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Holy poo poo this loving book owns!! It is really loving weird that people like Trump share Hitlers crippling fear of being poisoned. Like, is that just a megalomaniac thing?
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veiled boner fuel posted:Trump vs 2 filet o fish, 2 Big Macs, 2 large fries, 1 chocolate malted: TRUMP WON normally when i see a fat rich guy i assume he's fat because he has 24/7 access to the best steak money can buy but no such case with donny two scoops
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Jan 3, 2018 23:02
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friendbot2000 posted:Holy poo poo this loving book owns!! It is really loving weird that people like Trump share Hitlers crippling fear of being poisoned. Like, is that just a megalomaniac thing? Guy obsessed with control who habitually shits on the thousands of people who make every little aspect of his life possible. Trump imagines he'd poison Trump, if he had to work for himself, and is confused and disgusted by everyone else's failure to even try.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Huckabee Sanders has the least symmetrical face ever, lol. I really don't get why she's so consistently awful. Just by law of averages you'd expect her coin flip to come up on the good face half the time.
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Jan 3, 2018 23:04
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lol I'm not a chud you idiot
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friendbot2000 posted:Holy poo poo this loving book owns!! It is really loving weird that people like Trump share Hitlers crippling fear of being poisoned. Like, is that just a megalomaniac thing? its a p common thing with autocrats since forever, but getting poisoned by your underlings is a more legitimate concern if youre the fuhrer or some mesopotamian king than if youre a president in 2018 although trump would fit right in with some of the weirder roman emperors, so if anyone is going to bring it back into style its him
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So alpha. Can you guys believe how alpha this is? I just can't get over the ALPHAness of our dear leader.
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Sport loving your friend's wives is very Christian.
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lol the book is already #1 on Amazon and it doesn't come out for a week.
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nooneofconsequence posted:lol the book is already #1 on Amazon and it doesn't come out for a week. 
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nooneofconsequence posted:lol the book is already #1 on Amazon and it doesn't come out for a week.
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only they're poor
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Hmboooll my balls have inflated to the size of weather balloons and carried be into orbit today.
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Everyone thought it was going to be lil Kim that makes trump push the giant red candy-like button but it's gonna be a book on amazon.
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Sifting out the braggadocio, the only part of this that I believe is that the girls at 3 were real and that Trump is a pimp.
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Nothing makes your friends wives wet like having them listening into a conversation where you agree to fly in prostitutes for your buddy. Seriously if this tactic actually worked it can only mean that trump just raped the lady and then fabricated the whole scenario to look like he's some evil PUA genius.
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Over There posted:TRUMP WON The worst Chinese restaurant ever.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Nothing makes your friends wives wet like having them listening into a conversation where you agree to fly in prostitutes for your buddy. Seriously if this tactic actually worked it can only mean that trump just raped the lady and then fabricated the whole scenario to look like he's some evil PUA genius. I'm not sure I believed it worked but i'm 100% ready to believe he insists it does
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:He's exactly as dumb as any other son of the aristocracy who never had cause to be smart or know anything. You go to a rich people party you'll rapidly be surrounded by young Trumps. Nah, he's way dumber than that. There are plenty of people born into wealth, are stupid, and know that they are stupid, so they hire other, smarter people to make them more money, and just lead lives of leisure and still end up with far bigger piles of money when they die. Donnie is like the Dunning-Kruger poster child, he's so stupid that he doesn't know just how stupid he is, so he has to do everything himself. Over the years a few of business magazines analysed his wealth, and the consensus seems to be that under the most generous assumptions he did very, very slightly better than market. Decades of tireless flailing, all the wheeling and dealing, all the big talk about what a tremendous businessman and deal-maker he is, he would have ended up with just as much money as he has now if he invested his inheritance into a S&P 500 mutual fund. Hell, he could have given all his money to Romney back in 1984 and ended up richer several times over.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I'm not sure I believed it worked but i'm 100% ready to believe he insists it does he definitely won't deny it, at least not consistently
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"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" I shriek as housekeeping tries to pick up my dirty shirt on the floor
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that book is gonna be so good ya'll.  I hope I don't get nuked before I get to read it.
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I'm not owned, I'm not owned I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into an incriminating paper trail
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Shanghaied posted:Nah, he's way dumber than that. There are plenty of people born into wealth, are stupid, and know that they are stupid, so they hire other, smarter people to make them more money, and just lead lives of leisure and still end up with far bigger piles of money when they die. Donnie is like the Dunning-Kruger poster child, he's so stupid that he doesn't know just how stupid he is, so he has to do everything himself. Over the years a few of business magazines analysed his wealth, and the consensus seems to be that under the most generous assumptions he did very, very slightly better than market. Decades of tireless flailing, all the wheeling and dealing, all the big talk about what a tremendous businessman and deal-maker he is, he would have ended up with just as much money as he has now if he invested his inheritance into a S&P 500 mutual fund. Hell, he could have given all his money to Romney back in 1984 and ended up richer several times over. Your evidence that he's exceptionally dumb among spoiled rich kids blowing daddy's money is that he didn't beat the stock market by what you consider a sufficient degree; meanwhile, in reality, http://time.com/money/3925308/rich-families-lose-wealth/ A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jan 3, 2018 |
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sugar free jazz posted:what is even happening the hmbol event horizon has been crossed. The velocity of lols will increase at a geometric rate as we approach the singularity.
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More like Donald chump
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Shanghaied posted:Nah, he's way dumber than that. There are plenty of people born into wealth, are stupid, and know that they are stupid, so they hire other, smarter people to make them more money, and just lead lives of leisure and still end up with far bigger piles of money when they die. Donnie is like the Dunning-Kruger poster child, he's so stupid that he doesn't know just how stupid he is, so he has to do everything himself. Over the years a few of business magazines analysed his wealth, and the consensus seems to be that under the most generous assumptions he did very, very slightly better than market. Decades of tireless flailing, all the wheeling and dealing, all the big talk about what a tremendous businessman and deal-maker he is, he would have ended up with just as much money as he has now if he invested his inheritance into a S&P 500 mutual fund. Hell, he could have given all his money to Romney back in 1984 and ended up richer several times over. He only beat the market (barely) if he's not lying about both his net worth AND his debt
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Tumble posted:He only beat the market (barely) if he's not lying about both his net worth AND his debt Wasn't he forced to make some disclosure about his assets just recently that proved he had been lying consistently and for years about his net worth, by like an order of magnitude?
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communism bitch posted:the hmbol event horizon has been crossed. The velocity of lols will increase at a geometric rate as we approach the singularity. This explains why the appearance of time has slowed and a news week now seems like several months.
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