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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Inescapable Duck posted:

Well yeah, but you need to clearly establish some boundaries too in case he comes back.

It's worth remembering that he isn't her dad, he's her stepdad, and so I imagine if her mom divorces him and moves out and says he's dangerous and they needed to get away that's probably enough

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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If he was jacking off to her at night, he probably wasn't acting wholesomely paternal to her by day. There's a good chance it would help her a lot to tell her "no, your instincts were right, his behavior was not okay." Especially before she goes to college, where you don't want her thinking "men who set off my creep alarms are probably good, normal men and I'm just crazy"

But my main concern is there were a lot of words and none of them were "going to the cops." What?

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
CPS will get involved and covering it up is the difference between their "helping family get therapy to heal" and their "sending her to foster care because everyone is enabling pedo dad" responses.

DocBubonic
Mar 11, 2003

Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis
Stalker goon, the hint that she's a serial killer is a nice touch, but you need to do better in your next submission.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

DocBubonic posted:

Stalker goon, the hint that she's a serial killer is a nice touch, but you need to do better in your next submission.

It was less of a hint and more of him putting up a flashing sign that he wants us to think she is. It's just poor all around and he never should have followed up and just learned from his mistakes for his next fake fesh.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
New thread title: get therapy, and don't gently caress your mother.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





If you knew without a doubt (lets say through time travel) that outing the father as a pedophile ends up doing massive harm to the step-daughter, then is it still just to out him?

What if you also knew without a doubt that he never does something like he did again? That he did just forget the files, and they wouldve been lost to the sands of time otherwise?

Obviously we cant know these things for sure, but one has to entertain the worst possible outcome.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I think that if you can know with certainty that taking an action will only have a negative effect then that action is unethical even if in the abstract outing him is a good thing.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Covering up poo poo like that is how catholics or weinstein kept doing it

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
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therattle posted:

New thread title: get therapy, and don't gently caress your mother.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Be a Rex not an Oedipussy.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I'm another mid-20 goon virgin, shocker. Its not the lack of putting my dick in a vagina I'm upset about (although that would be nice), its the lack of any sort of emotional (or physical) relationship whatsoever. Truth be told, I'm not sure how I would manage one. Maybe its because I internalize all of my failings and self-dobuts and beat myself up instead of other people, but I fail too see how I could a keep a woman happy with me. I'm extremely boring and just kinda exist. All I know is that its cold outside and I really wish I had someone holding me under the sheets at night right now. Deep down, a part of me enjoys being alone and that really scares me.


Completely changing the topic, I want to talk about buttholes. Do chicks have their buttholes in a different place than dudes. When I watch a porn, there is no way anal is in the same place as mine. Women buttholes also seem much smaller then men and should not be able to fit a dick. I'm also jealous women don't have rear end hair as they don't have to deal with toilet paper getting stuck in there. Any good tips for shaving your butthole?



Jose, do not post the buttholes

I think you should first see the thread title, and next stop overthinking buttholes, and third get a Tinder or an OKC or something

quote:

My girlfriend tearfully confessed to me that she used to have bareback casual sex back in her teens and twenties. I already knew that she'd had first "a few..." and later "...dozen" casual partners.

She's in therapy for self-esteem and daddy issues and is ashamed of her past. She doesn't want to talk about it and thinks it just hurts me to hear about it. I actually want to hear everything because it gives me a boner. I had the hardest orgasm of my life imagining stranger cum sloshing around insode her. I wonder if she's still hiding something, like gangbangs or prostitution, and really want her to be.

So I need tips on how to mine her for extra info and details without blowing my cover I guess.

I mean, honestly it seems to be much harder on her than it is on you

Like, the first opinion that comes to my head is "you should go out of your way to reassure her that you don't think any less of her for anything she may have done, and let her share information at her own pace" but that's more advice for the sake of your relationship than for the sake of your boner, which isn't what you asked

At a guess she's probably amazing in bed though so it's not like your boner is suffering

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Girls can have hairy buttholes my virgin friend

pornstars wont because they wax and bleach their assholes

you also sound super dull which you yourself admit

Maybe get a life and some interests and poo poo wilö start to happen? Duhh

I Brake For MILFs
Jan 9, 2007

:syoon:


If you're that worried about buttholes try to get a girl who only eats fish and rice.

Wouldn't want to be with a girl that just crushed a 20piece hot buffalo at Buffalo wild wings, right?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

I Brake For MILFs posted:

If you're that worried about buttholes try to get a girl who only eats fish and rice.

Wouldn't want to be with a girl that just crushed a 20piece hot buffalo at Buffalo wild wings, right?

Now hes gonna do a sex tour of japan, gj

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

got any sevens posted:

Now hes gonna do a sex tour of japan, gj

The irony there being that all the prostitutes in Japan are Korean and Vietnamese women

Audax
Dec 1, 2005
"LOL U GOT OWNED"

I Brake For MILFs posted:


Wouldn't want to be with a girl that just crushed a 20piece hot buffalo at Buffalo wild wings, right?

I love wings. Free seconds.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Anonymous Confessions: get therapy, and stop overthinking buttholes


Also, a scientific investigation into butt hair

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Fuckin buttholes, how do they work?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

veiled boner fuel posted:

Fuckin buttholes, how do they work?

In with the meat, out with the skeet. :mmmsmug:

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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LOOK AT insightful post
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HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
I refuse to believe there are so many 20-somethings on this forum. I thought the main demographic here is embittered 30-something computer touchers

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Police Automaton posted:

I refuse to believe there are so many 20-somethings on this forum. I thought the main demographic here is embittered 30-something computer touchers

Everyone has to be like me.... right? (same though)

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Police Automaton posted:

I refuse to believe there are so many 20-somethings on this forum. I thought the main demographic here is embittered 30-something computer touchers

Goons have always overestimated ages.

I know a lot of people who jumped here from ganefaqs though I’m not clear it got bad or anyone above 14 can’t take it and that’s the way it’s always been

Arven
Sep 23, 2007

Police Automaton posted:

I refuse to believe there are so many 20-somethings on this forum. I thought the main demographic here is embittered 30-something computer touchers

I always thought that the goon stereotype was a joke. Literally every goon I've met in real life has been a normal person with a job and wife or girlfriend.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arven posted:

I always thought that the goon stereotype was a joke. Literally every goon I've met in real life has been a normal person with a job and wife or girlfriend.

I like to pretend online I'm really a 400lb incel loser because bangin' all this pussy in real life is getting very stressful.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
I guess it is because goons that actually meet other goons have been on the forums long enough to evolve from internet kiddos to normal people and get a life and social skills. Otherwise they would not dare to venture outside their parents basement. Or they were always well adjusted and sane. I met several goons to give them a tour of Munich and they were all nice and normal people.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




maskenfreiheit posted:

Goons have always overestimated ages.

I know a lot of people who jumped here from ganefaqs though I’m not clear it got bad or anyone above 14 can’t take it and that’s the way it’s always been

I'm one of those

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

A dude posted:

I always thought that the goon stereotype was a joke. Literally every goon I've met in real life has been a normal person with a job and wife or girlfriend.

Hopper posted:

I guess it is because goons that actually meet other goons have been on the forums long enough to evolve from internet kiddos to normal people and get a life and social skills. Otherwise they would not dare to venture outside their parents basement. Or they were always well adjusted and sane. I met several goons to give them a tour of Munich and they were all nice and normal people.

Confirmation bias might be a factor here. The people with a wife, job and place of their own are the ones you meet; the 400lb basement-dwellers are the ones you don't.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Arven posted:

I always thought that the goon stereotype was a joke. Literally every goon I've met in real life has been a normal person with a job and wife or girlfriend.
early-mid 00s goons were Different

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
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The Big Word posted:

early-mid 00s goons were Different

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

The Big Word posted:

early-mid 00s goons were Different

some of us went to a couple of goonmeets and then quietly never went back

the others are in this picture :gooncamp:

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


The Big Word posted:

early-mid 00s goons were Different

I dunno. I was the apotheosis of goon until I was like 25 but after that I started being human. Even that was like a decade ago. I bet it's similar for many old goons.

SavageGentleman
Feb 28, 2010

When she finds love may it always stay true.
This I beg for the second wish I made too.

Fallen Rib
gangbang fetish goon, I'm gonna look at that from 2 angles.:

1) The fact that you're really turned on by the thought of your gf having bareback orgies with lots of men does not make you bad or anything - apparently some of the latest studies on prehistoric sexuality (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_at_Dawn) suggest that many men (and women!) get turned on by thoughts like that because our prehistorical sexuality (before we strated agriculture) actually resembled the one of bobobo chimps - who basically do casual orgies all the time.

2) Your gf seems to struggle very much with her past actions and even although sexual sciences are showing that this ia absolutely not amoral by itself (cf the book linked above), it's also absolutely understandable if her motivations at that time were problematic - because they stemmed from mental issues and probably led to situations that hurt her self image even more. If you were both sensitive and smart, you would - in this critical phase - just focus on caring for her, reassuring her about herself, while communicating that you don't have any problems with women having many sexual encounters or even approve of that - if that is the case (if not, you need to do some thinking for yourself, because both being super excited about the thought emotinally while hating it intellectually will prevent you from finding a workable solution there). "Mining her for extra info" just to get fapping material is super egoistical and hurts her at this time, so what about you don't do that, creep.

Later on, when she has regained sexual confidence and has eliminated her daddy issues (which will take time), you could pick the right time and express your interests in scenarios like that. Then see what develops.

But all that only works if you can stand the thought of a) prioritizing your gfs mental health before your fetishes and b) learn to accept that you have this sperm sloshing / orgy fetish and communicate that interest to your partner when it's appropriate instead of feigning disinterest while fapping to these thoughts in the closet.

SavageGentleman fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jan 7, 2018

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

SavageGentleman posted:

gangbang fetish goon, I'm gonna look at that from 2 angles.:

1) The fact that you're really turned on by the thought of your gf having bareback orgies with lots of men does not make you bad or anything - apparently some of the latest studies on prehistoric sexuality (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_at_Dawn) suggest that many men (and women!) get turned on by thoughts like that because our prehistorical sexuality (before we strated agriculture) actually resembled the one of bobobo chimps - who basically do casual orgies all the time.


Lmao

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The Big Word posted:

early-mid 00s goons were Different

It may be this actually. Every goon meet I saw pictures of back in like 2001 through 2007 made me never want to meet anyone on here, but now everyone in them looks normal and social. I'm still a little upset I missed the recent Chicago meet up. I bet I could have got Lowtax to drink the Malort.

aquaper
Apr 3, 2009

Hopper posted:

I guess it is because goons that actually meet other goons have been on the forums long enough to evolve from internet kiddos to normal people and get a life and social skills. Otherwise they would not dare to venture outside their parents basement. Or they were always well adjusted and sane. I met several goons to give them a tour of Munich and they were all nice and normal people.

Military brat here. Lived in Munich for 5 years in the 80's and loved it.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

My confession is I’m a fart fetishist.

I love women’s asses and love to imagine the smell and sound of their farts. I write stories (only for myself) about various female celebrities farting on me. I masturbate to these stories daily.

I had a girlfriend who left me when I confessed all of this to her. That and the fact that I purposely gave her farts through my cooking. I also liked to sniff her rear end in a top hat when she slept. I think that was what freaked her out.

At this point I hope to find another fart fetishist but I’m okay with my erotic fiction and my photoshops.

one of my earliest SA memories was watching a Flash Tub of dramatic readings of fart-fetish poo poo

quote:

I make approximately 200k a year in my job. I’m also not entirely sure what my job is, if I’m good at it, and if I’m even doing what I’m supposed to be doing.

The good news is the checks keep coming and my boss keeps saying I’m doing well. But I work maybe 6 hours a week, and that’s all mostly responding to emails and sitting on conference calls.

I sometimes wonder if all of upper management is like this.

where's that Whomp comic where he's crab fab

hold on a sec

this one

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Upper management is exactly that. As long as everyone under you is doing well, then you do nothing and collect a check.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Solice Kirsk posted:

Upper management is exactly that. As long as everyone under you is doing well, then you do nothing and collect a check.

it always reminds me of what Barney Stinsons job turned out to be. collect large checks to take the blame when things go wrong.

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soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

Upper management is exactly that. As long as everyone under you is doing well, then you do nothing and collect a check.

Ya I am borderline management and as I get closer my job just becomes more about appearances than anything else. Technically I guess I do some complex stuff but I honestly only really focus and work hard on things 3 or 6 hours a week, I spend as much or more time and effort coming up with bullshit ways to describe how much work is occurring.

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