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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Heavy_D posted:

gonna just park this one here for a special occasion

https://twitter.com/lumpylouise/status/946986731420704768

:hellyeah:

I'd somehow missed out on Toby Young until now, and perhaps I'm only hearing half the story but his unending litany of gently caress ups is farcical.

Also I didn't know that The Other Johnson was an mp as well. The Westminster clown infestation is worse than I feared

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 17 days!)

ah the caustic wit

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Reagan was more of a "invade any tiny nation remotely associated with communism" with a hearty dose of nuclear brinksmanship and light treason on the side

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Finally more caustic wit in government. That's what planning the future of HE requires.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Nebakenezzer posted:

Welp, she topped Regan

did know she was into pegging

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




meant to say "didnt", maybe i knew subconsciously all along

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

well she's a tory so loving people is basically her MO

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




actually shes a corpse :peanut:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


So wait did they make the terrible writer guy obsessed with "boobies" a cabinet minister or something? What's he doing at DfE?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

nopantsjack posted:

So wait did they make the terrible writer guy obsessed with "boobies" a cabinet minister or something? What's he doing at DfE?
FHM Student of the Year is back, and it's how the working classes can earn their tuition fees.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

nopantsjack posted:

the terrible writer guy obsessed with "boobies"

this is literally every tory minister pls be more specific

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

bump_fn posted:

this is literally every tory minister pls be more specific

THat is not true. Plenty wre obsessed with boys arses.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Crowsbeak posted:

THat is not true. Plenty wre obsessed with boys arses.

why not both

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


MikeCrotch posted:

why not both

Said the Minister on his junket to Thailand

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pound_Coin posted:

Said the Minister on his junket to Thailand

is that like a small junk

is the minister boating around se asia

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



Huh. I guess with the news re. Young's inclination to eugenics this means Boris is secretly suicidal?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

the timelord regenerated as a fukken northerner again :argh:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Hahaha, wow: The flagship of the Royal Navy was just sold to Brazil.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Really rude of the peasants to sell her majesty's ship

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 17 days!)

Aircraft carriers are useless anyway, especially the British midget carriers.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
The United Socialist States of the Atlantic Archipelago have unveiled their newest flagship TABS Marx.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Aircraft carriers are useless anyway, especially the British midget carriers.

I agree with you re shorty carriers, but this was a Amphibious Assault Ship, this was fairly useful

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

I'm not really so bothered about us getting rid of our expensive toys, since diminishing British power projection's probably better for the world over all, but it certainly does rankle me that it got fixed up on the taxpayer's purse then sold off for a dubious (since it's gonna be refitted again prior to sale) profit we'll see none of.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

TomViolence posted:

I'm not really so bothered about us getting rid of our expensive toys, since diminishing British power projection's probably better for the world over all, but it certainly does rankle me that it got fixed up on the taxpayer's purse then sold off for a dubious (since it's gonna be refitted again prior to sale) profit we'll see none of.

OK here's a question thread:

Was it Corbyn who shitcanned all of the UK's anti-submarine aircraft? Because history says that of all things to shitcan, that was pretty dumb.

While the government is working on replacements, right now it rents ASW patrol when the nuclear deterrent subs leave port from France and Canada

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 17 days!)

The world will never be safe so long as Britain has a navy.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
IMO there's two directions the Royal Navy can go (not including "abolish the Royal Navy"). And you can only do one because you don't have enough money or sailors to do both.

one is to have amphibious assault ships (like HMS Ocean), frigates, submarine hunters, maritime search and rescue planes, etc. -- the stuff that you would need if you're content with putting around the North Sea and you also want to occasionally move some Royal Marines around.

or, two, you could scrap all that and spend everything on two aircraft carriers and the supporting ships for a single carrier group. Because you need two carriers to have a single group, since half of the year one carrier will be in port for maintenance.

guess which one the Royal Navy picked.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Here's the great thing about this, though. If you can't do anything except sail this carrier group around, then what are you doing? Mainly you're supporting the U.S. Navy, which is similar to how the Commonwealth navies got set up by Britain when they went independent.

i.e. the Royal Navy will be just another American battle group, except the sailors will have different accents and wear fancier uniforms.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




they should go w 18th century frigates + surfboard/crossbow combos

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

IMO there's two directions the Royal Navy can go (not including "abolish the Royal Navy"). And you can only do one because you don't have enough money or sailors to do both.

one is to have amphibious assault ships (like HMS Ocean), frigates, submarine hunters, maritime search and rescue planes, etc. -- the stuff that you would need if you're content with putting around the North Sea and you also want to occasionally move some Royal Marines around.

or, two, you could scrap all that and spend everything on two aircraft carriers and the supporting ships for a single carrier group. Because you need two carriers to have a single group, since half of the year one carrier will be in port for maintenance.

guess which one the Royal Navy picked.

The two carriers thing I get, but doesn't the QE II class only support eight fighters?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Nebakenezzer posted:

The two carriers thing I get, but doesn't the QE II class only support eight fighters?
unless something has changed I don't think so. should be more.

the ones they're replacing only carried a couple of fighters though. like a dozen tops.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Nebakenezzer posted:

The two carriers thing I get, but doesn't the QE II class only support eight fighters?

Official figures say anywhere between 40 to 48, which seems about right for its size relative to a Nimitz.

I think any shortfall could be blamed on the UK not actually having enough F-35s to fill-out the full complement.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 17 days!)

Just think of all the jobs you could make building a nuclear powered supercarrier that will get immediately destroyed in any war with a country that has surface-to-ship missiles.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Just think of all the jobs you could make building a nuclear powered supercarrier that will get immediately destroyed in any war with a country that has surface-to-ship missiles.
diesel-powered supercarrier

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Just think of all the jobs you could make building a nuclear powered supercarrier that will get immediately destroyed in any war with a country that has surface-to-ship missiles.

It's not nuclear-powered :flaccid:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Just think of all the jobs you could make building a nuclear powered supercarrier that will get immediately destroyed in any war with a country that has surface-to-ship missiles.

This is Russia's hope, yes

Missile spam vs. active defenses I think is probably the Fuda Gap of naval war: studied to exhaustion by everyone involved

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Just think of all the jobs you could make building a nuclear powered supercarrier that will get immediately destroyed in any war with a country that has surface-to-ship missiles.
That's why you make a nuclear powered submarine-supercarrier.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
isn't torpedo spam harder to counter?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




hahahahaha

I'll believe it

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Nebakenezzer posted:

OK here's a question thread:

Was it Corbyn who shitcanned all of the UK's anti-submarine aircraft? Because history says that of all things to shitcan, that was pretty dumb.

While the government is working on replacements, right now it rents ASW patrol when the nuclear deterrent subs leave port from France and Canada

Corbyn has never been a Minister of the Crown, and consequently he's not shitcanned anything whatsoever.

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