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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Roro posted:



Who's horny for IoSM???

We finally found the IoSM flag. Stand and salute all ye faithful.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Sunswipe posted:

It's kinda like that story about David Cameron putting his cock in a dead pig: whether he did it or not doesn't matter as much as the fact that most people hearing the story think "Yeah, that sounds like something he'd do."

Hey to be fair to Cameron it wasn't the pigs genitals it was just a decapitated pig head. He also probably burned money in front of a homeless person because that's part of the initiation for the Bullington Club. On a similar note it is very likely that George W. Bush masturbated in a coffin in front of his dad since jerking it in a coffin in front of older members is a Skull and Bones thing.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

there wolf posted:

Unitarians and Unitarian Universalist are two different sects. Unitarians are Christians who reject the trinity, while UU is religion in buffet form.

I was responding to

Arivia posted:

I’m not sure if you’re worse at reading the Bible or that article. Your readings of both are so wrong. Just go to a Unitarian Universalist Church and chill the gently caress out.

which is talking about UUs, and UUs are not a Christian denomination. But thanks for clarifying my own religion to me I guess.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Pastry of the Year posted:

Let's go get an abortion, and not pay

Suppose you're thinking about a plate of pastry...

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

gleebster posted:

Suppose you're thinking about a plate of pastry...

:golfclap:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Roro posted:



Who's horny for IoSM???

This is just a ripoff of the Bahamian flag.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


FreudianSlippers posted:

Hey to be fair to Cameron it wasn't the pigs genitals it was just a decapitated pig head. He also probably burned money in front of a homeless person because that's part of the initiation for the Bullington Club. On a similar note it is very likely that George W. Bush masturbated in a coffin in front of his dad since jerking it in a coffin in front of older members is a Skull and Bones thing.

WTF is wrong with rich people Jesus Christ

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Puppy Time posted:

WTF is wrong with rich people Jesus Christ

No one has ever told them "no."

That's the beginning and end of it.

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Puppy Time posted:

WTF is wrong with rich people Jesus Christ

Rituals are important in cementing in group membership. Mystery cults have been a thing for a long time and they've usually been associated with taboo.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



To join those two posts, taboos are things even rich people aren’t supposed to do, so hey, let’s bust em up.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
drat no wonder why regressives have hosed views on porn an cranking one out.

They think everyone has a coffin that they drag out everytime they're horny.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

mng posted:

Don't even bother, he's this guy https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=170900

Where is LoB to save us?

So this guy spent at least 70 bux on this dumb site?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Puppy Time posted:

WTF is wrong with rich people Jesus Christ

Sharing a secret with someone is a good way to bond and if both have dirt on each other you know you can trust him because you can gently caress each other over pretty much equally by just revealing that you both had to bludgeon a puppy to death with a piece of the True Cross to get into that exclusive club in college.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

a guy i worked for for a couple years liked to get liquored up and talk about his fraternity burning crosses, you know, no big deal wink wink nudge nudge

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Not so much idiots on social media as the implication of idiots on social media:

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Puppy Time posted:

WTF is wrong with rich people Jesus Christ

Being fair, most members of the Conservative party gently caress children, so a dead pig is a step in the right direction.

cadaver.
Oct 31, 2009
Religionchat: my local church is alright

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I mean I had to eat cheetos mountain dew soup to post here, didn't we all?

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

ro5s posted:

Being fair, most members of the Conservative party gently caress children, so a dead pig is a step in the right direction.

Be careful. When I post about that, I get banned. Because mods fundamentally can't understand why someone wouldn't want to gently caress children. The Aatrek runs deep.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I don't know what loving spideysense reregs have to be like BIRD AT WORK POST SHITS but I really wish it weren't a thing. Sorry for not showing up in time, thread.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
No worries, thank you birb on birb thanks day.

LibrarianCroaker
Mar 30, 2010


Just threaten everybody at the gym when you walk in, #gorillamindset

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I don't know what loving spideysense reregs have to be like BIRD AT WORK POST SHITS but I really wish it weren't a thing. Sorry for not showing up in time, thread.

Realtalk, is 30 days the longest a probation can be? Cuz hey, if they wanna keep throwing money at Lowtax to reg new accounts. More power to im if he can't wait 3 months, a year, whatever.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Manuel Calavera posted:

Realtalk, is 30 days the longest a probation can be? Cuz hey, if they wanna keep throwing money at Lowtax to reg new accounts. More power to im if he can't wait 3 months, a year, whatever.

The biggest I've seen is 100k hours or about 11.4 years. Apparently there are some people coming off those probations soon. Arzy maybe?

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
My condolences for all the non-D&D readers in this thread who still see Cassandra posts.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
For someone so adamantly against Christianity they sure loved nailing themselves up on a cross to make their point.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



CassandraSupreme posted:

Be careful. When I post about that, I get banned. Because mods fundamentally can't understand why someone wouldn't want to gently caress children. The Aatrek runs deep.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Manuel Calavera posted:

Realtalk, is 30 days the longest a probation can be? Cuz hey, if they wanna keep throwing money at Lowtax to reg new accounts. More power to im if he can't wait 3 months, a year, whatever.



Honestly part of the part of the reason I share this is every now and again it comes up the fact that someone stealth-probed Hogge Wild for a rounded year and I still don't know what the gently caress.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



Honestly part of the part of the reason I share this is every now and again it comes up the fact that someone stealth-probed Hogge Wild for a rounded year and I still don't know what the gently caress.

Admins are magic, yo.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Would it shock you to learn that this man thought the gorilla channel thing was real and got mad about people spreading jokes?

https://twitter.com/leokitty/status/949351313950769152

This man has worked for New York publications for his entire career.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Henchman of Santa posted:

Would it shock you to learn that this man thought the gorilla channel thing was real and got mad about people spreading jokes?

https://twitter.com/leokitty/status/949351313950769152

This man has worked for New York publications for his entire career.

They have two teams in baseball (Mets/Yankees), basketball (Knicks/Nets), football (Giants/Jets; actually play in Jersey though), hockey (Rangers/Islanders), and soccer (Red Bulls/NYCFC) :psyduck:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Bobby Digital posted:

They have two teams in baseball (Mets/Yankees), basketball (Knicks/Nets), football (Giants/Jets; actually play in Jersey though), hockey (Rangers/Islanders), and soccer (Red Bulls/NYCFC) :psyduck:

:thejoke:, methinks.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

On the other hand, it’s Farhad Manjoo.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Bobby Digital posted:

On the other hand, it’s Farhad Manjoo.

I'm assuming the joke's on them. On the other other hand, who is this person and why should I not continue to violently reject caring about them?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm assuming the joke's on them. On the other other hand, who is this person and why should I not continue to violently reject caring about them?

He spent a bunch of years writing for Slate, so that should confirm your decision to not know about them.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm assuming the joke's on them. On the other other hand, who is this person and why should I not continue to violently reject caring about them?

He is a tech guy for the New York Times and earlier in the day he was extremely confused about whether it was true that Trump wanted to watch "The Gorilla Channel" 17 hours a day. Also what's the point of twitter if not to learn about a new person every day that you instantly think is the biggest idiot in the world?

https://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/949345703154745344

Henchman of Santa has a new favorite as of 07:22 on Jan 6, 2018

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
There will never be anyone more of an idiot than the Idiot in Chief:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/949501696211857408

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

It's taking a surprisingly long time for a fake screenshot to appear of Manjoo tweeting the exact opposite of what he actually said. Someone get on that.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mak0rz posted:

It's taking a surprisingly long time for a fake screenshot to appear of Manjoo tweeting the exact opposite of what he actually said. Someone get on that.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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