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D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Flared Basic Bitch posted:

This bit deserves more attention because it’s amazing! Derek’s a cool mirrorshades-wearing assassin roaming the lawless internet technoscape and not a nerd that makes bad games.

:grin:

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

that's a good frog

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Awesome. I like the glass one.

Goosfraba
Feb 26, 2016

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/8jgZo7G.jpg
:nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)



Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jan 5, 2018

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
current site footer:



new site footer:



Not seeing the funding chart.... :jackbud:

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

current site footer:



new site footer:



Not seeing the funding chart.... :jackbud:

Oh hey, real content instead of whatever dumb poo poo derek puts out.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
goosfraba, can we loving not

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Lladre posted:

There is a whole lot of projection going on. Your opinions of my motivation are wrong if it is anything other than :justpost:

As for the avatar, you can thank whoever bought it, probably someone who has me on some block list.

Had the day off and I would like to thank whoever said to play Doki Doki Literature Club (go in blind).

just monika

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
the star citizen website is almost done and at nearly 10 frames

this means the game is almost out, rejoice

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lladre posted:

You are wrong on all points.
And your guessing game is as farcical as your avatar.

I have never been able to understand your gimmick.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

trucutru posted:

I have never been able to understand your gimmick.

nobody does, he's worse than a white noise poster with the "thread bad" posts and contributes literally nothing else

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

current site footer:



new site footer:



Not seeing the funding chart.... :jackbud:

"People are catching on that we're fudging the funding tracker to bolster backer confidence! But we can't remove it without arousing suspicion. What if we redid the whole website and omitted the tracker? Well that would be expensive and time consuming, but what other option do we have?"

EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

Where are the Boston Terrier pics?

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

EmesiS posted:

Where are the Boston Terrier pics?

Sorry that was my fuckup distracted w/kettles

EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

Thread is good

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

I swear I'm not board posting.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot


posting spree

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Surf board that is.

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

At 7 minutes in one of the screens shows November 22nd as the date this was shot.

Omniblivion
Oct 17, 2012

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

current site footer:



new site footer:



Not seeing the funding chart.... :jackbud:

Get a Refund before it's too late!

They're wording those options as if the game is released and therefore their obligations fulfilled

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Daztek posted:

It's okay Toast, we know

MoMA is Toast??!

hosed up if true.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


tuo
Jun 17, 2016


GPU kitten already identified the problem and is up to the task. the other two are only for comedy.

e: THREE!!!....the other three (gently caress camo)

ee: btw, that is the right way to rest an HDD. I can attest to that, it made me what I am today

tuo fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jan 4, 2018

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

trucutru posted:

I have never been able to understand your gimmick.

I'm frankly amazed at his ability to make hundreds of posts while completely avoiding the common pitfalls of interesting or funny.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
In just a little over five years Cloud Imperium Games have created 1,016 youtube videos, 4 websites and 0 games.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

I've eaten hundreds of grilled cheese sandwiches but I'm unsure if I've ever actually grilled cheese.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

AP posted:

In just a little over five years Cloud Imperium Games have created 1,016 youtube videos, 4 websites and 0 games.

and 17 companies.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Kosumo posted:

and 17 companies.
That we know of.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Is it too late to out myself as a derek smart alt too?

I'm pretty sure he's blocked me so he won't even know I've been him this entire time.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

AP posted:

In just a little over five years Cloud Imperium Games have created 1,016 youtube videos, 4 websites and 0 games.

Kosumo posted:

and 17 companies.

This is perfectly normal and should in no way suggest a scam is taking place.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Sunswipe posted:

This is perfectly normal and should in no way suggest a scam is taking place.
grinningortwin.gif

Ponzi
Feb 21, 2016


DEPORTED FROM FLAVOR TOWN

ICSA 67 LOSER
Fun Shoe

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

current site footer:



new site footer:



Not seeing the funding chart.... :jackbud:

They've removed the link, but it currently still exists:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

I guess that's just the first step.

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Do you think Crobberts could have made the original game idea if there hadn't been any feature creep, no kickstarter stretch goals, nothing, just the original ga-

Oh wait he already hasn't.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

Ponzi posted:

They've removed the link, but it currently still exists:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals

I guess that's just the first step.

The new site hasn't launched yet, the image of the footer is from the youtube video.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Sunswipe posted:

This is perfectly normal and should in no way suggest a scam is taking place.

All that so a certain someone can have 'producer' credits listed on their imdb

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

current site footer:



new site footer:



Not seeing the funding chart.... :jackbud:

:flaccid::flaccid::flaccid:

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

Almost a perfectly straight line.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

nawledgelambo posted:

nobody does, he's worse than a white noise poster with the "thread bad" posts and contributes literally nothing else

I think he posted some cake image that was good. That's about it.

Where is D1E anyways?

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

trucutru posted:

Where is D1E anyways?

Brutally warlorded, he spends his time calling his parents.

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Shadowlyger
Nov 5, 2009

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big nipples big life posted:

How many years were you talking about the 2 $1M spikes on the discord?

So you do realize that was Derek making a joke, yes?

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