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What fuckin' world are we bringing the next generation into
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The most recent Bachelorette season had the first ever African-American Bachelorette, which was cool. But also the producers got a guy who was a massive racist and devoted multiple episodes to him being being a racist douche to the other contestants which was super gross and awful.
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The really awful thing is that this show exists at all.
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Well someone on The Bachelor is earning their paycheck. They put all four Laurens in the same limo at the start of the show.
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Somfin posted:What fuckin' world are we bringing the next generation into Something about that picture seems about 10 years old. They probably have their own kids now.
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CommissarMega posted:I refuse to believe that this is real Same. Who the gently caress doesn't know the difference between could and good?
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Trauma Dog 3000 posted:yikes I’m abuela smiling in the back.
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Internet Wizard posted:The most recent Bachelorette season had the first ever African-American Bachelorette, which was cool. But also the producers got a guy who was a massive racist and devoted multiple episodes to him being being a racist douche to the other contestants which was super gross and awful. why the gently caress are you watching it
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I keep on lurking this tread for trainwrecky goodness and have come to the realization that I rarely contribute to a thread that has offered me such joy, so my new years resolution is to give back to the community.quote:This week daddy and I explored more of our relationship which is something I am really enjoying. Daddy gave me an enema and double diapered me and put on a locking diaper cover. Having the water in me and knowing what was coming was scary but the way daddy stood behind me and talked in my ear made me feel so safe and calm. Daddy put a timer on and gave me ways to get out of it which I was desperate for but being honest I wanted the lose of control I crave it even though it scares me I want daddy to over power me to have full control. Daddy led me to the lounge but I was nervous to sit down so I went to my kitty bed and within a few minutes I couldn't hold back and had an accident so daddy took me outside to walk around for a bit which caused me to have bigger accident which caused me to blush and get tears of embarrassment and all I wanted was to hold onto daddy so we went back inside. When we got in daddy sat on the couch and I sat in my kitty bed and held onto daddy for comfort and protection as I was messing. Daddy talked to me and told me how little I am and how I have no control and how he would always protect me and look after me and I felt so small and volurnable which I haven't felt before but was the most amazing feeling to have someone I trust someone I would give my life for and someone who in my own little way I love see me in such a way that I never knew I could be that I didn't know I needed or craved was an amazing experience that I will always treasure. Holding daddy close and having him talk to me as I messed made my head go fuzzy like we were the only people in the world like nothing else mattered all my fears were flushed away. During our time together we also spent time out together exploring new places and daddy cooked amazing food for us. Seeing daddy do something he loves and brings him joy makes me the happiest to see his face light up just makes me melt and want to make him feel like that all the time I can't imagine life without him he has my heart. During our time I also had some accidents which turned into punishments one was a spanking and another enema while role playing as a school girl which I have never roleplayed but through it daddy reminded me it isn't real that it is play so that helped me lots. Another punishment was daddy figging me which stung and I was tempted to hide the ginger from him but I didn't. During the punishment daddy reminded me I have safe words which made me happy that he cared how I was feeling he also spanked me which made me hurt more but I held onto daddy and gave him eye contact as I was crying and he made me feel better after he took it out he did amazing after care and held me as I cried in his arms. Between everything we did I got a butt plug in and I was happy to get to make daddy cum and played with the vibrator all up it was an amazing time and I want to do so much more
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Breetai posted:I keep on lurking this tread for trainwrecky goodness and have come to the realization that I rarely contribute to a thread that has offered me such joy, so my new years resolution is to give back to the community. If only Daddy told her to use punctuation...
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I got to the word enema and just noped right the gently caress outta there. I think my limits for aug have been slowly decreasing, I don't read half the stuff posted in this thread anymore. Don't know why I even keep it bookmarked.
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Breetai posted:so my new years resolution is to give back to the community. pls no
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So lemme get this straight... was that a chastity diaper?  E: Also just looked up "figging".... 
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I am not going to Google figging, but I want to know.
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Leavemywife posted:I am not going to Google figging, but I want to know. Ancient torture method where you put a piece of ginger in to someone's urethra for unimaginable urethral pain. 1000 years later or w/e some people do it for fun.
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describe figging for me but do it using only euphemisms please. pretend your mary poppins describing figging to the banks children at bed time
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burn you knob, burn your knob.. tuppence a bag
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Slugnoid posted:describe figging for me but do it using only euphemisms please. pretend your mary poppins describing figging to the banks children at bed time Ancient method to make someone unhappy by doing bad (but filled with Asian zest) things to their special holes.
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Slugnoid posted:describe figging for me but do it using only euphemisms please. pretend your mary poppins describing figging to the banks children at bed time Ohhhh, a, sound full of ginger makes the urethra go "burn", in the most exciting way! thepopmonster has a new favorite as of 13:54 on Jan 3, 2018 |
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Count Uvula posted:Ancient torture method where you put a piece of ginger in to someone's urethra for unimaginable urethral pain. 1000 years later or w/e some people do it for fun. I think it's safer to say less than a year. Or even before it was used for torture.
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I wonder if it hurts more putting the ginger in your butt or your peehole
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Your urethra is tighter, so there'd be more contact between the ginger and your mucous membranes, but the buttle has more nerve endings than the urethra, so you'd feel the sensation more. It's a wash, honestly.
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Breetai posted:I keep on lurking this tread for trainwrecky goodness and have come to the realization that I rarely contribute to a thread that has offered me such joy, so my new years resolution is to give back to the community. I like to imagine the more banal side of these people's relationships (presuming they actually exist, which I feel like half of them don't). Like, picturing these two people having to fight over bank statements or what to watch on television. "You can't use this credit card anymore for Amazon. It's like, you go out and buy whatever and then we don't have anything left for groceries." "B-but, daddy, I wanted -" "I'm loving serious, Joanne."
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gently caress me, this thread. Also Breetai keep your diary entries to yourself in future. Also also I though figging was sticking the ginger up your bum not the eye of your cock.
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monkeytennis posted:gently caress me, this thread. Also Breetai keep your diary entries to yourself in future. Same.
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Figging means sticking a piece of ginger up your rear end, not your cock. People like it because it burns real good, but it stops right away when you take it out. It was never a torture method, it's something they did to get old horses to perk up. Jeeze. This is entry level stuff, people.
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Okay. Get this. What if you had a ginger dildo?
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Ziv Zulander posted:Figging means sticking a piece of ginger up your rear end, not your cock. People like it because it burns real good, but it stops right away when you take it out. It was never a torture method, it's something they did to get old horses to perk up. I feel like there's probably lots of women throughout history that would disagree it was never a method of torture, at least if my cursory search proves accurate..
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Brawnfire posted:I feel like there's probably lots of women throughout history that would disagree it was never a method of torture, at least if my cursory search proves accurate.. Huh, you'd be right  Learn something new everyday, I guess
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Ziv Zulander posted:This is entry level stuff, people. Literally!
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Trabant posted:Literally! 
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Trabant posted:Literally! Ouch!
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BRB, going to stick an entire dirty chopstick up my dickhole.
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putting ginger in your rear end is supposed to make it taste better when someone rims you, it's called a dark and stormy
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Solice Kirsk posted:BRB, going to stick an entire dirty chopstick up my dickhole. Make sure it is one of those cheap bamboo ones. No good without the splintering (according to a friend).
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Trig Discipline posted:putting ginger in your rear end is supposed to make it taste better when someone rims you, it's called a dark and stormy 
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Ziv Zulander posted:Figging means sticking a piece of ginger up your rear end, not your cock. People like it because it burns real good, but it stops right away when you take it out. It was never a torture method, it's something they did to get old horses to perk up. Wikipedia says that's called gingering. 
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