freckle posted:

the morlocks were the good guys tho

Robert Plant posted:

cuck yeah!

Pick posted:

*snip*

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

The last one is v funny to me

Pick posted:

im going to list every single thing from the "100 tyips for notte being a rude asseholee" section that the man i cared about broke egregiously at least 1 tyme


2. Never allow a lady to get a chair for herself, ring a bell, pick up a handkerchief or glove she may have dropped, or, in short, perform any service for herself which you can perform for her, when you are in the room. By extending such courtesies to your mother, sisters, or other members of your family, they become habitual, and are thus more gracefully performed when abroad.

cried out "i thought you were gone!" when i banged on the door begging for a band-aid after slamming my thumb in a car door

4. It is not necessary to tell all that you know; that{187} were mere folly; but what a man says must be what he believes himself, else he violates the first rule for a gentleman’s speech—Truth.

lied about weird stuff for reasons that weren't clear and often made himself look worse and not better

6. Cultivate tact! In society it will be an invaluable aid. Talent is something, but tact is everything. Talent is serious, sober, grave, and respectable; tact is all that and more too. It is not a sixth sense, but it is the life of all the five. It is the open eye, the quick ear, the judging taste, the keen smell, and the lively touch; it is the interpreter of all riddles—the surmounter of all difficulties—the remover of all obstacles. It is useful in all places, and at all times; it is useful in solitude, for it shows a man his way into the world; it is useful in society, for it shows him his way through the world. Talent is power—tact is skill; talent is weight—tact is momentum; talent knows what to do—tact knows how to do it;{188} talent makes a man respectable—tact will make him respected; talent is wealth—tact is ready money. For all the practical purposes of society tact carries against talent ten to one.

repeatedly insinuated i was a skank and pointed out to strangers that i have drawn pornography

7. Nature has left every man a capacity of being agreeable, though all cannot shine in company; but there are many men sufficiently qualified for both, who, by a very few faults, that a little attention would soon correct, are not so much as tolerable. Watch, avoid such faults.

insisted on paying for a gifted burrito in loose change due to complete unwillingness to accept any gift or favor from anyone

9. Avoid a conceited manner. It is exceedingly ill-bred to assume a manner as if you were superior to those around you, and it is, too, a proof, not of superiority but of vulgarity. And to avoid this manner, avoid the foundation of it, and cultivate humility. The praises of others should be of use to you, in teaching, not what you are, perhaps, but in pointing out what you ought to be.

routinely disparaged my tastes or doubted my tastes if he happened to agree with them, as it was inconceivable i could do anything smart (like him)

14. In meeting a lady at the head of a flight of stairs, wait for her to precede you in the descent.

lied to me about where he was and left me on his porch in the rain and night and then kicked me out almost immediately to go buy toilet paper


whew there are too many of these


67. Nothing can be more ill-bred than to meet a polite{206} remark addressed to you, either with inattention or a rude answer.

literally more times than i could ever describe, including calling him "handsome" and having him immediately respond "goodbye"

Pick posted:

me genutastically appreciborbs da flexibillimousness of da lenguarg of da englords

mormonpartyboat posted:

its bougie as gently caress to have a stockpile of toilet paper

NecroMonster posted:

drunk?

NecroMonster posted:

i'm not going to tell someone who needs to vent, let alone someone who needs to vent about relationship poo poo, to stop. but, be aware that you are drunk, and there can be consequences

Pick posted:

im going to list every single thing from the "100 tyips for notte being a rude asseholee" section that the man i cared about broke egregiously at least 1 tyme


2. Never allow a lady to get a chair for herself, ring a bell, pick up a handkerchief or glove she may have dropped, or, in short, perform any service for herself which you can perform for her, when you are in the room. By extending such courtesies to your mother, sisters, or other members of your family, they become habitual, and are thus more gracefully performed when abroad.

cried out "i thought you were gone!" when i banged on the door begging for a band-aid after slamming my thumb in a car door

4. It is not necessary to tell all that you know; that{187} were mere folly; but what a man says must be what he believes himself, else he violates the first rule for a gentleman’s speech—Truth.

lied about weird stuff for reasons that weren't clear and often made himself look worse and not better

6. Cultivate tact! In society it will be an invaluable aid. Talent is something, but tact is everything. Talent is serious, sober, grave, and respectable; tact is all that and more too. It is not a sixth sense, but it is the life of all the five. It is the open eye, the quick ear, the judging taste, the keen smell, and the lively touch; it is the interpreter of all riddles—the surmounter of all difficulties—the remover of all obstacles. It is useful in all places, and at all times; it is useful in solitude, for it shows a man his way into the world; it is useful in society, for it shows him his way through the world. Talent is power—tact is skill; talent is weight—tact is momentum; talent knows what to do—tact knows how to do it;{188} talent makes a man respectable—tact will make him respected; talent is wealth—tact is ready money. For all the practical purposes of society tact carries against talent ten to one.

repeatedly insinuated i was a skank and pointed out to strangers that i have drawn pornography

7. Nature has left every man a capacity of being agreeable, though all cannot shine in company; but there are many men sufficiently qualified for both, who, by a very few faults, that a little attention would soon correct, are not so much as tolerable. Watch, avoid such faults.

insisted on paying for a gifted burrito in loose change due to complete unwillingness to accept any gift or favor from anyone

9. Avoid a conceited manner. It is exceedingly ill-bred to assume a manner as if you were superior to those around you, and it is, too, a proof, not of superiority but of vulgarity. And to avoid this manner, avoid the foundation of it, and cultivate humility. The praises of others should be of use to you, in teaching, not what you are, perhaps, but in pointing out what you ought to be.

routinely disparaged my tastes or doubted my tastes if he happened to agree with them, as it was inconceivable i could do anything smart (like him)

14. In meeting a lady at the head of a flight of stairs, wait for her to precede you in the descent.

lied to me about where he was and left me on his porch in the rain and night and then kicked me out almost immediately to go buy toilet paper


whew there are too many of these


67. Nothing can be more ill-bred than to meet a polite{206} remark addressed to you, either with inattention or a rude answer.

literally more times than i could ever describe, including calling him "handsome" and having him immediately respond "goodbye"

NecroMonster posted:

i'm not going to tell someone who needs to vent, let alone someone who needs to vent about relationship poo poo, to stop. but, be aware that you are drunk, and there can be consequences

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

why are you posting this here

Pick posted:

im not drunk, actually im playing video games tho

ScrubLeague posted:

gaming should be illegal

mormonpartyboat posted:

NecroMonster posted:

venting is good

i just don't want anyone to have problems because they are over-sharing for... uh... reasons?

VectorSigma posted:

there's also some racks on the dirty magazines

NecroMonster posted:

rimshot

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Look at this guy who is unfamiliar with pick

redneck nazgul posted:

yes, that's one of them