinking and was too lazy to go buy milk or yoghurt at near 11pm
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:46 |
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Water works.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:50 |
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Jose posted:I just ate some dry granola because i've been drinking and was too lazy to go buy milk or yoghurt at near 11pm Sir this is a McDonald's drive thru.
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Jose posted:I just ate some dry granola because i've been drinking and was too lazy to go buy milk or yoghurt at near 11pm Have you considered beating the granola to death with a baseball bat after giving it a penetrative orgasm?
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:47 |
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Jose posted:I just ate some dry granola because i've been drinking and was too lazy to go buy milk or yoghurt at near 11pm A granola farts in he own mouth, a shameful granola.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Have you considered beating the granola to death with a baseball bat after giving it a penetrative orgasm? Yes, but unrelated to the thread.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 03:03 |
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#2 from the guy with the stalker hookup:quote:The Florida number was her parents, who supposedly haven’t spoken to her in about a month, but are very wealthy and still pay her bills despite her being an adult. For the record, Therapy Goon consistently used a password from the first message to the last. It was, at the very least, a single person sending all of them, even if that does not necessarily make them true quote:I’m a 26 year old virgin who has been participating in no-fap for about 2 years in the hopes of getting laid. yeah please don't tell anyone about that other than possibly a therapist, jesus H I don't really understand what not masturbating is supposed to get you w/r/t getting laid anyway; my advice is to cut that all out immediately and try to get out of the house more and for the love of god please do not propose to your mother that you set up a non-romantic relationship where you pay her for titfucks
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:04 |
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Yeah I don't see how no fap does anything to get you dates. Women are looking for dudes that are cool and interesting and lol if you think your dick status is that. You would have been better off jerking it and working on yourself personality or appearance wise for two years lmao Also the incest fetish is loving gross don't admit that to anyone ever unless they are a therapist. ESPECIALLY not to your poor mom, WTF make you think she'd be up for that. I feel bad for her raising such an idiot Xun fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Ok stalker goon seems fake unless you live in like New Hampshire or Rhode Island. You are describing a $100,000 security detail right now so unless you are rich, white, and live in a place where cops have nothing better to do, then I’m calling bullshit. Incest Goon: there’s no coming back from that conversation, but I am DYING to know why you’d think your mom would let you gently caress her for money? How do you imagine that conversation going? I promise you your mom would be disgusted and heartbroken and if your dad was still alive he’d either beat the shot out of you or just disown you for being a pervert. Also I’m super confused, you don’t jack it but you watch porn all the time? Do you understand the testerone/hornone imbalance you are putting yourself through? No wonder you are hyper sexualizing your mother, your brain probably can’t breathe through all your stymied sexual behavior. Edit: WAIT U STILL LIVE AT HOME! My dude, this is basically a form of suicide you are contemplating. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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loquacius posted:#2 from the guy with the stalker hookup: Wow, I'm torn between wanting this to be real and hoping that it isn't.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:56 |
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do it, no fap goon
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Bust Rodd posted:Also I’m super confused, you don’t jack it but you watch porn all the time? Do you understand the testerone/hornone imbalance you are putting yourself through? No wonder you are hyper sexualizing your mother, your brain probably can’t breathe through all your stymied sexual behavior. This is why I said "try to get out of the house more," my theory is that his mom is the only woman he talks to regularly and his hosed-up body chemistry is not responding well Keeping from masturbating for years, with the goal of getting laid by someone anyone, seems like the worst strategy I can think of. You'll come off as desperate and thirsty and frustrated, which is actually not a turn-on, and then even if you do manage to get someone into bed all the sexual hangups you obviously have will torpedo your performance. And then to top it off if you're only talking to your parents anyway, what even is the point Relax and let yourself touch your dick, anon
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:12 |
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So I also have an undercover cop in my office, a different one who rides the bus with me, and they also patrol my apartment building 24 hrs a day since about 6 pm yesterday. uh right
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quote:I am considering mentioning this to my mother and perhaps starting a non-romantic sexual relationship (ie I pay her for handjobs or titfucks) since I don’t see me losing my virginity anytime soon. I realize this sounds weird, though, to some of the more close-minded among us. Let us know how that goes, sport
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:33 |
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Just do some Mom role play with your first partner and explain your wet dream + porn habits to them it’ll work out trust me
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Can someone direct me to the SA open minded mom/son incest subforum? tia
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