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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

sponges posted:

It’s just crazy that they’re keeping Hue. Literally anyone could have coached the 2017 Browns and gotten the exact same results.

A non insignificant number of people would have gotten a better one.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Is the parade gonna be streamed somewhere?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The parade will be live streamed for those of us that will make it.


https://twitter.com/AllaireMatt/status/947576659791831041

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Darnold and Rosen are both entering the draft. I can't wait to see the Browns either pick the worst QB of the class and/or watch Hue work his magic with him and wreck him anyway.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Good news goons you can find love at the parade thanks to FarmersOnly and CurvesConnect .com who have joined in sponsoring the parade!

https://twitter.com/fox8news/status/948999439833862147

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

So what are the chances that the Browns draft a good qb and become a winning team?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

WalletBeef posted:

So what are the chances that the Browns draft a good qb and become a winning team?

Historical evidence suggests 0%

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I can’t wait another 10 years to see if the Browns tie the record for consecutive non-playoff appearances. Why did the Redskins and Cardinals have to be so bad for so long?

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Jan 4, 2018

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

somewhere in the dark desolate future, the New Cleveland All-Browns of Mega-City #2 will finally win a championship and our descendants will look back on this and laugh

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

TheHoosier posted:

somewhere in the dark desolate future, the New Cleveland All-Browns of Mega-City #2 will finally win a championship and our descendants will look back on this and laugh

Only after they move to New Baltimore.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

WalletBeef posted:

So what are the chances that the Browns draft a good qb and become a winning team?

I don't know about winning, but I still genuinely think they weren't 0-16 bad and were easily better than the 2008 Lions

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


TheHoosier posted:

somewhere in the dark desolate future, the New Cleveland All-Browns of Mega-City #2 will finally win a championship and our descendants will look back on this and laugh

So you're saying the Browns will never win and have to change their name and city to even have a chance.

Checks out.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Looks like it’s going to be a warm 8° for the parade Saturday and my new parka hasn’t arrived. Gonna have to wear some ugly rear end winter coat for this dumb poo poo.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
I hope the parade is on TV live so I can watch, I ain't going down there.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

TheHoosier posted:

somewhere in the dark desolate future, the New Cleveland All-Browns of Mega-City #2 will finally win a championship and our descendants will look back on this and laugh
Dredd future is okay but give me that San Angeles future.

Bonus points for all restaurants being Taco Bell!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
A Haslam has acknowledged the family's displeasure with the parade.

God even if Jimmy goes to prison we won't be rid of these shits.

https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/949320986285039616

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

A Haslam has acknowledged the family's displeasure with the parade.

God even if Jimmy goes to prison we won't be rid of these shits.

https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/949320986285039616

the misspelled you're :kiss:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Ches Neckbeard posted:

A Haslam has acknowledged the family's displeasure with the parade.

God even if Jimmy goes to prison we won't be rid of these shits.

https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/949320986285039616

Good, now we know the whole family sucks.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
A temp of zero with a windchill of -16 at 8am. Literally even mother nature is attending this parade

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


spanky69 posted:

A temp of zero with a windchill of -16 at 8am. Literally even mother nature is attending this parade

Parade is a noon but still it’s going to be real loving cold and I think I’ll just stay home and watch the misery online. Driving 3.5 hours for that weather would be no bueno.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Parade is a noon but still it’s going to be real loving cold and I think I’ll just stay home and watch the misery online. Driving 3.5 hours for that weather would be no bueno.

We're driving 4.5 hours, which feels insane but it's been awhile since all of us going have hung out. We'll go to the parade and find somewhere warm to drink and watch playoff football. If nothing else it should be a fun time.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Try to befriend the hobo who told Haslam to draft Manziel. I think he hangs out near terminal tower.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Bigass Moth posted:

Try to befriend the hobo who told Haslam to draft Manziel. I think he hangs out near terminal tower.
Theres a place in Cleveland called "Terminal Tower"!??

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Theres a place in Cleveland called "Terminal Tower"!??

It is the terminus for a lot of rapid lines. I assume that is why they named it that.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Edward Mass posted:

I can’t wait another 10 years to see if the Browns tie the record for consecutive non-playoff appearances. Why did the Redskins and Cardinals have to be so bad for so long?

I can't wait another 10 years to see if the Browns go 0-160.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Theres a place in Cleveland called "Terminal Tower"!??

Oh man wait until I tell you about Whiskey Island.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Bigass Moth posted:

Oh man wait until I tell you about Whiskey Island.
:randstare:


Michael Corleone posted:

It is the terminus for a lot of rapid lines. I assume that is why they named it that.
It just sounds so....Cleveland Bro nsey.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

what's the best sports bar around downtown cleveland? or the best brewery to visit? we're gonna need it

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

TheHoosier posted:

what's the best sports bar around downtown cleveland? or the best brewery to visit? we're gonna need it

Depending on if you want to pay for parking. Sports bar go to I’d say is Winking Lizard if you haven’t been. Large beer selection, they’re all over and good food. Paninis but less so. Mostly on Prospect downtown. There’s Tilted Kilt that has the most TVs and okay food and servers in skimpy outfits on East 4th. They also got a Whalbugers recently. Downtown nightlife is typically East 4th for restaurants, West 6th for clubby stuff,, or Ohio City or Tremont for hippy places and either Shooters in the summer which is next to the strip club and opposite is East Bank Flats for activity, restaurants next to the lake.

Ohio City has Great Lakes Brewery which is the key one for Midwest I’d recommend and their seasonal Christmas Ale has a good rep and history. East Bank has Thirsty Dog Brewery and I think it’s Platform or another one down the street, Beerhead is my go to there but it’s got options. Bar Louie on West 6th. Barley House on W6th shows UFC events some times and it’s close to the Browns Stadium.

I’d youre talking out of downtown let know.

Gatts fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jan 6, 2018

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Gatts posted:

Depending on if you want to pay for parking. Sports bar go to I’d say is Winking Lizard if you haven’t been. Large beer selection, they’re all over and good food. Paninis but less so. Mostly on Prospect downtown. There’s Tilted Kilt that has the most TVs and okay food and servers in skimpy outfits on East 4th. They also got a Whalbugers recently. Downtown nightlife is typically East 4th for restaurants, West 6th for clubby stuff,, or Ohio City or Tremont for hippy places and either Shooters in the summer which is next to the strip club and opposite is East Bank Flats for activity, restaurants next to the lake.

Ohio City has Great Lakes Brewery which is the key one for Midwest I’d recommend and their seasonal Christmas Ale has a good rep and history. East Bank has Thirsty Dog Brewery and I think it’s Platform or another one down the street, Beerhead is my go to there but it’s got options. Bar Louie on West 6th. Barley House on W6th shows UFC events some times and it’s close to the Browns Stadium.

I’d youre talking out of downtown let know.

that pretty much answers all of it. we're staying in the hilton garden down the street from FE Stadium. just wanted fun places close by so taxi costs won't kill us.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
so why is michael rappaport being a big bitch about all of this

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
IDK why all these hot shot coastal elites look down on Cleveland when we have our own coast, The North Coast!!! Plenty of islands here too.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Mel Mudkiper posted:

so why is michael rappaport being a big bitch about all of this

He’s a big New York sports baby & is on his high horse.

I did like him in True Romance though.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

TheHoosier posted:

what's the best sports bar around downtown cleveland? or the best brewery to visit? we're gonna need it

Relevant

https://twitter.com/Reflog_18/status/949454594077347840

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Android Apocalypse posted:

He’s a big New York sports baby & is on his high horse.

I did like him in True Romance though.

he made a good documentary about Tribe called Quest and I thought he was cool and then he said racist poo poo about aziz ansari so woof

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

TheHoosier posted:

that pretty much answers all of it. we're staying in the hilton garden down the street from FE Stadium. just wanted fun places close by so taxi costs won't kill us.

I'll just put it this way. If you're close to FE, the below is closer to further.

West 6th: Barley House is very popular and opposite is Rumor nightclub which only opens at 10. Bar Louie is the other bar place that's good. On West 9th there's Map Room but its more divish. It does have a couple good restaurants around this area.

East Bank: Beerhead (large beer selection, great pizza) and Punch Bowl Social (trendy place, mixed drinks, always packed) are the two hopping places: Flipside for Burgers has good food but isn't as hopping. Thirsty Dog Brewery is which is good, they have dog themed beer like Ol Leghumper or 12 Dogs of Christmas and Platform is close by.

West Bank Flats: Shooters but its closed, next to best Strip Club Christie's and little further down is Hustler Club. Music Box Supper club has live performance and dinner and is next to comedy theater.

East 4th/Ontario/Prospect: East 4th is all restaurants and Corner Alley which has a bowling place. Ontario and Prospect corner is the Tilted Kilt and Whalburgers opposite that. And the casino on the opposite corner. Prospect has Winking Lizard and Panini's (and a BW3 but meh to that). Barrio is ownage great Tacos if you want but not a sports place. If you want a prohibition style cocktail bar that's cool, it's Society Lounge that'll lead you downstairs to it.

Tremont: Gastropubs like Prosperity Social Club, wine bars, and trendy joints like Dante's or fantastic pizza from Edison's or Burbon Street Barrell Room which is New Orleans and an Indian place further.

Ohio City: Great Lakes Brewery, Townhall, Bier Mkt, Market Garden Brewery and it has much more options like close by mexican in Momocho.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
If you go anywhere other than Sololowski’s then you did Cleveland wrong.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Bigass Moth posted:

If you go anywhere other than Sololowski’s then you did Cleveland wrong.

Yes. Go to Sokolowski please. But I think its closed at late night.

Further out there's the University Circle area next to Case Western Reserve and Little Italy but that's a longer taxi ride away, like 20+ minutes.

Also, during the morning, Ohio City has West Side Market which has a great gyro for sale and other stuff. It's a farmer's market place but it has some cool things inside the building to try.

Gatts fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jan 6, 2018

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Bigass Moth posted:

If you go anywhere other than Sololowski’s then you did Cleveland wrong.

Af.

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