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Coinbase/GDAX Warning - $50,000 Wire DEPOSIT Missing Since December 12th Verified account. US account. I've wired tens of thousands to it before. Suddenly, a $50,000 wire is still not credited with no resolution or support from Coinbase. It's been 3 weeks. Check my post history. I've sent wire documents, had the bank trace the wire (Coinbase has the money), forwarded these documents to Coinbase support, and still get no help. I request a direct contact number for support, no reply. No help through phone support. I'm pretty much getting a "kick rocks" treatment by Coinbase. Everyone thinks this kind of stuff won't happen to them until it does. EDIT: Upvoting for visibility would be greatly appreciated. Perhaps then someone from Coinbase can help resolve the issue. Thank you. Edit #2: Case 3077489 Oh boy I was going to make a post too. I had my $40,000 wire deposit missing since October 30th. Contacted them via email 5 times, no help there. Called over 7 times on the phone and their phone support is nonexistent, tried twitter, support ticket, EVERYTHING! I recently just posted in /legaladvice hoping to get some help to on this case. Sorry if I'm piggy riding your post too but if you guys can help me by up voting this comment I'd highly appreciate it. Case #3218357 If worst come to worst, I would go to their office at 548 Market St #23008, San Francisco, CA 94104 and find someone directly to do it. And then also have them reimburse you for travel.
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TACD posted:Homest question, is Bitcoin regulated in any way yet? I know people keep talking about but I have no idea if anything has actually happened. Gobbeldygook posted:Bitcoins are property. Coinbase deciding to steal everyone's bitcoins would not be meaningfully different from a guy who owns a storage facility deciding to just steal stuff from storage units. yeah, they're a commodity per the CFTC. They're an ownable thing.
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Gobbeldygook posted:Bitcoins are property. Coinbase deciding to steal everyone's bitcoins would not be meaningfully different from a guy who owns a storage facility deciding to just steal stuff from storage units. You can't be serious here. Physical theft requires being on site, leaving evidence behind, being potentially recorded by cameras, and most importantly being local. Police can do investigate physical thefts every day and they catch people which is a pretty good deterrent. Your bitcoin thief is almost certainly in eastern Europe and there's not a police force in the world that's going to help you. There's basically no risk to the attacker so there are a ton of them out there. Here's a fun experiment. Make a fake reddit account and post on /r/bitcoin that you have a few coins and you're looking for the safest place to exchange them. Count the scammers that private message you. Do the same on /r/investments saying you've got $100k to invest. Count the scammers that private message you.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Well we've arrived in 2018 and Divabot is still claiming you can't get your money out of cryptos, because they're a ponzi Sentient Data posted:Coinbase/GDAX Warning - $50,000 Wire DEPOSIT Missing Since December 12th
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If you go on the coinbase reddit the entire thing is people talking about missing wire transfers and no response from coinbase. This is both cool and normal and coinbase is not dumb as heck.
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Mr Teatime posted:If you go on the coinbase reddit the entire thing is people talking about missing wire transfers and no response from coinbase. This is both cool and normal and coinbase is not dumb as heck. Whoever says you can't get your money out is a loving liar.
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JFC!!! Goons I need help. What can I say to my dad who is about to withdraw money out of his retirement account to put into crypto? He put 20k of savings into it LESS THAN A WEEK AGO and has seen it go up and today calls me convincing himself that it's silly to keep money in 401k/retirement "making only 10%". I want him to just be happy loving around with 20k into it. What reasons can I give him to settle the gently caress down
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Mr Teatime posted:If you go on the coinbase reddit the entire thing is people talking about missing wire transfers and no response from coinbase. This is both cool and normal and coinbase is not dumb as heck. That's normal. The few unlucky people who got their transfer hosed up are burning the place down as to be expected. The 99.9% of people who don't have this happen aren't going to post about it, just moved on with life.
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Sickening posted:Whoever says you can't get your money out is a loving liar. I personally have a random SEPA payment thats been held as pending for about a month now but okay. So I retract my slander. You totally can send money in and out of coinbase except when they gently caress it up and ghost you.
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is "my dad" the new "asking for a friend" or something, do you really need more evidence beyond this very thread?
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zmcnulty posted:is "my dad" the new "asking for a friend" or something, do you really need more evidence beyond this very thread? it's my dad for real i haven't read the thread. just kinda panicking.
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zaurg posted:JFC!!! Goons I need help. What can I say to my dad who is about to withdraw money out of his retirement account to put into crypto? He put 20k of savings into it LESS THAN A WEEK AGO and has seen it go up and today calls me convincing himself that it's silly to keep money in 401k/retirement "making only 10%". I want him to just be happy loving around with 20k into it. What reasons can I give him to settle the gently caress down Honestly there's nothing you can say that will be as convincing as the YouTube videos he's watched. You need to convince him to speak with a real financial advisor.
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Weed stocks jumped due to California, now the keebler elf AG said hes going to gently caress with states that legalized it, and stocks are down.
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zaurg posted:it's my dad for real So your money issues are genetic? I’m not surprised.
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zaurg posted:JFC!!! Goons I need help. What can I say to my dad who is about to withdraw money out of his retirement account to put into crypto? He put 20k of savings into it LESS THAN A WEEK AGO and has seen it go up and today calls me convincing himself that it's silly to keep money in 401k/retirement "making only 10%". I want him to just be happy loving around with 20k into it. What reasons can I give him to settle the gently caress down Your inheritance will be huuuuge. You should thank him.
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zaurg posted:JFC!!! Goons I need help. What can I say to my dad who is about to withdraw money out of his retirement account to put into crypto? He put 20k of savings into it LESS THAN A WEEK AGO and has seen it go up and today calls me convincing himself that it's silly to keep money in 401k/retirement "making only 10%". I want him to just be happy loving around with 20k into it. What reasons can I give him to settle the gently caress down If you're just finding out about crypto now, it's because it's too late, and the current investors need more rubes to send their own values up and provide liquidity so they can exit.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:31 |
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zaurg posted:it's my dad for real Explaining it's unregulated might help, a lot of older people either went through the Depression or heard their parents talk about it and they understand why FDIC is a good thing. Tell him the MtGox story and how unlike a regular bank, he either has to keep these coins safe himself or trust an exchange run by a bunch of millennial hipsters to do it for him, and if they gently caress it up his money is gone with no recourse to the government or anyone else. I talked an uncle out of dumping his 401k into btc by googling "mtgox horror stories", reading him the top hits, and showing him Karpeles' picture. Emphasize that there is nothing preventing another MtGox style disaster at any of the exchanges. http://www.businessinsider.com/mt-gox-commenters-2014-3 https://www.dailydot.com/business/bitcoin-crash-i-lost-everything-mt-gox/ FogHelmut posted:Weed stocks jumped due to California, now the keebler elf AG said hes going to gently caress with states that legalized it, and stocks are down. For real, that miserable little shitweasel needs to burn in hell. gently caress Jeff Sessions. Jikes fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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wide stance posted:That's normal. The few unlucky people who got their transfer hosed up are burning the place down as to be expected. It is not normal. That's a catastrophic failure rate for a basically any institution that handles customer money.
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Jikes posted:Explaining it's unregulated might help, a lot of older people either went through the Depression or heard their parents talk about it and they understand why FDIC is a good thing. Tell him the MtGox story and how unlike a regular bank, he either has to keep these coins safe himself or trust an exchange run by a bunch of millennial hipsters to do it for him, and if they gently caress it up his money is gone with no recourse to the government or anyone else. I talked an uncle out of dumping his 401k into btc by googling "mtgox horror stories", reading him the top hits, and showing him Karpeles' picture. Emphasize that there is nothing preventing another MtGox style disaster at any of the exchanges. Thank you good stuff. I'm going to spam him all day with this stuff. TraderStav posted:So your money issues are genetic? I’m not surprised. Correct. This is more confirmation I'm not adopted.
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zaurg posted:it's my dad for real "That's a lot of money, dad. Make sure not to give anybody your private key, OK? Are you using a hardware wallet or at least encrypting your hard drive? You know you don't have to run a full node, right? Have you thought about mining your own coins? Just make sure you join a reputable pool and don't get scammed into buying a lovely ASIC. …well I know it's confusing dad but you're putting a lot of money into this, it's important! You wouldn't want to invest in something you don't understand, would you?"
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:49 |
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Just tell him you'll invest it for him then spend it all on weed and butts
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I've a work colleague who's ballooned his savings from ~£7000 to something like ~£30,000 over the past few weeks on one of the altcoins. I know this poo poo is gonna crash eventually but it's hard keeping out when you see someone else doing so well right in front of you.
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Mr Teatime posted:I personally have a random SEPA payment thats been held as pending for about a month now but okay.
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How is a man supposed to keep track of what is sarcasm and what isn't in a thread like this. Much like how coinbase can't keep track of its customers money.
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zaurg posted:it's my dad for real just say "hey dad you know what, that's a great idea... I did a lot of reading about it and actually how would you feel about me handling it for you? I'll invest in whatever coins you want and make sure you get some sort of monthly statement" then falsify some statements, invest all his money in weed stocks, and when the crypto market crashes and he panics, reveal his money is safe and blaze one up with him
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wide stance posted:That's normal. The few unlucky people who got their transfer hosed up are burning the place down as to be expected. Or, every one out of 1000 withdrawals or deposits fails and is never looked into. Wow that sounds great sign me up!
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 17:15 |
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cracked coinbases secret wire transfer codecode:
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 17:29 |
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Mr Teatime posted:How is a man supposed to keep track of what is sarcasm and what isn't in a thread like this. Much like how coinbase can't keep track of its customers money. put it on a buttchain
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Mr Teatime posted:How is a man supposed to keep track of what is sarcasm and what isn't in a thread like this. Much like how coinbase can't keep track of its customers money. there's no sarcasm, we're all very serious about butts
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Often Abbreviated posted:I've a work colleague who's ballooned his savings from ~£7000 to something like ~£30,000 over the past few weeks on one of the altcoins. I know this poo poo is gonna crash eventually but it's hard keeping out when you see someone else doing so well right in front of you. Has he actually cashed out yet because otherwise his savings have gone from £7,000 to £0
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My guess is that trying to get him to divest from crypto altogether would be like tilting at windmills. Thats been my experience. I'd go with the tactic of encouraging diversification in order to limit the damage. Point out that at his age he needs to make sure risk of overall portfolio is low, point out that crypto is super volatile, and then advocate for a decent allocation that involves equities, bonds, and a small amount of crypto. This has the benefit of making him feel like a savvy investor instead of a rube, so its much more likely that he'll do that. Just pelting him with evidence about how terrible cryptocurrencies are is unlikely to change his mind and will more than likely make him dig in his heels.
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Often Abbreviated posted:I've a work colleague who's ballooned his savings from ~£7000 to something like ~£30,000 over the past few weeks on one of the altcoins. I know this poo poo is gonna crash eventually but it's hard keeping out when you see someone else doing so well right in front of you. I know a person that put a down payment on a house and another that bought a new BMW X5 both with earnings from ethereum. I also know a guy that made $50k playing slots in Vegas one weekend. All of these people have one thing in common.
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Often Abbreviated posted:I've a work colleague who's ballooned his savings from ~£7000 to something like ~£30,000 over the past few weeks on one of the altcoins. I know this poo poo is gonna crash eventually but it's hard keeping out when you see someone else doing so well right in front of you. If your colleague can't afford to lose that £7k he's going to have a really upsetting time when the price starts to drop or he wants to cash out in general and he realises it's harder to get money out than to put it in.
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pr0zac posted:I know a person that put a down payment on a house and another that bought a new BMW X5 both with earnings from ethereum. I also know a guy that made $50k playing slots in Vegas one weekend. All of these people have one thing in common. Ooh, ooh. I know this one! They're not real!
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pulled out six figures two days ago, AMA
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Adar posted:pulled out six figures two days ago, AMA Oh yeah buddy, well I've got six figures too But congrats anyways
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Adar posted:pulled out six figures two days ago, AMA Congratulations on your ill-gotten gains. Was your cost basis 5 figures? 4 figures? Impressive either way.
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Adar posted:pulled out six figures two days ago, AMA but how much did you lose
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Congratulations on your ill-gotten gains. Was your cost basis 5 figures? 4 figures? low 5 CassandraZara posted:but how much did you lose let's revisit this question the day after the bubble is officially dead and/or tether burns down
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Andy Dufresne posted:Oh yeah buddy, well I've got six figures too These lil guys own, what series are they from?
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