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alphabettitouretti posted:What are the odds that Trump forgot who Melania was and tried to hit on/grab her. Remember when Trump was giving a speech, saying he wished Melania could be there when she was standing right next to him at the podium?
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communism bitch posted:https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/948912344758964225 oh my loving god
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Viruswithshoes posted:Pray for me Thots and prayers.
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Remember when Trump was giving a speech, saying he wished Melania could be there when she was standing right next to him at the podium? Oh yea there was this 36 hour period where Twitter lost its mind over a Melania body double going places with Donald because Melania didn't want to.
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Smirr posted:i would literally KILL to be a fly on the wall rn in the room where they are pumping a combined dosage of horse sedatives and alzheimer's medication into the potus
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Smirr posted:oh my loving god
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Dissapointed Owl posted:lmao this looks like one of those 'replace eyes with mouths' edit
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TotalLossBrain posted:Oh yea there was this 36 hour period where Twitter lost its mind over a Melania body double going places with Donald because Melania didn't want to. Who can remember that though dude that was like 10 years ago
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communism bitch posted:I'm the President who doesn't ask his personal ally, the most powerful and connected media mogul on the planet, for his opinions on the rando journalist who just kicks back and relaxes in the oval office for the best part of a year and nobody knows why he's here or who invited him. This entire administration is the ultimate and most extreme - almost absurd - example case for getting promoted beyond capability.
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I've already lost one ball to cancer I can't afford to howl the other one off please
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laughing my balls off no please I needed those balls no come back oh no they've entered the orbit of oh no they're passing voyager fuuuuck my ballllssssss
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Are all of these balls in orbit going to be a hazard to satellites and the space station? 
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:The fact that he even has a business at all decades on instead of blowing everything he got on Maseratis and child hookers is a testament to equal portions the staggering wealth he began with and a kind of cunning rarely seen among the children of privilege. He probably can't read all the way through this paragraph but he can bilk other rich folks out of their birthrights like nobody's business That's a lol
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Hmm, 600 new posts I wonder what https://twitter.com/MichaelWolffNYC/status/949023092357128194 communism bitch posted:https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/948912344758964225 
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A Fancy Hat posted:Trump: "Hey Wolffy, what are you writing about today?" 
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Stoatbringer posted:Are all of these balls in orbit going to be a hazard to satellites and the space station? probably, but we won't need those in the after years anyway
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I hope that when the dust settles there will be someone around to chronicle all the lols because jfc i can't even keep up anymore just print out this thread i guess
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communism bitch posted:https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/948912344758964225 hahahaha
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Stoatbringer posted:Are all of these balls in orbit going to be a hazard to satellites and the space station?  we have NASA's underfunded patriots tracking them 
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Him just hanging out chatting randomly to folks just show how chaotic and unorganized the office of the president is today. People in and out, walking around without bathrobes, etc.
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Moridin920 posted:I hope that when the dust settles there will be someone around to chronicle all the lols because jfc i can't even keep up anymore Whatthefuckjusthappened.com has it covered. They do it as a straight man tho. Little commentary, which tbf isn’t needed
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gawker plz do not post the piss tape
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communism bitch posted:I'm the President who doesn't ask his personal ally, the most powerful and connected media mogul on the planet, for his opinions on the rando journalist who just kicks back and relaxes in the oval office for the best part of a year and nobody knows why he's here or who invited him. Ally? Fire and Fury posted:One of these frequent callers was Rupert Murdoch, who before the election had only ever expressed contempt for Trump. Now Murdoch constantly sought him out, but to his own colleagues, friends and family, continued to derisively ridicule Trump: "What a loving moron," said Murdoch after one call.
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Moridin920 posted:I hope that when the dust settles there will be someone around to chronicle all the lols because jfc i can't even keep up anymore Print it out, roll it up into a tube, and slowly jerk off with it, it's, uh, my friend says it's very good
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Willias posted:So Trump’s administration just made weed illegal across the entire country right? It’s always been illegal federally Trump is now saying they’re gonna bust people for it. Sorry weed lovers.
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I don't get this loss parody Me neither so I made this for you instead. 
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Ally?
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Ally? that's as close to an ally as Trump gets
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Does the book talk about the piss tape? Cliffhanger ending for the sequel.
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Me neither so I made this for you instead. lol
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alphabettitouretti posted:What are the odds that Trump forgot who Melania was and tried to hit on/grab her. Trump: "Does your husband do it for you? I bet he's a real limpdick" Melania: *smiles*
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Me neither so I made this for you instead. How long did this take?
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Alan Smithee posted:Trump: "Does your husband do it for you? I bet he's a real limpdick"
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Alan Smithee posted:Trump: "Does your husband do it for you? I bet he's a real limpdick"
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Stoatbringer posted:Cliffhanger ending for the sequel. Like the White House would ever invite a reporter to just hang around for a year writing down everything they say and do again. They've totally right now got a reporter hanging around writing down everything they say and do, don't they.
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