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yeah I eat rear end posted:My brother's wife is a fountain of stdh, all about him. Every time we meet there's some new story about how he ate 32 pieces of pizza in one sitting or him saying some wacky thing in his sleep, or seeing the ghost that supposedly haunts her parents' house. It's all such boring poo poo that nobody ever says "no he didn't" but we all know she's just making it up. I just want to know why. I mean my brother used to say weird loving poo poo in his sleep too. And is eating too much pizza really that far out? Guy's an idiot who believes in ghosts but it isn't really poo poo that didn't happen it's poo poo no one cares about
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:This could have actually happened, I know I have been in Canberra and my phone DEFINITELY went off at least once I just want you to know I thought this was very funny
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Furia posted:I mean my brother used to say weird loving poo poo in his sleep too. And is eating too much pizza really that far out? Wouldn't 32 slices work out to be 4 whole pizzas? Unless they are like Totinos or some poo poo, I'm fine with calling bullshit on that one.
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Jan 3, 2018 23:24
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Atmus posted:Wouldn't 32 slices work out to be 4 whole pizzas? Unless they are like Totinos or some poo poo, I'm fine with calling bullshit on that one. Pretty sure I could have downed four pizzas in one sitting back in college, and was on the skinny-nerd side of that divide. It doesn't seem particularly unrealistic. Yeah, it's something you might regret later that evening, but when did that stop anyone?
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Jabor posted:Pretty sure I could have downed four pizzas in one sitting back in college, and was on the skinny-nerd side of that divide. It doesn't seem particularly unrealistic. This poo poo didn't happen either.
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Jan 4, 2018 01:08
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Captain Monkey posted:This poo poo didn't happen either. With all that dairy and grease? That poo poo would happen like you wouldn't believe.
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The Bee posted:With all that dairy and grease? That poo poo would happen like you wouldn't believe. Not for 48-72 hours.
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CordlessPen posted:My best friend (and father of my godson) has had a kidney removed because of cancer. His mom had a double mastectomy because of breast cancer. His dad died of stomach cancer. All in the span of 3-4 years. Not sure if they have lovely genes or lovely luck, but in that kind of scenario, you get desperate and want so hard to believe in miracle cures... I definitely didn't know how to react when he told me about apricot pits and everything big pharma didn't want us to know. That...sounds more like a cluster to me, they're not from Toms River, NJ or some poo poo, right?
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Captain Monkey posted:Not for 48-72 hours. Some people get the runs from an overload of grease.
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quote:Hey new to reddit..i thought i would post my story here. I work for a construction company and we do remodeling on homes. We have a rule here that we get to keep anything we find hidden behind the walls. We hired this guy (we really needed a worker badly) who was a total a-hole from day one. Ive been working for this company for 5 years and this guy has only been doing construction for 1 year after he got fired from his accounting job for getting a dui. Anyways..he would always make fun of my clothes and my accent and one day he went too far by telling my boss about my private instagram account pics. He got on my phone and looked through my instagram page and showed my boss pictures of me smoking weed. ( little did he know that my boss is my friend from 8 years when we used to smoke together before we both quit) i was so mad that he violated my privacy then i made a plan to gently caress him over. He was the kind of guy who would always come in late and complain that trains or traffic is why he was always late. One day i over heard him saying that if he won the lottery he would quit this job for not getting the "respect" he deserves. (You have to earn your respect here.) One day i bought some fake gold coins online and i put them in a metal box i found at the antique store and waited for a chance to hide it in a wall. Luckly i did not have to wait long. The day he found the coins it seemed like it was his best day ever. First thing he did when he opened the box.. he called my boss a fing loser and he quit imedietly on the spot. He said" f this place..im rich"... Lol.. little did he know was that, that was the best day of my life. After he quit my boss told us that he was going to fire him anyways for always showing up late...i wish i could see the look on his face when he finds out the gold coins are fake. Best $40 i spent in my life. ( i apologize for my grammar..this just happened today and my addrenaline is pumping hard. Thanks for reading. Edit: These houses are bought at auction..people dont live here so everything is owned by the construction company.
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cash crab posted:Yes, I think we should close down pedochat. personally I think the whole idea behind that chatroom was flawed
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I know people who worked construction for decades. The only thing found hidden behind walls are empty liquor bottles, porn magazines with hairy women and asbestos.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:42
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Maybe the true treasure in the walls, was Friendship all along?
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Jan 4, 2018 18:43
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I am having trouble trying to figure out a way that contractors hired to remodel presumably private homes have a rule that they can steal whatever they find in the walls of the homes theyre hired to remodel, like what the gently caress.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:53
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Even if he hid like a sack of 100 fake gold coins, that's hardly "lottery" level rich. Even if they are heavy coins you'd only be looking at a couple hundred dollars melt value each. Even if they were historically important or rare it still wouldn't be that level of rich. Someone has an extremely inflated perception of what gold coins are worth.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:54
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This is the most infuriating thread ever on these dead and gay forums.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Someone has an extremely inflated perception of what gold coins are worth. That is honestly pretty realistic for that story.
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I didn't think i'd ever see the "I don't even own a tv" version of knowing about christmas. Did she grow up in a cave?
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Jan 4, 2018 19:03
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"have no background knowledge relating to that holiday" gently caress off
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Jan 4, 2018 19:05
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Katt posted:I know people who worked construction for decades. The only thing found hidden behind walls are empty liquor bottles, porn magazines with hairy women and asbestos. At first glance, I read the last bit as "and hairy women with asbestos" and wondered what kind of buildings they tore down.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:30
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Aleph Null posted:At first glance, I read the last bit as "and hairy women with asbestos" and wondered what kind of buildings they tore down. Heh, I initially misunderstood it as porn magazines featuring some sort of hairy-women-and-asbestos-fetish. Which I'm sure you can find on Deviantart. And about the Christmas one, apparently neither her husband nor any of their friends saw it fit to inform this woman about the most important holiday in much of the Western world, nor did she pick anything up from the media. SerialKilldeer has a new favorite as of 20:46 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Jan 4, 2018 20:41
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Maybe it really was a stalker with a white beard and a red outfit.
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Seventh Arrow posted:Maybe it really was a stalker with a white beard and a red outfit. 
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SerialKilldeer posted:And about the Christmas one, apparently neither her husband nor any of their friends saw it fit to inform this woman about the most important holiday in much of the Western world, nor did she pick anything up from the media.
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Seventh Arrow posted:Maybe it really was a stalker with a white beard and a red outfit. Is it plausible that there's a Santa impersonator giving out free toys at school? Feels unlikely. I thought that's where that stdh was going, outrage at indoctrination or something.
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kimbo305 posted:Is it plausible that there's a Santa impersonator giving out free toys at school? Feels unlikely. Not so much that it was a Santa impersonator but what if it was actually just some random stalker who happened to be wearing red - especially given the way they brush off the whole story at the end.
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Elysiume posted:It's unfortunate that they live in Toronto, a far-flung city that definitely isn't inundated with endless Christmas stuff starting in November. I was about to say I can’t understand how they could portray themselves as so utterly foolish and moronic until I went back and saw that yes, they were Canadian and it all made sense.
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Aleph Null posted:At first glance, I read the last bit as "and hairy women with asbestos" and wondered what kind of buildings they tore down. No Oxford comma. Sentence building without protection 
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I'm the preschooler who plays the pronoun game by speaking in cryptic riddles.
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To be fair, some kids would probably get a laugh out of trolling their parents like that, so that part of the story I can almost believe. But the "we know nothing of anything related to Christmas" thing is just so bizarre.
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oldpainless posted:I was about to say I can’t understand how they could portray themselves as so utterly foolish and moronic until I went back and saw that yes, they were Canadian and it all made sense. More like OldMooseLess, amirite ladies?
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queserasera posted:Why is the southwest part important? Well, it’s of course important, before you tell your story about bigots, to clarify that the story happens in a place people already think is chock-full of bigoted hicks, which is sort of bigoted in and of itself Oh well I’m in the southwestern region, which as you guys know is full of racist bigoted hicks, anyway let me tell you a story about this awful bigot I encountered!
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I didn't know jastiger had a baby
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SerialKilldeer posted:To be fair, some kids would probably get a laugh out of trolling their parents like that, so that part of the story I can almost believe. Maybe if they were Jehovah's Witnesses or one of those Messianic Christian sects, but random secular people?
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AlbieQuirky posted:Maybe if they were Jehovah's Witnesses or one of those Messianic Christian sects, but random secular people? Even they know about Christmas, you have to live under a rock not to. Even North Korea knows about Christmas and Santa
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