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We Know Catheters posted:That's just a lovely __________ Hello that describes 100% of 'uniquely' Australian food Edit: come to think of it, it pretty much describes all Australian 'culture'
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“100% Australian meat”
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Jan 6, 2018 13:35
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hello that describes 100% of 'uniquely' Australian food mate I will loving fight you over pavlova, lammingtons, and tim-tams otherwise, unironically accurate
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Jan 6, 2018 13:38
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Technically, all Australian food is prison food.
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Jan 6, 2018 13:39
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The TV show Neighbours is Australia's greatest cultural accomplishment.
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Jan 6, 2018 13:40
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Guy Goodbody posted:Technically, all Australian food is prison food. lol
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Data Graham posted:“100% Australian meat” That's actually a pretty strict regulation here. We Know Catheters posted:That's just a lovely taquito Fair warning, mate; you do not bash on Four-and-Twenty in Australia unless you want to get bashed by Tradies and Bogans.  .Ignimbrite posted:mate I will loving fight you over pavlova, lammingtons, and tim-tams You forgot South-Melbourne Dim Sims  .
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Jan 6, 2018 13:41
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Jan 6, 2018 13:47
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funmanguy posted:nope 
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Jan 6, 2018 13:55
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Ignimbrite posted:mate I will loving fight you over pavlova, lammingtons, and tim-tams Pavlova isn't Australian
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Jan 6, 2018 14:00
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Ignimbrite posted:mate I will loving fight you over pavlova, lammingtons, and tim-tams Pavlova is from NZ, lamingtons were invented by a French guy in honor of his British employer (and were literally just a bunch of leftovers thrown together when some unexpected guests turned up), Tim Tams are copies of penguin biscuits in the UK and are named after an American horse
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Jan 6, 2018 14:06
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Jan 6, 2018 14:11
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/949618475877765120 I think this is very funny because the President of the United States called himself "like, really smart" The juxtaposition of what is theoretically supposed to be a very dignified office and stereotypical "valley girl" slang is funny to me. The larger tweet just being more of his standard rambling protesting too much is also great. Just everything about our dotarded president is hilarious.
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Jan 6, 2018 14:16
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Guy Goodbody posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/949618475877765120 I didn't believe this was a real tweet until I clicked on it. Amazing.
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Jan 6, 2018 14:20
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what the hell i saw a screenshot of that tweet a minute ago and was like "haha thats trying to hard for satire. onion needs new writers" but welp
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Jan 6, 2018 14:33
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bitterandtwisted posted:I didn't believe this was a real tweet until I clicked on it. Amazing. Every single loving time. Every time I think "Aahaha, this time it's a parody, almost got me!". And every time I click and it's actually real. What the actual gently caress did you do, America?!
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Jan 6, 2018 14:35
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has anyone actually seen trump since he was on multiple tvs at his own press conference?
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Jan 6, 2018 14:49
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Jan 6, 2018 14:52
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Guy Goodbody posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/949618475877765120 He has stated before, and I'm sure several times, that he is like a smart person. Not valley girl 'like' but that he and smart people have a lot in common 'like'. He's also smart related because at one point when he was explaining why hes 'like a smart person' he said his dad graduated from MIT or something, and we all know that college degrees are passed down as an inheritance.
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Jan 6, 2018 14:59
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nice nice not nice 
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Jan 6, 2018 15:02
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Blackchamber posted:He has stated before, and I'm sure several times, that he is like a smart person. Not valley girl 'like' but that he and smart people have a lot in common 'like'. He's also smart related because at one point when he was explaining why hes 'like a smart person' he said his dad graduated from MIT or something, and we all know that college degrees are passed down as an inheritance. Considering that college degrees are a requirement for sperm donors in many places in the US, I'm guessing a lot of people would agree
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Jan 6, 2018 15:05
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Kit Walker posted:Considering that college degrees are a requirement for sperm donors in many places in the US, I'm guessing a lot of people would agree The upside of that is that you can get high school graduate cum for a fraction of the price, and it tastes the same.
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Jan 6, 2018 15:13
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Blackchamber posted:He has stated before, and I'm sure several times, that he is like a smart person. Not valley girl 'like' but that he and smart people have a lot in common 'like'. He's also smart related because at one point when he was explaining why hes 'like a smart person' he said his dad graduated from MIT or something, and we all know that college degrees are passed down as an inheritance. aha, he claims to be "smart by proxy"?
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Jan 6, 2018 15:21
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Krankenstyle posted:aha, he claims to be "smart by proxy"? No no no, he'd never do that. He doesn't understand what the word "proxy" means.
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Jan 6, 2018 15:30
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Krankenstyle posted:aha, he claims to be "smart by proxy"? Yes. And hes surrounded himself with the best people, the best. And he has the best words. Kit Walker posted:Considering that college degrees are a requirement for sperm donors in many places in the US, I'm guessing a lot of people would agree Can crushing college debt be passed genetically too? Sort of take the good with the bad?
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Jan 6, 2018 15:36
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:No no no, he'd never do that. He doesn't understand what the word "proxy" means. sorry i had no idea how to translate but blackchamber did it. nice.
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Jan 6, 2018 15:38
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Kit Walker posted:Considering that college degrees are a requirement for sperm donors in many places in the US, I'm guessing a lot of people would agree And that's just the minimum. Most women won't accept anything less than cum laude.
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Jan 6, 2018 15:39
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im cumkin and this is offensive to me
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Jan 6, 2018 15:58
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Wait Australia has a 420 frozen foods brand? 
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Jan 6, 2018 16:04
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LifeSunDeath posted:Wait Australia has a 420 frozen foods brand? Oh boy, do we ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UItfaSzdA-I
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Jan 6, 2018 16:08
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Nah, it's 4n20, after the old rhyme, "Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye. Four and twenty blackbirds, Baked in a pie."
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Jan 6, 2018 16:08
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Gorilla Salad posted:Nah, it's 4n20, after the old rhyme, "Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye. Four and twenty blackbirds, Baked in a pie." None of that means anything.
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Jan 6, 2018 16:11
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Jan 6, 2018 16:14
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I'd like to publicly apologize to Guy for calling him an idiot. He's becoming a true treasure of this thread. Not even joking.
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Jan 6, 2018 17:39
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gbut posted:I'd like to publicly apologize to Guy for calling him an idiot. He's becoming a true treasure of this thread. Not even joking. Funniest bit about that meme is that the Federal government was deliberately tainting alcohol to get people to stop drinking. By killing them with poison. http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2010/02/the_chemists_war.html
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Jan 6, 2018 18:02
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Talk about being prepared for anything! One of my friends is a huge Red Wings fan and lives in Chicago (I hate him more than anything else in the world) and he wears a Blackhawks shirt under his jersey so he can take it off in case they win. Guess he got punched in the back of the head a few times walking home.
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Jan 6, 2018 18:04
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gbut posted:I'd like to publicly apologize to Guy for calling him an idiot. He's becoming a true treasure of this thread. Not even joking. This new rule that I have to explain why something is funny is loving me up, I've had to pass on posting like five different pictures of cats playing with turtles. I don't know why cats and turtles being friends is funny, I just know that it is!
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Jan 6, 2018 18:19
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ChunksNensja posted:Amateurs. Australia has already perfected the recipe I'm sorry to dredge this back up, but the phrase "100% Australian Meat" is very concerning. Maybe it's because I'm just so used to everything being sold in America as food has to specify somewhere what it actually is, but something that is simply labeled as "meat" is just vague enough to bother me. Is this horse as Chunks indicated? Or is it ground up Aussies as the box seems to state?
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CzarChasm posted:I'm sorry to dredge this back up, but the phrase "100% Australian Meat" is very concerning. Maybe it's because I'm just so used to everything being sold in America as food has to specify somewhere what it actually is, but something that is simply labeled as "meat" is just vague enough to bother me. Is this horse as Chunks indicated? Or is it ground up Aussies as the box seems to state? I assume the selling point is that the meat is not imported, rather than it being genuine.
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CzarChasm posted:I'm sorry to dredge this back up, but the phrase "100% Australian Meat" is very concerning. Maybe it's because I'm just so used to everything being sold in America as food has to specify somewhere what it actually is, but something that is simply labeled as "meat" is just vague enough to bother me. Is this horse as Chunks indicated? Or is it ground up Aussies as the box seems to state? How many people go missing in Australia every year?
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