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null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Randaconda posted:

I always thought those were 'shops.

The bottom one definitely is, but in the last Funny Pics thread, the first one was posted as genuine. No idea if it is.

As my continuing apology for previously making unfunny, pictureless rants, more pics:

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:31

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Actually, and I say this in a non-sarcastic manner, I think adding a very serious caption of why you find each picture funny would be amazing.

Same

# ? Jan 4, 2018 14:21

Pershing: Feb 21, 2010; John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

null_pointer posted:

The bottom one definitely is, but in the last Funny Pics thread, the first one was posted as genuine. No idea if it is.

As my continuing apology for previously making unfunny, pictureless rants, more pics:

I want to know: Before or after closing?

# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Solice Kirsk posted:

In honor of the now banned TB:

Who the h*ck is TB?

# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:28

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Tiny Brontosaurus. No idea what the two cans mean

# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:33

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milo and POTUS posted:

Who the h*ck is TB?

Tiny Brontosaurus, recently permabanned poster

# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:33

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

https://twitter.com/sqiouyilu/status/948647344278446080

# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:38

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

No idea what the two cans mean

# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:08

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Scratch Monkey posted:

K but I don't get what that has to do with TB, I mostly knew her for going 0-100 in no time flat when someone said the wrong thing (or was someone who said the wrong thing in the past)

# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:30

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Who the h*ck is TB?

TotalBiscuit, a popular video games reviewer.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:49

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Tuberculosis, a popular turn of the century disease.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:56

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:59

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Man, Lazarus just can't catch a break.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 17:01

Darkhold: Feb 19, 2011; No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

As someone once stated you become Florida man by killing the last Florida man.

It's kinda like Dread Pirate Roberts.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 17:16

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

My own attempt to find it on Google only raised more questions than answers

https://i.imgur.com/p8P9c4i.mp4

From the shoulders up and waist down, he looks like a completely average-sized dude, but then in the middle he's got a large set of breasts and a belly down past his knees. Wild.

Content:

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Jan 4, 2018 17:46

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

RareAcumen posted:

From the thumbnail, I thought it was Tommy Wiseau.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 18:16

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

RareAcumen posted:

Thank you so much, I'm home sick today and ripped on Nyquil, and I haven't thought about Blaine from News 3 since I moved from that area last year. Laughter is the best medicine: the irl lolling just dislodged roughly 43 pounds of mucus from my sinuses and lungs.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 19:20

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:01

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

RareAcumen posted:

Both readings are good advice.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:42

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

There's a lot going on here. First off, Steven Seagal is old and fat and has a goatee that looks like he tried to eat the middle out of a donut but it got stuck. Secondly, he's a Native American now. He used to be Asian and would wear Tang suits in public, but now he's Native American. Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it. Fourthly, not only has Steven Seagal written a book, but he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths. Fifthly, the incredibly incongruous Joe Arpaio introduction. Now, Joe Arpaio is a murderer and terrible person, so some may find that to kill the humor of the image. I understand that. But I think it's important. It gives the whole image a deeper, more complex flavor and humor. Much like the Umeboshi traditionally served with Japanese meals.

And sixthly, the final and most important piece, is information not contained in that image. The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey with introduction by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, is a novel.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:53

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a lot going on here. First off, Steven Seagal is old and fat and has a goatee that looks like he tried to eat the middle out of a donut but it got stuck. Secondly, he's a Native American now. He used to be Asian and would wear Tang suits in public, but now he's Native American. Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it. Fourthly, not only has Steven Seagal written a book, but he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths. Fifthly, the incredibly incongruous Joe Arpaio introduction. Now, Joe Arpaio is a murderer and terrible person, so some may find that to kill the humor of the image. I understand that. But I think it's important. It gives the whole image a deeper, more complex flavor and humor. Much like the Umeboshi traditionally served with Japanese meals.

And sixthly, the final and most important piece, is information not contained in that image. The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey with introduction by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, is a novel.

Guy, I am legitimately loving the serious post explanations of why you find pictures funny.

This is a GOOD gimmick. Keep it up.

E: Also "he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths"

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:55

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Guy Goodbody posted:

And sixthly, the final and most important piece, is information not contained in that image. The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey with introduction by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, is a novel.

That's good content GG, this new deal is working out.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:56

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Proteus Jones posted:

Guy, I am legitimately loving the serious post explanations of why you find pictures funny.

This is a GOOD gimmick. Keep it up.

E: Also "he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths"

Knowing its a novel does make it more hilarious.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:57

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a lot going on here. First off, Steven Seagal is old and fat and has a goatee that looks like he tried to eat the middle out of a donut but it got stuck. Secondly, he's a Native American now. He used to be Asian and would wear Tang suits in public, but now he's Native American. Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it. Fourthly, not only has Steven Seagal written a book, but he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths. Fifthly, the incredibly incongruous Joe Arpaio introduction. Now, Joe Arpaio is a murderer and terrible person, so some may find that to kill the humor of the image. I understand that. But I think it's important. It gives the whole image a deeper, more complex flavor and humor. Much like the Umeboshi traditionally served with Japanese meals.

And sixthly, the final and most important piece, is information not contained in that image. The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey with introduction by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, is a novel.

Morrissey's name isn't Tom Morrissey, delightful as it would be its not cowritten by the vegan former frontman of The Smith's.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:59

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a lot going on here. First off, Steven Seagal is old and fat and has a goatee that looks like he tried to eat the middle out of a donut but it got stuck. Secondly, he's a Native American now. He used to be Asian and would wear Tang suits in public, but now he's Native American. Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it. Fourthly, not only has Steven Seagal written a book, but he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths. Fifthly, the incredibly incongruous Joe Arpaio introduction. Now, Joe Arpaio is a murderer and terrible person, so some may find that to kill the humor of the image. I understand that. But I think it's important. It gives the whole image a deeper, more complex flavor and humor. Much like the Umeboshi traditionally served with Japanese meals.

And sixthly, the final and most important piece, is information not contained in that image. The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey with introduction by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, is a novel.

This is amazing. :golfclap:

# ? Jan 4, 2018 21:59

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Too funny for public. Trying to not laugh out loud.

You done good, Guy.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:03

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a lot going on here. First off, Steven Seagal is old and fat and has a goatee that looks like he tried to eat the middle out of a donut but it got stuck. Secondly, he's a Native American now. He used to be Asian and would wear Tang suits in public, but now he's Native American. Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it. Fourthly, not only has Steven Seagal written a book, but he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths. Fifthly, the incredibly incongruous Joe Arpaio introduction. Now, Joe Arpaio is a murderer and terrible person, so some may find that to kill the humor of the image. I understand that. But I think it's important. It gives the whole image a deeper, more complex flavor and humor. Much like the Umeboshi traditionally served with Japanese meals.

And sixthly, the final and most important piece, is information not contained in that image. The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey with introduction by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, is a novel.

gg, gg, keep it up

There was an episode of chapo trap house devoted to a critical reading of this last week and it was hilarious.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:05

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I genuinely just looked up to check whether Morrissey's first name was actually Tom.

Although, in fairness, I am pretty gullible when it comes to Morrissey-related facts. For a long time I thought that Alanis Morrisette was a nickname and she was so-called because she was his daughter.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:26

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The snake tongue allowed John to control some people and many snakes

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:27

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a lot going on here. First off, Steven Seagal is old and fat and has a goatee that looks like he tried to eat the middle out of a donut but it got stuck. Secondly, he's a Native American now. He used to be Asian and would wear Tang suits in public, but now he's Native American. Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it. Fourthly, not only has Steven Seagal written a book, but he co-authored it with Tom Morrissey of The Smiths. Fifthly, the incredibly incongruous Joe Arpaio introduction. Now, Joe Arpaio is a murderer and terrible person, so some may find that to kill the humor of the image. I understand that. But I think it's important. It gives the whole image a deeper, more complex flavor and humor. Much like the Umeboshi traditionally served with Japanese meals.

And sixthly, the final and most important piece, is information not contained in that image. The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America by Steven Seagal and Tom Morrissey with introduction by Sherrif Joe Arpaio, is a novel.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:29

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Bombadilillo posted:

Knowing its a novel does make it more hilarious.

If it is a novel, why does Steven Seagal have his picture on the cover. Wait, is he both the author and the fictional protagonist? :aaaaa:

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:32

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Someone lost the chapter list.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:36

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

I really enjoyed witnessing the Intervention and Redemption of Guy Goodbody.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 23:03

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Thank you so much, I'm home sick today and ripped on Nyquil, and I haven't thought about Blaine from News 3 since I moved from that area last year. Laughter is the best medicine: the irl lolling just dislodged roughly 43 pounds of mucus from my sinuses and lungs.

It's nice seeing someone laugh at one of my posts.

# ? Jan 4, 2018 23:07