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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kwyndig posted:

They could have reballed the dog (using http://www.neuticles.com/), and judging from the lack of response from the dog, they might have.

Do they make those for humans? Asking for a friend.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP NAME-DROPPING NEUTICLES TODAY

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Because I think it's funny?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Kwyndig posted:

Because I think it's funny?

I'm onto you, 2006 reg who just now decided to tip your hand and start shilling for imaginary canine testicles

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

I'm onto you, 2006 reg who just now decided to tip your hand and start shilling for imaginary canine testicles

They're fake, but definitely not imaginary. I've seen one in person.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Wait, is "in person" the right phrase there? I was there, as were some neuticles. Only I was a person, though.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Trig Discipline posted:

Wait, is "in person" the right phrase there? I was there, as were some neuticles. Only I was a person, though.

Were you...?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I guess my wife and the vet were people.

But still, the neuticles weren't people. That I know of.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Trig Discipline posted:

Wait, is "in person" the right phrase there? I was there, as were some neuticles. Only I was a person, though.

you saw them in person not on person so I think it works...unless you saw them being put in person...im confused now, Trig has neuticles?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

JEEVES420 posted:

you saw them in person not on person so I think it works...unless you saw them being put in person...im confused now, Trig has neuticles?

u wanna come check

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
Will your wife and vet be there?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I knew a guy who got some for his dog, because the guy was crazy. The company gave him a sample, and he used it as a keychain and showed it to everyone.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Do vets still remove testicles? I thought they just severed the tubes nowadays. Last time I had to get a cat neutered, he still had his balls after.

https://twitter.com/1SarahRose/status/948993641028161536

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Jamesman posted:

Do vets still remove testicles? I thought they just severed the tubes nowadays. Last time I had to get a cat neutered, he still had his balls after.

https://twitter.com/1SarahRose/status/948993641028161536

It might vary between practices, but I think in the UK the consensus is to remove because leaving tissue behind like that is a recipe for cancer risk later in life. The practice I work in removes them. In fact, the only species I think we really leave them in is ferrets because they have the most delicate hormonal system I have ever comprehended.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?




sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

They're fake, but definitely not imaginary. I've seen one in person.

Was the other one on layaway or something??

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Zil posted:

Do they make those for humans? Asking for a friend.

Not-funny answer: Yes, for transmen getting the "full package" gender reassignment surgery, and probably also for dudes who lose a gonad for whatever reason and can't bear to uniball it

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Phy posted:

Not-funny answer: Yes, for transmen getting the "full package" gender reassignment surgery, and probably also for dudes who lose a gonad for whatever reason and can't bear to uniball it

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if I want like



four balls

don't answer now, have some of this brandy

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Pastry of the Year posted:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if I want like



four balls

don't answer now, have some of this brandy

Someone out there is making a killing

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Two sets of testicles, so divine

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Some shills for Big Testes ITT

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
"The quads", as they're known.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I want so many testicles I can't sit down without plastic hippos snapping at me

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

One set each for above and below. Perfect symmetry.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Garrand posted:

One set each for above and below. Perfect symmetry.

I've already got a pair of balls up above. They're called my eyes. Read your Bible, you need Jesus.

Hooks
Aug 26, 2007

He'll save children, but not the British children
Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

Two sets of testicles, so divine

I appreciate this reference

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Data Graham posted:

Two sets of testicles, so divine

^^^^ :mad:

good reference

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Pastry of the Year posted:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if I want like



four balls

don't answer now, have some of this brandy

You're saying you want goons to...

Imagine four balls?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Data Graham posted:

Two sets of testicles, so divine

I heard that motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Lobok posted:

You're saying you want goons to...

Imagine four balls?

where on earth would I put them, I do declare

(fans self with suspiciously spotted fan)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Memento posted:

I heard that motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

I heard he once held an opponent's hand in a jar of acid... at a party.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/WrMMfiZ.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP NAME-DROPPING NEUTICLES TODAY

The funnier thing is that I was the one who mentioned neuticles on another thread this morning!

Were there others? Is it neuticles day?

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Pastry of the Year posted:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if I want like



four balls

don't answer now, have some of this brandy

Would make it possible to play this guessing game...

http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=601

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Memento posted:

I heard that motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

Eight legs..... Seven vagánias. Maybe more. Imagine.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Randaconda posted:

I heard he once held an opponent's hand in a jar of acid... at a party.

Fake news!


It was his opponent’s wife’s hand.


i think

Content:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Roro posted:

vagánias

my query about the localization of the phrase "steamed hams" goes in the memes thread, thank you ♫

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Solice Kirsk posted:

"The quads", as they're known.

Imagine four balls, sitting in a sack. Time works the same way.

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