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Warm und Fuzzy posted:If you're a foreign spy and you're not currently at the white house hiding in plain site, what the gently caress are you doing with your life? theyve probably tightened up security since the book was announced now you will have to at least try to blend in with the curtains
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nooneofconsequence posted:How long did this take? I spent about 5 mins on it after posting the original tweet, and have just been sitting here  waiting for the inevitable loss.jpg comment.Putting more forward thinking into GBS shitposting than the entire administration has managed in a year. Clyde Radcliffe fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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XMNN posted:theyve probably tightened up security since the book was announced I think as long as you slide into the west wing accompanied by applause and then immediately raid their refrigerator, you're good.
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Just imagine having sex with Trump. Imagine his wet, matted hair brushing up against you as flakes of his drying skin come to rest in your naval. Imagine the clinking sound of his gaudy watch as he tweets while half-heartedly fingering you with his pink baby hands. Melania is probably a horrible person but part of me emphasizes with anyone who has had to see him naked for any amount of time.
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I don't get this loss parody the hosed up lady with the abortion goes in the last panel. Seems alright to me.
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Random Stranger posted:I think as long as you slide into the west wing accompanied by applause and then immediately raid their refrigerator, you're good. Keeping PBR can tabs on a keychain is basically guaranteed assimilation.
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i just assume most people walking around in the white house these days are undercover reporters working on their tell-alls.
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Also I just bought the book on amazon; holy lol it's amazon #1 best seller and it's not even out yet. Glad to do my part by supporting the book that might actually give the retard (donald trumpo) a heart attack and kill him irl.
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Does anybody know if the audible version will be out tomorrow as well? I got a monthyl subscription credit I need to spend and it's going on this poo poo.
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Trump tells GOP senators that 2,200-mile border wall not needed in immigration deal President Trump on Thursday laid out his demands for an immigration deal to Republican senators, making clear he doesn't expect Congress to build a physical 2,200-mile concrete wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. Instead, the president wants Congress to increase security along the border by ratcheting up patrols, surveillance and fencing, in return for relief for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program recipients in an immigration deal that could be tied to the 2018 spending bill. “People want to paint that it’s some 2,000-mile long, 30-foot-high wall of concrete. That’s not what he means and not what he tries to say,” said Sen. James Lankford (R-Okla.), who met with Trump at the White House Thursday. http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/367458-trump-tells-gop-senators-that-2200-mile-border-wall-not-needed-in-immigration lol
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Amazon hasn't updated with the new release of the book tomorrow (hahahaaaa), I hope they can do it
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Minimalist Program posted:Also I just bought the book on amazon; holy lol it's amazon #1 best seller and it's not even out yet. Glad to do my part by supporting the book that might actually give the retard (donald trumpo) a heart attack and kill him irl. Hey MP, do a book reading for us tomorrow.
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Lime Tonics posted:Trump tells GOP senators that 2,200-mile border wall not needed in immigration deal 
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The # of sales of this book is hilarious I dont ever read politcal current events non-fiction but im tempted to buy this
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Madcosby posted:The # of sales of this book is hilarious The last political book I read was then-senator Obama's Audacity of Hope.
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Madcosby posted:The # of sales of this book is hilarious oh its gonna big numbers. Trump always brags about how amazing he is for ratings and how awesome that makes him. Now we're going to see a book skyrocket to the tops of charts talking about how lovely and inept he really is. There is no way this isn't the most personally damaging event to happen in Trumps life - before this he's always managed to somewhat control the media attention he gets. It must be destroying him inside. That's. So. Funny.
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Tumble posted:oh its gonna big numbers. it's super funny
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Lime Tonics posted:“People want to paint that it’s some 2,000-mile long, 30-foot-high wall of concrete. That’s not what he means and not what he tries to say,” said Sen. James Lankford (R-Okla.), who met with Trump at the White House Thursday. Didn't he literally invite various companies (including some from israel with experience in gaza) to bid/prototype solutions for exactly this kind of wall? Did I just imagine that?
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ya i cant tell if I want the highlights from the book on twitter or just to read it for myself
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Madcosby posted:ya i cant tell if I want the highlights from the book on twitter or just to read it for myself Waiting for Colbert to be enacting segments on his show.
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happyhippy posted:Waiting for Colbert to be enacting segments on his show. SNL should just live act out excerpts from the book
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communism bitch posted:Didn't he literally invite various companies (including some from israel with experience in gaza) to bid/prototype solutions for exactly this kind of wall? Did I just imagine that? Nope. It was all planned out, just needed the money. But McConnell had other plans.
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Minimalist Program posted:Also I just bought the book on amazon; holy lol it's amazon #1 best seller and it's not even out yet. Glad to do my part by supporting the book that might actually give the retard (donald trumpo) a heart attack and kill him irl. Being found out to be a giant idiot who sucks at everything won't break him. He won't die from a heart attack or suicide until we find out he's really not that rich.
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Lime Tonics posted:“People want to paint that it’s some 2,000-mile long, 30-foot-high wall of concrete. That’s not what he means and not what he tries to say,” said Sen. James Lankford (R-Okla.), who met with Trump at the White House Thursday. lol I called this line of reasoning back in 2016
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WhyteRyce posted:SNL should just live act out excerpts from the book Oh they will. And the opening will now be Alex doing the trump reaction to the release. It’s a hard job for a comedian these days, changing your scripts everyday, but on the other hand, writers are out of a job. Maga
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There's nothing at all coming out about Pence in any of this. Should we just assume that he's been quietly keeping his head down, waiting for exactly this moment?
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Minimalist Program posted:Also I just bought the book on amazon; holy lol it's amazon #1 best seller and it's not even out yet. Glad to do my part by supporting the book that might actually give the retard (donald trumpo) a heart attack and kill him irl. I'd pre-ordered the hardback but after the announcement I've cancelled it, dusted off my old Kindle and ordered the ebook instead because I need this poo poo in my veins right now. It's still showing 9th Jan on Amazon though. I am the only one who, when reading the lengthy excerpts, heard it in my head as Dan Carlin's voice from that amazing Trump of Doom video?
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Egbert Souse posted:Just pre-ordered a book for the first time in my life. this poo poo better come with an artgame and a Donald Trump statue
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WhyteRyce posted:SNL should just live act out excerpts from the book i'm pretty sure the infernal pact that keeps it on the air bars SNL from doing anything funny again
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happyhippy posted:Waiting for Colbert to be enacting segments on his show. No sketch yet, but this monologue was dope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwMRkt770vc
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there were always gonna be a bunch of tell-all books about the administration. i mean, it's not like anyone who works there is any more loyal to trump than he is to them. the surprise was that the first one was by an actual journalist who had incredible access to the white house for no particular reason.
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Tumble posted:Trump always brags about how amazing he is for ratings and how awesome that makes him. Now we're going to see a book skyrocket to the tops of charts talking about how lovely and inept he really is. There is no way this isn't the most personally damaging event to happen in Trumps life - before this he's always managed to somewhat control the media attention he gets. It must be destroying him inside. 
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looooooooooool bring back the mooch get rid of she huck and make him the moterfucking press secretary eyyyyyyyyyyyy im talking here hmbol
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We need to start a kickstarter to have Gilbert Gottfried record an audiobook version.
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All versions of The Book are showing as being released on the 5th for me. Apparently if I sign up for a free Audible trial I can get that version as one of the two freebies... Hmmmm.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Wolff probably just spoiled it for the dozens of local homeless guys who'd wandered into the White House and taken up key unofficial positions as Donny T's newest personal advisor and right-hand man Or it's like that Mexican day laborer joke from South Park, when it was like "Who's teaching your kids right now?" "Oh, don't worry. There's people you can hire for this sort of thing."
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Alan Smithee posted:looooooooooool Eyyyy, I toldja the Holocaust nevah happened, amirite? Gabbagool
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