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I mean sure the Bern dog gets my vote by default but I'm talking about a scenario where it's Cory Booker and Trump and Zuck
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ScrubLeague posted:I mean sure the Bern dog gets my vote by default but I'm talking about a scenario where it's Cory Booker and Trump and Zuck why do you keep constructing weird scenarios where zuck comes out on top are you playing marry/kill/gently caress with yourself you insane person??
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Jan 6, 2018 17:10
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quick vote: 1. poopy poop 2. pissy piss 2. zuck
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ScrubLeague posted:I mean sure the Bern dog gets my vote by default but I'm talking about a scenario where it's Cory Booker and Trump and Zuck But you're imagining some hypothetical where all 3 of them have a chance at winning. In real life, if Zuck ran third party, he'd probably poll as well as most third party candidates do, like around 5-10% and have no shot of winning. And gently caress, man, at least I can trust Cory Booker to not nuke North Korea. But we can worry about that after the amazing shitshow that the 2020 Dem Primary will be.
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Jan 6, 2018 17:13
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2016: lol zuckerberg for prez? 2017: i will never vote for that inhuman robot gently caress 2018: well...i guess he already has all my personal data anyways 2019: im cucked for zuck!
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Jan 6, 2018 17:35
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i heard we were cutting off our dicks/pusses in the zuck thread, what up
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:i heard we were cutting off our dicks/pusses in the zuck thread, what up well at least people who do this will be able to use whatever bathroom they want in order to take drugs to make life bearable and perform sex services in order to survive
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Jan 6, 2018 19:28
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can i try snorting a line through my cut off flaccid dick?
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Jan 6, 2018 19:32
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like the worst silly straw because its full of blood and floppy
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ScrubLeague posted:Sure, but who else you got? If you make all your voting decisions on the assumption that everyone is lying all the time, why would you ever vote for anyone? he's not even lying despite how much avoids talking about issues, he's still managed to reveal that he's a conservative shithead who's never said a word about UHC and thinks a "basic income" should be paid for by selling the country's natural resources off to private companies Zuck is the new Ron Paul: a conservative shithead, but conservative in a different way from conservative orthodoxy, so people whose brains have been broken by the two-party establishment gravitate towards him, openly ignoring the dozens of bad positions he holds just because he once held a position that didn't sound completely terrible if you twisted it the right way
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Tiberius Christ posted:2016: lol zuckerberg for prez? looks at trump, tugs collar
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-...SocialMarketing Zuck looking good
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ScrubLeague posted:I mean sure the Bern dog gets my vote by default but I'm talking about a scenario where it's Cory Booker and Trump and Zuck
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Oprah/Zuck vs Trump/Baked Alaska 2020
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I hope the dem primary debate with Zuck ends when he does the Luv finishing move from Blade Runner 2049 on all the opposing candidates. In our opinion Zuck was the clear winning of the dem primary debate.
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Jan 15, 2018 05:31
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WampaLord posted:*steps forward, taps mic, clears throat*
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Jan 15, 2018 08:06
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ah, a delicious meal of dry ironkids toast. make sure you get both angles.
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if he does run for president zuckerberg getting awkwardly humiliated and out-rich-assholed in the primary by oprah is going to be funny
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its going to own when the 2020 election is a three way race between trump, oprah and zuck
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:its going to own when the 2020 election is a three way race between trump, oprah and zuck wow way to forget the rock, who is totally a celeb whose political stances people know and care about
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Shear Modulus posted:wow way to forget the rock, who is totally a celeb whose political stances people know and care about He's a Maoist, which means he's easily the best presidential candidate
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https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/16/16897206/facebook-watch-streaming-series-handless-girl-sacred-lies-true-blood-writers Facebook has ordered a 10-episode drama series from Blumhouse Television and two of the team members behind HBO’s True Blood. It’s about “a handless teen who escapes from a cult and finds herself in juvenile detention, suspected of knowing who killed her cult leader,”
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Rastor posted:https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/16/16897206/facebook-watch-streaming-series-handless-girl-sacred-lies-true-blood-writers Sound like the premise was constructed by one of those youtube nursery rhyme algorithms.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Sound like the premise was constructed by one of those youtube nursery rhyme algorithms. Brb gonna pitch a multi-cam sitcom to Netflix called “The Finger Family”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HEjlT8DWqg ZUCC 😄
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Main Paineframe posted:yeah, I'm sure the incredibly wealthy white CEO who was born into money is actually a secret socialist and reliable ally of the working class Do you think...he’ll get the gop nomination?
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Zeris posted:Do you think...he’ll get the gop nomination? Cuckerberg isn’t racist enough. I believe him if he says he doesn’t see race, hoo-mans to him are datapoints on a spreadsheet with an ad revenue dollar attached.
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Jan 30, 2018 01:59
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Corporate billionaire-owned news only! I'm a cuckold for the Zuckold!
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drat, look at Mark, nobody can tell him poo poo, like: that's a really bad idea.
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Feb 2, 2018 06:44
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Not to sound critical! I admire that! I'm cucked and cravin' a Zuck!
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Telephones posted:drat, look at Mark, nobody can tell him poo poo, like: that's a really bad idea. the thing to remember is that Zuck has zero intention of actually doing anything to get rid of fake news it's been mostly forgotten now, but he actually fired all of Facebook's fact checkers and news curators a year or two back because the far right were whining that Facebook was being biased by not posting conspiracy theory garbage his one and only goal is avoiding the criticism, or at least avoiding the blame and media attention. he wants to look like he's doing something about it so Congress stops calling him up to complain, but he doesn't actually want to suppress the propaganda and conspiracy stuff since that'll just get the cranks whining at him again
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ikanreed posted:A bit late, but Iowa tenderloin is garbage food Sounds like a trashy sex move
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love 2 be told what is true by my corporate overlords nytimes is real news! iraq had wmds!
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my favorite facebook thing is the “what’s going on in your government” thing that just shows you posts from elected officials, which is the exact last place you’d go for good information
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