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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Captain_Maclaine posted:

New book out which goes into hilarious detail about the pack of lightweights, sycophants, grifters, and general fuckups that made up the Trump campaign and continue to make up the Trump whitehouse, including many specific quotes from everyone's favorite ambulatory canker sore about how much he despises almost literally everyone else involved, and why.

“What’s up with Steve?” Kushner began to ask. “I don’t understand. We were so close.”

The very first EO, in his view, had to be a crackdown on immigration. After all, it was one of Trump’s core campaign promises. Plus, Bannon knew, it was an issue that made liberals batshit mad.

When Scarborough ventured his opinion that the immigration order might have been handled better, Trump turned defensive and derisive, plunging into a long monologue about how well things had gone. “I could have invited Hannity!” he told Scarborough.
...
“Bannon?” said the president, jumping on his son-in-law. “That wasn’t Bannon’s idea. That was my idea. It’s the Trump way, not the Bannon way.”

Kushner, going concave, retreated from the discussion.
...
“I can marry you! I’m an internet Unitarian minister,” Kushner, otherwise an Orthodox Jew, said suddenly.

“What?” said the president. “What are you talking about? Why would they want you to marry them when I could marry them? When they could be married by the president! At Mar-a-Lago!”
...
Between themselves, the two had made an earnest deal: If sometime in the future the opportunity arose, she’d be the one to run for president. The first woman president, Ivanka entertained, would not be Hillary Clinton; it would be Ivanka Trump.

Bannon, who had coined the term “Jarvanka” that was now in ever greater use in the White House, was horrified when the couple’s deal was reported to him. “They didn’t say that?” he said. “Stop. Oh, come on. They didn’t actually say that? Please don’t tell me that. Oh my God.”
...
Trump, in fact, found the White House to be vexing and even a little scary. He retreated to his own bedroom — the first time since the Kennedy White House that a presidential couple had maintained separate rooms. In the first days, he ordered two television screens in addition to the one already there, and a lock on the door, precipitating a brief standoff with the Secret Service, who insisted they have access to the room. He ­reprimanded the housekeeping staff for picking up his shirt from the floor: “If my shirt is on the floor, it’s because I want it on the floor.” Then he imposed a set of new rules: Nobody touch anything, especially not his toothbrush. (He had a longtime fear of being poisoned, one reason why he liked to eat at McDonald’s — nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade.) Also, he would let housekeeping know when he wanted his sheets done, and he would strip his own bed.

If he was not having his 6:30 dinner with Steve Bannon, then, more to his liking, he was in bed by that time with a cheeseburger, watching his three screens and making phone calls — the phone was his true contact point with the world — to a small group of friends, who charted his rising and falling levels of agitation through the evening and then compared notes with one another.
...
Having dispensed with Zucker, the president of the United States went on to speculate on what was involved with a golden shower

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Steve Bannon... welcome to the #resistance.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
seems to me that this may fracture the alt right some more. good times.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dapper_Swindler posted:

seems to me that this may fracture the alt right some more. good times.

It won't. All that God Emperor talk isn't a joke, they will take Trumps side in any conflict with little to no loss of cohesion.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Pro-Trump sentiment isn't universal among this crew. The Trad Workers and Hunter Wallace gave up on him awhile ago.

Example: http://www.occidentaldissent.com/2018/01/03/trump-train-crashes-steve-bannon-and-donald-trump-publicly-turn-on-each-other/

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 21:06 on Jan 3, 2018

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

zegermans posted:

It won't. All that God Emperor talk isn't a joke, they will take Trumps side in any conflict with little to no loss of cohesion.

i didnt mean kill it. it seems to me that some are still more loyal to bannon(the true believer) then trump. i doubt it will do any true damage but lol.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Ague Proof posted:

Also, he would let housekeeping know when he wanted his sheets done, and he would strip his own bed.

Boy has still not figured out that you leave the cum in a tube sock and not your bed.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i didnt mean kill it. it seems to me that some are still more loyal to bannon(the true believer) then trump. i doubt it will do any true damage but lol.

they're not actually loyal to anyone except those who will stroke their insecurities and tell them it's actually someone else's fault

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Boy has still not figured out that you leave the cum in a tube sock and not your bed.

it's piss

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Boy has still not figured out that you leave the cum in a tube sock and not your bed.

I have to assume when he says "strip his own bed" he really means "have my body man strip the bed" because I can't picture Trump exerting physical effort to do a simple chore.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/948601992926068737

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Ague Proof posted:

“What’s up with Steve?” Kushner began to ask. “I don’t understand. We were so close.”

The very first EO, in his view, had to be a crackdown on immigration. After all, it was one of Trump’s core campaign promises. Plus, Bannon knew, it was an issue that made liberals batshit mad.

When Scarborough ventured his opinion that the immigration order might have been handled better, Trump turned defensive and derisive, plunging into a long monologue about how well things had gone. “I could have invited Hannity!” he told Scarborough.
...
“Bannon?” said the president, jumping on his son-in-law. “That wasn’t Bannon’s idea. That was my idea. It’s the Trump way, not the Bannon way.”

Kushner, going concave, retreated from the discussion.
...
“I can marry you! I’m an internet Unitarian minister,” Kushner, otherwise an Orthodox Jew, said suddenly.

“What?” said the president. “What are you talking about? Why would they want you to marry them when I could marry them? When they could be married by the president! At Mar-a-Lago!”
...
Between themselves, the two had made an earnest deal: If sometime in the future the opportunity arose, she’d be the one to run for president. The first woman president, Ivanka entertained, would not be Hillary Clinton; it would be Ivanka Trump.

Bannon, who had coined the term “Jarvanka” that was now in ever greater use in the White House, was horrified when the couple’s deal was reported to him. “They didn’t say that?” he said. “Stop. Oh, come on. They didn’t actually say that? Please don’t tell me that. Oh my God.”
...
Trump, in fact, found the White House to be vexing and even a little scary. He retreated to his own bedroom — the first time since the Kennedy White House that a presidential couple had maintained separate rooms. In the first days, he ordered two television screens in addition to the one already there, and a lock on the door, precipitating a brief standoff with the Secret Service, who insisted they have access to the room. He ­reprimanded the housekeeping staff for picking up his shirt from the floor: “If my shirt is on the floor, it’s because I want it on the floor.” Then he imposed a set of new rules: Nobody touch anything, especially not his toothbrush. (He had a longtime fear of being poisoned, one reason why he liked to eat at McDonald’s — nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade.) Also, he would let housekeeping know when he wanted his sheets done, and he would strip his own bed.

If he was not having his 6:30 dinner with Steve Bannon, then, more to his liking, he was in bed by that time with a cheeseburger, watching his three screens and making phone calls — the phone was his true contact point with the world — to a small group of friends, who charted his rising and falling levels of agitation through the evening and then compared notes with one another.
...
Having dispensed with Zucker, the president of the United States went on to speculate on what was involved with a golden shower

good confirmation trump spends a good portion of his days in front of a tv watching fox, getting angry, then sending out tweets.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)


what does a bureaucratic gerontocracy led by careerists who dream of betraying the public to get rich have to do with the soviet union? :thunk:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

the thing about all these people is they all hate each other and just use one another to elevate their own statuses. the new right is absolutely full of grifters.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Darkman Fanpage posted:

good confirmation trump spends a good portion of his days in front of a tv watching fox, getting angry, then sending out tweets.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Darkman Fanpage posted:

the thing about all these people is they all hate each other and just use one another to elevate their own statuses. the new right is absolutely full of grifters.

It's especially funny because Posobiec is one of the few people in the world more stupid and repulsive than Weird Mike.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
I love that so many people whose surnames alone would have convinced schoolyard kids fifty years ago to kick two pounds of poo poo out of them are fighting for a white ethnostate.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/esquire/status/948626712430080002

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Oh speaking of MPC, they do make cogent points about the alt-right in general. These posts also remind me as to why I think the reactionary right often gets at the "anomie" problem, which is something IMO the left has trouble with.

quote:

Quoting Mike Cernovich:

Lifting/bodybuilding is my passion. If I could, I would train every day for hours a day. (I would need to use a lot of drugs to do that, which is the reason I don’t.)

An ideal day would have me get up, drink gourmet coffee, write/blog/answer Tweets/forum questions for a few hours, train hard for a couple of hours, eat a huge meal, eat another huge meal, and then go back to doing stuff on the net. Have sex and then sleep for 10 hours.

That’s my “dream day.”

quote:

I know it's passé for MPC by now, but it's worth noting what a self-centered fantasy Cernovich has. It isn't just that all of these activities are selfish (that's a common feature of all such fantasies). In Cernovich's fantasy he is a glutton to his own desires, sex at his own convenience, a gratuitous amount of sleep, hours spent posing as the alpha male at the gym. Eat pray love sleep. A caveman could do it. I'm sure Cernovich would claim that he's just honest about what people really value*, but what a hollow set it is. Hugh Hefner's perfect day wouldn't be that different. Where do other people figure it?

Would anyone here imagine a heaven so unfulfilling? I suspect the whole concept of "my perfect day" is inherently vain, but does it have to be so meaningless? Most people here, I suspect, would imagine their perfect days spent with family and the company of others. Without friends the whole idea is an exercise in finding the perfect way to masturbate.

* The attitude that man is degraded but at least we're honest about it is increasingly common online. I see it in both the nihilists of the right and the ironycels of the left. When modern life no longer means anything it's very tempting to see oneself as above it all, someone who understands those ugly truths that normies just won't admit. At this point I've over-analyzed a very flippant remark by some e-celeb, but I think it's a good example of a broader cynicism in the body politic. This attitude has no positive vision for the future and will fuel instability as culture swings between different kinds of nihilism.

quote:

I was just thinking about making a post on the same lines.

The thing that strikes me is how alienated and alone this fantasy is. His fantasy only ever involves another person for sex, the rest is alienated tweeting, solo writing, lifting at the gym with his earbuds in, and sleep. I somehow also doubt that his fantasized sex is some deeply bonded Sting-style tantric lovemaking.

My perfect day would probably just be all the people I care about gathered together in one area, probably with some good food, kids running around playing, conversations with people I know and love. Maybe doing something nice like taking everyone to the French countryside-and even that's rooted in a desire to do something for these PEOPLE.

It's a social mindset vs an alienated bugman mindset that hot swaps lifting for cardio and nationalist pablum for globalist pablum. It isn't even narcissism- a narcissist would want people praising him, admiring him. His ideal day would involve everyone he knows talking about what a great guy the narcissist is. Which makes this more tragic- a narcissist is still engaged in the social superstructure- in a parasitic and harmful way, yes. But their emotional wellbeing is still rooted in social approval.

Cernovith is anomie personified. He is so far from a normal social structure that he isn't even aware of what is missing.
Which is hilarious that they seem to backing Trump over Bannon, considering that this is the society-of-the-spectacle freak that they're backing:

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 21:46 on Jan 3, 2018

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

esquire should tell him to grow the beard back

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Oh speaking of MPC, they do make cogent points about the alt-right in general. These posts also remind me as to why I think the reactionary right often gets at the "anomie" problem, which is something IMO the left has trouble with.



Which is hilarious that they seem to backing Trump over Bannon, considering that this is the society-of-the-spectacle freak that they're backing:

It's weird how cogent these guys are given that they're Nazis

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

StashAugustine posted:

It's weird how cogent these guys are given that they're Nazis

Well, tbf they ain't using their brainpower for anything else.

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

The blind spots of these people are incredible. It's hilarious hearing someone like weev ranting about "dysgenics" and "masculinity", when he's this short, weak nerd doughboy who deliberately chose a career that involves sitting his rear end for +10 hours in front of a computer screen. The majority of their leaders, from Yavin to Anglin, are all types who'd get chucked into the metaphorical spartan baby pit if any serious selective system were in place.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/948657782651146240

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

what's weird is his mom said he was partially jewish back during the AT&T/Apple hack when he got arrested

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Wow Laura Loomer is really cra-

https://twitter.com/barbVT802/status/948660307110580224

https://twitter.com/AuntieVodka/status/948660571100106753

https://twitter.com/Trooper445/status/948660169310920704

:ughh:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



I train my guns on everyone as I back out of the room, screaming at these maniacs I've suddenly realized are surrounding me on all sides. None of them are my Supervisor.

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

Andrew Auschwitzheimer

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deYpV85D30g

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Weev has so many hilarious quotes because he's posting literally all the time.

But my favorite is either "I was thinking very seriously about this, so I got on My Posting Carrier" or "I got banned because I was simply too good at making racist jokes".

augias
Apr 7, 2009


cant spell ashkenazi without the nazi!

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/jerthorne/status/947396971274178560

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


StashAugustine posted:

It's weird how cogent these guys are given that they're Nazis

they’ve accurately diagnosed the major failings of modern society, it’s just that they’re totally off base on the cause and therefore their proposed solution is a nightmare

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
The thread icon is especially relevent given Netanyahu's blatant courting of the alt-right

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

they’ve accurately diagnosed the major failings of modern society, it’s just that they’re totally off base on the cause and therefore their proposed solution is a nightmare

Who was it that said anti-Semitism is socialism for fools

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/antifa_ne/status/948682210084876288

StashAugustine posted:

Who was it that said anti-Semitism is socialism for fools
Moishe Postone?

no wait it was August Bebel, commonly attributed

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

so... close...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

how crazy that the navy is flying a plane from one of their bases to one of their other bases!

Darkman Fanpage has issued a correction as of 00:38 on Jan 4, 2018

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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

I sat through that entire JFG/Warski/Destiny video. Dear loving God almighty that Warski kid is overwhelmingly stupid.

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