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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Don't doxx the time I locked myself out of my college apartment when I had a pizza in the oven.


The Snoo posted:

also lmao @ the buttermilk chicken person. holy hell I made buttermilk fried chicken and biscuits from scratch recently and they were amazing, even if it's a little more effort than just a tempura batter. imagine being weirded out by completely normal US foods, let alone other cultures
This is what happens when people have no idea how food is made or what ingredients go into the things they eat. Like the people who are horrified at how much salt/fat/whatever goes into homecooked meals, while failing to realize how much more salt/fat/etc is in the processed crap they eat.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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“Seasoned milk” is kind of a term I’d never encountered before though

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Haifisch posted:

This is what happens when people have no idea how food is made or what ingredients go into the things they eat.

:agreed:

I'm about to leave the drat group cos I'm scrolling through facebook and the first two posts I see are 'eww pancakes' and 'eww eggs cooked in oil'

e: 'eww pork' jesus christ

edit 2: i left the group because of this loving post holy hell who's letting you near an oven

snoo has a new favorite as of 19:22 on Jan 3, 2018

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Step 6. Develop Auto-Brewery Syndrome.
Step 7. Attempt more half-assed cooking in your new perma-buzzed state, burn down house.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

The Snoo posted:

:agreed:

I'm about to leave the drat group cos I'm scrolling through facebook and the first two posts I see are 'eww pancakes' and 'eww eggs cooked in oil'

e: 'eww pork' jesus christ

edit 2: i left the group because of this loving post holy hell who's letting you near an oven



I don't think I've ever made any form of bread without tasting the dough.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


This is a man drinking beer eels.

I warned you.

possibly :nms: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/16/puts-hair-on-your-chest.html :nms:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I had no idea Boing Boing was still around

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Hello Denny's ifwhen you're reading this

https://twitter.com/DennysDiner/status/948632392339779590

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I HATE FISH I AM PECADISABLED MY PRONOUNS ARE FISHATER AND FISHATERSELF


oh, and I hate this motherfucker, too. Presenting...the CROSSUSHI

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Randaconda posted:

I had no idea Boing Boing was still around

that's what I say after every sex I have

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I HATE FISH I AM PECADISABLED MY PRONOUNS ARE FISHATER AND FISHATERSELF

That only makes your old username *more* confusing.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:

That only makes your old username *more* confusing.

should I


bring it back

:rimshot:

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





That's a lot of glaze on that chicken.

Pooncha
Feb 15, 2014

Making the impossible possumable
That's chicken? It looked more like a pile of intestines to me.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


That, my friends, is a hot turkey sandwich.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

A plate doesnt count as a sandwich enclosure! :mad:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It's sandwiched between the plate and the glaze, obviously.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Anything sandwiched between the atmosphere and a flat surface is a sandwich

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I HATE FISH I AM PECADISABLED MY PRONOUNS ARE FISHATER AND FISHATERSELF


oh, and I hate this motherfucker, too. Presenting...the CROSSUSHI



I loving hate this, get this out of here

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Picnic Princess posted:

Anything sandwiched between the atmosphere and a flat surface is a sandwich

we are all sandwiches on this blessed day

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Hey

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

not you, though

i think technically that makes you a layer cake

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Which incidentally is a sandwich

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I HATE FISH I AM PECADISABLED MY PRONOUNS ARE FISHATER AND FISHATERSELF


oh, and I hate this motherfucker, too. Presenting...the CROSSUSHI



...what

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Which incidentally is a sandwich

It is a multilevel sandwich to be precise.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

like a

stupid

internet

club

sandwich

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



is it a pizza

is it a lasaga

is it a sandwich

or............?

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Lazandwich?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



It's a baked ziti

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
It looks like it has buboes.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

It's a baked ziti

better known by its street name, Doctor Pastapopper

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

It looks like it has buboes.

Lasagnurgle

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Could be big pastry, could be a lobster

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Goons have faceblindness for foods so bad I'm thinking of starting a charity for it.

I'mma call it Sandwiches are a Pizza and we do hot dog eating contests to raise awareness for the Cause. Except the hot dogs are cherry pie and everyone loses because SURPRISE the cherries are raw tomatoes. Also there is mayonnaise and a ton of cilantro under the crust.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Change tomatoes to loose corn and you have yourself a winner

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That's an amazing idea, and seems like it's related to that Japanese game show where they eat shoes and doorknobs made of chocolate

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

fizzymercy posted:

Goons have faceblindness for foods so bad I'm thinking of starting a charity for it.

I'mma call it Sandwiches are a Pizza and we do hot dog eating contests to raise awareness for the Cause. Except the hot dogs are cherry pie and everyone loses because SURPRISE the cherries are raw tomatoes. Also there is mayonnaise and a ton of cilantro under the crust.



the twist is you gotta go in hands-free

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Balls deep in a tomayo pie

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Pastry of the Year posted:



the twist is you gotta go in hands-free

I'd go face first into wet mashed potato hot dog cheese nutmeg casserole. Wouldn't even pause to check for surprise cilantro. This is why I need the charitable donations to SaaP.

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