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Darkhold posted:As someone once stated you become Florida man by killing the last Florida man. Or a significantly less disturbing version of The Santa Clause.
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Jan 5, 2018 00:39
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https://i.imgur.com/p8P9c4i.mp4Doctor Malaver posted:I'd watch a movie with these two as main characters. They could make a "Police Academy 8: Fats and Freaky" starring these two.
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Jan 5, 2018 00:59
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Well, this needs to be a picture now.
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Jan 5, 2018 01:09
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Aramoro posted:Morrissey's name isn't Tom Morrissey, delightful as it would be its not cowritten by the vegan former frontman of The Smith's. Jokes are hard, aren't they?
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Jan 5, 2018 01:11
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Jan 5, 2018 01:19
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Yes, very funny. My other buys a calendar full of those. It is, truly, like reading a jokes and not actual quotes. ifunny.co
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Jan 5, 2018 01:23
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At least several of those are made up
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Jan 5, 2018 01:24
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And I'm the one who has to explain why the stuff I post is funny?
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Jan 5, 2018 01:26
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Guy Goodbody posted:And I'm the one who has to explain why the stuff I post is funny?
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Jan 5, 2018 01:27
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Jan 5, 2018 01:30
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I don't care if they're all made up, I laughed at every one Much like I reluctantly laughed when perusing a joke book printed in the 50s that I found when cataloguing my grandparents' effects
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Jan 5, 2018 01:33
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Data Graham posted:Much like I reluctantly laughed when perusing a joke book printed in the 50s that I found when cataloguing my grandparents' effects
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Jan 5, 2018 01:41
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Did the latest Reader's Digest arrive already? 
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Jan 5, 2018 01:45
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Not many that I recall actually. Most were just painfully banal church-lady type puns
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Jan 5, 2018 01:45
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I work with court reporters for a living. I am told that image is pretty accurate.
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Jan 5, 2018 01:47
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Jan 5, 2018 01:48
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Collateral Damage posted:How many of them were horribly racist by today's standards? This is from a book my wife's parents have from when they were kids. 
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Jan 5, 2018 01:59
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Collateral Damage posted:How many of them were horribly racist by today's standards? Any of you fellow old people remember what a big hit those Truly Tasteless Jokes books were? They were filled with racism and sadly I can still remember a lot of them.
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Jan 5, 2018 02:26
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budgieinspector posted:List of phrases I've searched for in Google, while trying to find the original of this: I don't think this got answered but that's Brian Waterberry and he's solid gold. rear end crack sweat-covered gold. https://instagram.com/p/BddAM_yDQjV/ https://instagram.com/p/BdTkbjNDvrx/ https://instagram.com/p/BdO71bujwkL/ He's disgusting.
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Jan 5, 2018 02:36
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Here's a real one from Donald Sterling back when he was suing everybody over the sale of the Lakers
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Jan 5, 2018 02:50
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Here's a real one from Donald Sterling back when he was suing everybody over the sale of the Lakers 
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Jan 5, 2018 03:22
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xtal posted:At least several of those are made up You really think someone would do that, just go to court and tell lies?
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Jan 5, 2018 03:22
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Snowy posted:Any of you fellow old people remember what a big hit those Truly Tasteless Jokes books were? They were filled with racism and sadly I can still remember a lot of them. Sadly yes, yes, and yes.
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Jan 5, 2018 03:30
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Here's a real one from Donald Sterling back when he was suing everybody over the sale of the Lakers An R Rated Abe Simpson moment
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Jan 5, 2018 04:04
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Gimme five BJs for a quarter, you'd say
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Jan 5, 2018 04:18
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I don't think this got answered but that's Brian Waterberry and he's solid gold. rear end crack sweat-covered gold. Holy poo poo, I absolutely hate gross-out wacky dare Jackass bullshit but this dude is fascinating. 'Oh, he's getting his eyebrows waxed and painting on giant Divine ones, that's silly I guess' veered right into 'I have now seen a dude smoke a live nightcrawler'. He lives in a quasi-suburban squalor but with farm animal cameos somehow and he literally has a job rolling blunts in The World's Sketchiest Room. I can't look away. Here's how he got those fresh back scars, since someone asked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRiv3936aiE
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Jan 5, 2018 06:00
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I don't think this got answered but that's Brian Waterberry and he's solid gold. rear end crack sweat-covered gold. Blessings be upon you. He's exactly as much of a loving train wreck as I expected.
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Jan 5, 2018 06:03
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wait...that's a Nestle Crunch bar? I always thought it was a stick of gum.
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Jan 5, 2018 06:39
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I don't think this got answered but that's Brian Waterberry and he's solid gold. rear end crack sweat-covered gold. L.A. Beast, the autumn years
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Jan 5, 2018 06:49
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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/948665869927776257
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Jan 5, 2018 06:52
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Detective No. 27 posted:I work with court reporters for a living. I am told that image is pretty accurate. so you are an attorney?
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Jan 5, 2018 07:57
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Ferrule posted:Jokes are hard, aren't they? He had never made a joke before so going on the balance of evidence it was safe to assume he was just and idiot.
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Jan 5, 2018 12:25
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So did Guy Goodbodies mum write a letter to the mods saying please be nice to my son hes a bit soft brained, or something?
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Jan 5, 2018 12:43
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Honestly, the only thing I dislike about Guy Goodbody is all the complaining about Guy Goodbody.
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Jan 5, 2018 12:50
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Facebook Aunt posted:No man, every life is precious. Therefore we should only eat the largest animals, because that leads to fewer deaths to per meal. Whale steaks for everyone! From the animal you shot, you got 300,000 pounds of meat. However, you were only able to carry 100 pounds back to the wagon.
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Jan 5, 2018 12:53
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Jan 5, 2018 13:12
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Sixth grade me was as mortified reading that as that kid must be today.
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Jan 5, 2018 13:23
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https://i.imgur.com/bx8zBgN.mp4 You can pinpoint the exact nanosecond that interest is piqued. 
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Andrew Martin went on to become a successful song writer and singer. You've probably heard of him, his stage name is Lin-Manuel Miranda
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