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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

SimonCat posted:

Yeah, right.

She's really not.

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SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Basebf555 posted:

She's really not.

She really is.

Her attitude is the same as so many fans at Q/A's asking inane questions of their idols. It's quippy and referential without understanding that while a thing might have sounded cool in the movie you watched, it doesn't when you say it.

She's also an awful character since her role should have been filled by Poe, who has much more chemistry with Finn.

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

SimonCat posted:

Honestly she felt like an audience surrogate for fat cosplayers.

But she's not that fat? She's zaftig. She's not model skinny, sure, but she's definitely less fat-looking than me, and I definitely look fat. Sir, I know fatness, and she is not a member of the club.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

SimonCat posted:

She really is.

Her attitude is the same as so many fans at Q/A's asking inane questions of their idols. It's quippy and referential without understanding that while a thing might have sounded cool in the movie you watched, it doesn't when you say it.

She's also an awful character since her role should have been filled by Poe, who has much more chemistry with Finn.

Rose is amongst my least favourite primary characters in Star Wars, but it's fairly lovely to continue on insulting Kelly Marie Tran's weight, don't you think?

How does it serve you to think that she's fat?

No Wave
Sep 18, 2005

HA! HA! NICE! WHAT A TOOL!
Let's just compromise and agree her sister wasn't fat.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Waffles Inc. posted:

Rose is amongst my least favourite primary characters in Star Wars, but it's fairly lovely to continue on insulting Kelly Marie Tran's weight, don't you think?

How does it serve you to think that she's fat?

It sounds like their point is that it feels as though she was written/cast to appeal to particular demographics? There's a lot of fat people? idk

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

SimonCat posted:

She really is.

Her attitude is the same as so many fans at Q/A's asking inane questions of their idols. It's quippy and referential without understanding that while a thing might have sounded cool in the movie you watched, it doesn't when you say it.

She's also an awful character since her role should have been filled by Poe, who has much more chemistry with Finn.

If you'd said that she was a reference to cosplayers, that's a different story. I'm disputing the fat part, which I think exposes you as either a teenager that still thinks only 100 lb models are attractive, or someone that never grew out of that phase.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Trash Trick posted:

It sounds like their point is that it feels as though she was cast to appeal to a specific demographic?

Yeah I understand the idea is that Rose is some sort of "Tumblerina SJW" or something but that's as unsupported as the idea of the FO being the Alt Right or anything like that

Rose doesn't possess the characteristics of such a person, and SimonCat doesn't find Kelly Marie Tran, Real Person, attractive and is apparently annoyed by how she...speaks in public?? and is thus ascribing characteristics to Rose Tico, Star War Mechanic

El Chingon
Oct 9, 2012
I came here to give my opinion while you argue about god metaphors: The movie sucks, script/story seems to be written by a group of 12yo. Cool throne room fight and hyperspace jump though.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rose led them on a Spartacus rebellion and then stopped ridding him or her once they were clear.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

El Chingon posted:

I came here to give my opinion while you argue about god metaphors: The movie sucks, script/story seems to be written by a group of 12yo. Cool throne room fight and hyperspace jump though.

The fight was cool but I'm not a fan of the look of the throne room. Too much red, and I love bright vivid color in movies but this was just too heavy handed.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
They're loving horses and the characters should've at least made a nod toward the fact that they're leaving actual human children around to suffer because it's too dangerous to take them with, but Rose seems pleased as punch with how things turned out and it makes her look like the type of air-headed activist who ignores huge and actual problems in favor of her pet cause, which could be funny in some ways if the movie wasn't so obviously desperate for you to like and admire her

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

A majestic race of naked aliens that definitely don't just look and act like horses and smash up a casino like 20 incarnations of Space Beethoven

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Hell, you'd think that Finn would have some intense feelings about child slavery, seeing as he was scooped up by the FO at a young age. Maybe the mission goes sideways because he insists on helping them instead of an immediate parking violation, but that would require that the film reference back to his actual character and make him want something in this universe other than "escape" and "follow girl"

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Squashing Machine posted:

Hell, you'd think that Finn would have some intense feelings about child slavery, seeing as he was scooped up by the FO at a young age. Maybe the mission goes sideways because he insists on helping them instead of an immediate parking violation, but that would require that the film reference back to his actual character and make him want something in this universe other than "escape" and "follow girl"

Yea I have much more of a problem with what they did with Finn in this movie than the introduction of Rose. Rose is a brand new character, it's always challenging to insert new characters into ongoing stories. But Finn was established fairly well in TFA, but absolutely none of that is used in TLJ, and I agree that it stands out even more because of what they see on the casino planet. He really should've had some sort of a reaction that was much stronger than that.

gaj70
Jan 26, 2013

El Chingon posted:

Cool throne room fight...

I was disappointed that Snoke died so quickly and anti-climatically. He was the only 'actor' of sorts who's kinda pulled off a proper villain this group of movies. All of the other potential candidates seem to think that role just implies a combination of "screaming" and "screaming vigorously."

El Chingon posted:

...hyperspace jump though.

I was a bit disappointed there, too. Why bother with fighters and 'dreadnaught' anti-ship lasers when you can just suicide-jump an old freighter?

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

Whatever.

gaj70 posted:

I was a bit disappointed there, too. Why bother with fighters and 'dreadnaught' anti-ship lasers when you can just suicide-jump an old freighter?

For what it's worth, the Raddus was two times the size of a Star Destroyer. A normal size transport ship basically disintegrated against a Star Destroyer in Rogue One going at normal speed. Different masses, etc.. Bug on the windshield VS a bowling ball through it.

The series has also depicted different types of shields. The Prequels were full of a lot of new takes on the way shields worked to restrict/not restrict incoming energy or mass. The OT had shields too of course, but you never really saw them visually on screen. So at this point you start going into technobabble realms to explain why X works when Y should work, but what about Z? Like hyperspace travel time, it just works at the speed of the plot.

Teek fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jan 4, 2018

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Blue Star posted:

What does it mean to be a radical Christian?

‘Radical’ in the sense of revolutionary politics:

“It is ... only in post-religious ‘atheist’ radical-emancipatory collectives that we find the proper actualization of the Idea of the Christian collective — the necessary consequence of the ‘atheistic’ nature of Christianity itself.”
-Zizek

The emphasis is on emancipation. In this view the Kingdom Of Heaven is synonymous with dictatorship of the proletariat. It’s why I focus on issues of exploitation, slavery, suffering, etc., while that other dude is talking a ‘cleanliness is next to godliness’ spiritual purification/perfection.

This is probably why so many have issues with TLJ: the Resistance sucks. The entire conflict happens because the heroes are desperately holding onto the Resistance model even though it’s not working. They don’t help the slaves, and they’re not interested in helping the slaves. What they want is to restore their power (hence the metaphor of running out of fuel).

And the culmination of the Luke narrative is that he returns to being an idiot Jedi, while retaining an ‘inner distance’. Johnson does a good job flipping the commonsense so that the virtual avatar is the real Luke, who is stabbed and killed, while his material spirit remains light-years away on the meditation island. But this means the film doesn’t really take a side - it just ‘accepts the contradiction’. (“In conclusion, Jedi-ism is a religion of contrasts.”) Luke ‘wins’ by fooling everyone into thinking he’s a godlike entity.

(It is also a quiet ‘retcon’ of Yoda’s death in Episode 6: Yoda did not die of old age, according to TLJ. Yoda in a sense faked his death, combining his midichlorian Skype powers with his ability to prophecy to broadcast his avatar into the future - essentially inventing time travel.)

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Waffles Inc. posted:

Rose is amongst my least favourite primary characters in Star Wars, but it's fairly lovely to continue on insulting Kelly Marie Tran's weight, don't you think?

How does it serve you to think that she's fat?

I'm not being insulting to Kelly Marie Tran. If I said John Candy, or Dan Akroyd, or Chris Farley was fat, I would also be making an accurate statement. People aren't accidentally cast in major tent pole films, especially ones made by Disney. Everything about her character was carefully crafted to speak to a particular demographic. That is, the socially awkward, overweight, cosplaying fans who buy Star Wars merchandise. She looks like "regular" people, and that's why she was cast.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Squashing Machine posted:

They're loving horses

Wow Star Wars suddenly got real interesting in a Mike Pence kind of way.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

SimonCat posted:

That is, the socially awkward, overweight, cosplaying fans who buy Star Wars merchandise. She looks like "regular" people, and that's why she was cast.

You're suggesting that Rose is a character designed to appeal to this demographic and yet all you've offered to support it is that Kelly Marie Tran is fat (citation needed, although she apparently now occupies the same space as Chris Farley!)

Is your overall point that anyone who doesn't prescribe to SimonCat's physical beauty standards is somehow an attempt at marketing?

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

SimonCat posted:

I'm not being insulting to Kelly Marie Tran. If I said John Candy, or Dan Akroyd, or Chris Farley was fat, I would also be making an accurate statement. People aren't accidentally cast in major tent pole films, especially ones made by Disney. Everything about her character was carefully crafted to speak to a particular demographic. That is, the socially awkward, overweight, cosplaying fans who buy Star Wars merchandise. She looks like "regular" people, and that's why she was cast.

Weird thoughts.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Waffles Inc. posted:

You're suggesting that Rose is a character designed to appeal to this demographic and yet all you've offered to support it is that Kelly Marie Tran is fat (citation needed, although she apparently now occupies the same space as Chris Farley!)

Is your overall point that anyone who doesn't prescribe to SimonCat's physical beauty standards is somehow an attempt at marketing?

No offense but you sound like a fat, whiny cosplayer, likely an SJW as well.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

No offense but you sound like a fat, whiny cosplayer, likely an SJW as well.

Yikes

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

No offense, of course. It's simply a fact.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
I think whatever Rose is... She was boring. And had no chemistry with Finn.

Also, she was fat.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea look at this fatty, hopefully she understands not to lose weight otherwise she might lose out on those fat roles going forward.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Personally the only character whose figure really stood out as non-normative to me was Kylo and his weird refrigerator chest.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

No offense, of course. It's simply a fact.

Hrm I dunno OP

Thanks for making this personal tho???

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Waffles Inc. posted:

Hrm I dunno OP

Thanks for making this personal tho???

I'm kidding, man.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
HUNDU is just loving with you.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

ah word sorry for the mini-meltdown y'all i was just weirded out

Waffles Inc. fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jan 4, 2018

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Waffles Inc. posted:

ah word sorry for the mini-meltdown y'all i was just weirded out

This whole conversation is very weird so it's not just you.

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world
These SJWs just don't care who they hurt.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
SJWs. SJWs. SJWs. You're all SJWs. None of you are free of sin.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
Can we just get back to talking about loving horses?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

TildeATH posted:

Can we just get back to talking about loving horses?

Sure, what's on your mind?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

TildeATH posted:

Can we just get back to talking about loving horses?

Star Wars Episode 9: Mister Hands Strikes Back

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
Rose is a bad character but not due to casting. She coulda been far better had she not been purely used as a fan insert / love interest / boring exposition giver

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homullus
Mar 27, 2009

Malcolm XML posted:

Rose is a bad character but not due to casting. She coulda been far better had she not been purely used as a fan insert / love interest / boring exposition giver

Rose is the adult version of the kids at the end -- fans of the Resistance's icons and hagiography. She even has the s3kr1t decoder ring, and is sure to eat her Resistance(tm) Ovaltine. The final scene of the movie is due to Rose.

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