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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Randaconda posted:

I have shamed this thread. :negative:

To be fair, humanity is capable of the worst things so it's easy to believe it. We've seen far worse.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This is what happens to your teeth after too much Mountain Dew.

Trig Discipline posted:

e: now that I look at the photo again
Here was your mistake.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Labes for days posted:

How is that anything like revenge porn? Unless you equate "once showed a guy your titties" with "wished rape/murder/assorted victimization upon a person who stated they were not interested in dating you on the internet" or something.

What I meant is that I wonder if some of these come from somebody who is mad at the guy, so they manufacture some horrible exchange to stick their picture and name next to and share it all over social media. I know dudes do actually say poo poo that horrible on dating sites though, but it would also be a really easy way to stick it to someone as well.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012


This is just Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark cosplay



He’s missing the one high heel though

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Randaconda is this a cry for help

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sludge Tank posted:

Randaconda is this a cry for help

Tears? No.


We have such sights to show you.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Randaconda posted:

Tears? No.


We have such sights to show you.

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

Trig Discipline posted:

fake but lol

It's actually this:


AFAIK the Cronenbergian charger was made as a one-off art project, and foreskin is definitely able to accommodate a phone so...

also look at the background! it's his bedsheets or w/e

edit: okay not a one-off, but no one who posts "phone stuck in dick, send help" is going to shell out $5k for one: https://www.etsy.com/listing/123441193/grow-cable?ref=shop_home_active_1

ANYWAY my vote is on real and hilarious and AUG :)

Sound Mr. Brown has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Jan 7, 2018

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


That looks like bonafide dick skin to me

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

veni veni veni posted:

That looks like bonafide dick skin to me

Next thread title

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
:nws:
https://www.lpsg.com/threads/foreskin-contest-ill-start-with-wrapping-a-cell-phone.107273/

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:yikes:

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Besides, what better place is there than the Something Awful Forums to read about someone sticking things in their dicks?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Besides, what better place is there than the Something Awful Forums to read about someone sticking things in their dicks?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=326&perpage=40#post466388652



:randstare:

Why would anybody stick anything in their urethra? :randno:

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Randaconda posted:

:randstare:

Why would anybody stick anything in their urethra? :randno:

It gets better! :unsmigghh:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=333#post466441948

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

oh boy does it ever
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/4IvEsNt.jpg:nws:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh wtf :randno:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

We love our TFAB.

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Guess who's got worms? :thumbsup:
pro-tip: if your butcher is selling dodgey discount bacon for 2/3 off, don't buy 3 kilos of it and binge on it.

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

guess who just drank a very lot and decided to shave themselves? :yayclod:



Toys For rear end Bum posted:

goon is good and cheap
goon will acid wash holes into your teeth

I love goon I will keep drinking it forever :yayclod:

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

I have made a terrible mistake :smith:

got drunk on goon, and went too hard with a sounding rod. now its all blood

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/tug6QzJ.jpg :nws:
Im washing it all off but it keeps bleeding from in deep

i don't even care if I die from this bullshit. i just wanted to feel nice and now this happened. gently caress this gay earth
just wanted to let you guys know.

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Do yourself a favor and check out the Aus thread, and just look at all his posts.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Megabound posted:

We love our TFAB.





Do yourself a favor and check out the Aus thread, and just look at all his posts.

:randpop:

Australia was a mistake.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

u didnt pick my avatr. i guess ill have to put it on the list

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/o22h0IV.gifv

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slugnoid posted:

u didnt pick my avatr. i guess ill have to put it on the list

i don't know many animes. :ohdear: But I do know Street Fighter.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
slugnoids list of avatars to give people who wrong him;















Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 05:24 on Jan 7, 2018

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I don't get it

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Slugnoid posted:

slugnoids list of avatars to give people who wrong him;

















I love many of these

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

I don't get it

She's collapsing from seeing a really in shape man.

I'm assuming she then went home and blogged about it being fat-shaming that he wouldn't bang her.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Slugnoid posted:

slugnoids list of avatars to give people who wrong him;

















I really dig the luche libre gunman. How can I piss you off and end up with that one?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Randaconda posted:

She's collapsing from seeing a really in shape man.

I'm assuming she then went home and blogged about it being fat-shaming that he wouldn't bang her.

Hey, do you remember from the very first page when I said that regular people who are a little chubby aren't content? I let that rule slip a lot because I don't care super hard, but this was a dumbass comment.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

Hey, do you remember from the very first page when I said that regular people who are a little chubby aren't content? I let that rule slip a lot because I don't care super hard, but this was a dumbass comment.

:ohdear: my mistake

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Samizdata posted:

I really dig the luche libre gunman. How can I piss you off and end up with that one?

by all means just take it! i dont have that many enemies, i just like making avatars ill never wind up using

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


e: hahaha, wrong image at first

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

e: hahaha, wrong image at first



is that stdh.txt?

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

cash crab posted:

Hey, do you remember from the very first page when I said that regular people who are a little chubby aren't content? I let that rule slip a lot because I don't care super hard, but this was a dumbass comment.

lol that bitch is fat as gently caress bro

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Randaconda posted:

is that stdh.txt?

No. This dude fucks so hard that he punched out a girl's dad and he still hits gash like loving nobodies business.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

let those of you who have never been briefly overcome by an amazing six-pack cast the first stone, imho :colbert:

e: and it you really haven't, well, my condolences

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SatansOnion posted:

let those of you who have never been briefly overcome by an amazing six-pack cast the first stone, imho :colbert:

e: and it you really haven't, well, my condolences

I'm a straight man. :colbert:

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

No. This dude fucks so hard that he punched out a girl's dad and he still hits gash like loving nobodies business.

This makes me want to imagine a spectrum of experiences you can subject someone's parents to by loving their offspring sufficiently hard

"This dude fucks so hard that he punched out a girl's dad"

"This dude fucks so hard that his girlfriend's mom instantly learned Braille"

"This dude fucks so hard that her dad had an entirely false but absolutely consistent memory of three days at Walt Disney World"

"This dude fucks so hard that his boyfriend's mom was selected to be on Jeopardy!"

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