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im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

I wish I could pull off blue lipstick too, Zelda.

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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

The more unusual the look, the more you feel like you'd look ridiculous if you tried to do it too. :ohdear: Well, you gave it a shot.

Also that's one hell of a :troll: face in that last panel.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Where can I buy a pair of Ted Rall pants?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Look at this dipshit that thinks the Nazis didn't want to eventually ally with England and America.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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rodbeard posted:

Look at this dipshit that thinks the Nazis didn't want to eventually ally with England and America.

They wanted to eventually ally with England but Hitler's opinions on America wildly gesticulated between admiration and contempt

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
If you want to destroy my lihyah (oh-eh-oh-ee-oh) pull this hair as I walk away (oh-eh-oh-ee-oh)

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

I'm shocked, shocked, that Mike "I get my talking points from Fox News" Lester thinks that Iranian women wear burqas.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



What a terrible visual metaphor.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Ah, the classic "It looked so cool and beautiful on those other girls, why does it make me look like a circus clown?" Dilemma.

Been there Zelda, been there.....:smith:

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

I should be used to this by now but it still annoys me that right wingers who purport to be supporting women in Muslim countries don't know what dress they wear.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

T-man posted:

Make Satan Great Again

Mr. Satan is already the greatest fighter.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Cat Mattress posted:

Please don't embed their tweets. If you must share, rehost the pic.
I don't know what this means? It was a link to the tweet.

Trump?

Jackard fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Jan 4, 2018

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Every single Mallard Fillmore is missing a final panel where Jim Rome responds with "RACK 'EM."

The most tepid "burns," delivered as smugly as possible. What a total, complete boob.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

The virgin Romney, the chad Obama

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

I too am unafraid of germs and will totally use toilet makeup on my own face.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Maista posted:

It appears to be full in panel 3... and leaving your drink behind when you go to the bathroom is a sure-fire way to get roofied.

Funny story. A friend of mine stole a girls drink that had probably been laced. In total he had drank 2 beers and whatever she had and after his legs turned to spaghetti. He was sitting on the ground and desperately clinging to a light post to not fall down completely.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"On the right" and "On the other Right" got a laugh from me v:shobon:v

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Shangri-Law School posted:

For people just coming back to the thread, please note that Ted Rall literally works for Sputnik News, the Russian propaganda organ.

You seem compulsed to mention this in every single post with Rall toons when it's already printed right there in the comic itself. You're starting to sound like one of those Eric Garland/Louise Mench types.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



Normally, in fiction, this the point where the main character reflects on what they do, realises that their actions have utterly undermined their original goals and morals, and makes the long, hard changes to return to their original standings.

But this is Stannis. So it won't happen.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

tyblazitar posted:

You seem compulsed to mention this in every single post with Rall toons when it's already printed right there in the comic itself. You're starting to sound like one of those Eric Garland/Louise Mench types.

It’s only printed on the ones that appear on the Sputnik news sites, not his other syndicated work.

Flugennock also works for RT, but it’s not publicly listed in any of his comics.

At this point, the reminder is both a civic service and a thread joke, like “mike Lester beats his wife”.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Dueling Bandsaws posted:

This might be a crazy thought, but bear with me: what if removing the sanctions meant that Iran could no longer claim an American boogeyman as the reason for their population's economic distress?

Iran is still under a ton of American sanctions; they were to be progressively lifted, not all at once as soon as the deal is signed.


Jackard posted:

I don't know what this means? It was a link to the tweet.

Forum software automatically embeds twitter links.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


I think I will cancel my plan to paint my skin blue and live in a tree, like in Avatar.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Is this usually more crazy/political? So far, it seems kind of nice and pleasant and something I might consider reading on a regular basis.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Samovar posted:

Normally, in fiction, this the point where the main character reflects on what they do, realises that their actions have utterly undermined their original goals and morals, and makes the long, hard changes to return to their original standings.

But this is Stannis. So it won't happen.

Before Stannis Baratheon got defeated entirely it was pretty clear he realised he had hosed up and at least he tried to do something before he died

Don't compare him to Stantis who has all the backbone of a slug

Songbearer fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Jan 4, 2018

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Shangri-Law School posted:

For people just coming back to the thread, please note that Ted Rall literally works for Sputnik News, the Russian propaganda organ.

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Hot take: there is nothing wrong with any of these Ralls

The backgrounds don't even look that non-Euclidean

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



prefect posted:

Is this usually more crazy/political? So far, it seems kind of nice and pleasant and something I might consider reading on a regular basis.

It sometimes gets political, but is usually more of a palate cleanser between the more painful comics.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Songbearer posted:

Before Stannis Baratheon got defeated entirely it was pretty clear he realised he had hosed up and at least he tried to do something before he died

Don't compare him to Stantis who has all the backbone of a slug

Book reader here. :argh:

John Snow is dead
Little finger is about to marry Sansha
Stanis is about to defeat Ramsey in combat

Katt fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jan 4, 2018

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

prefect posted:

Is this usually more crazy/political? So far, it seems kind of nice and pleasant and something I might consider reading on a regular basis.

It's a daily newspaper comic, so it rarely touches on specific recent events like most thread regulars, but it's quite often got a political perspective, usually related to feminism.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

prefect posted:

Is this usually more crazy/political? So far, it seems kind of nice and pleasant and something I might consider reading on a regular basis.

The translation is also provided by Alhazred for this thread, because it's a Swedish comic.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

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Tei fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Jan 4, 2018

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Katt posted:

Book reader here. :argh:

John Snow is dead
Little finger is about to marry Sansha
Stanis is about to defeat Ramsey in combat

Ramsay married Jeyne Poole
Wyman Manderley fed Walder Frey his own sons
Arya is still receiving Faceless Man tutelage
Mance Rayder is alive
Dany is making GBS threads in the wilderness somewhere


I don't think I've read this part :raise:

was it in Dunk & Egg or what

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

loquacius posted:

Ramsay married Jeyne Poole
Wyman Manderley fed Walder Frey his own sons
Arya is still receiving Faceless Man tutelage
Mance Rayder is alive
Dany is making GBS threads in the wilderness somewhere

I can accept all of this as long as I'm rid of John.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Jackard posted:

I don't know what this means? It was a link to the tweet.

If you link to the nazi's tweets, then twitter sees an increase in traffic to that account. Some people feel it's better to rehost the image somewhere else, but then you're rehosting nazi comics.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
What you can also do is join me in reporting their tweets.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Kirschen posted:

Lone woman waves her hijab in silent protest to Iran’s abusive and sexist mullahs

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

twerking on the railroad posted:

I too am unafraid of germs and will totally use toilet makeup on my own face.

I once ate pizza abandoned at a Blink 182 concert. I'm pretty sure I didn't inadvertently take any hallucinogens, but it was still a bad decision.

Samovar posted:

Normally, in fiction, this the point where the main character reflects on what they do, realises that their actions have utterly undermined their original goals and morals, and makes the long, hard changes to return to their original standings.

But this is Stannis. So it won't happen.

Maybe Carmen will mount a machine gun in her trunk to kill the Nazis. That'd be welcome.


"Hmm, how do I symbolize someone boldly standing up to oppression and refusing to surrender? I know, make her wave a white flag!"

Fake edit: Apparently this is a real thing happening in Iran? It's confusing imagery given what waving a white flag normally means.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

It's almost as if the deep admiration wingnut cartoonists have for the Iranian protesters is grounded in their deep hatred of BOOGA BOOGA MUSLIMS

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Hm protesting seems to be good now. :thunk:

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Electric Phantasm posted:

Hm protesting seems to be good now. :thunk:

As long as it happens to someone else.

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